Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

by AvaC Posted 2011/11/21 05:12:47

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Jayce Evans 2011/11/23 06:37:35 (edited)

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because he wanted to bless it?

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AvaC to Jayce E... 2011/11/23 06:39:51

Maybe... lol

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wildcat 2011/11/22 04:55:12

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To show the armadillo it could be done

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AvaC to wildcat 2011/11/22 05:00:37

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LOL!

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dandieselonian 2011/11/21 14:55:47

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sex drugs or rock and roll?

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AvaC to dandies... 2011/11/21 19:53:06

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Maybe... lol

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Myscat 2011/11/21 14:32:00

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So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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AvaC to Myscat 2011/11/21 19:53:17

Nice!!

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Reality-Check 2011/11/21 12:00:49

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it couldn't get its head out of ___________ ass...

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AvaC to Reality... 2011/11/21 19:54:17

Oh my... lol

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Marz 2011/11/21 10:01:21

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To get to the other side
..this is a very dark joke

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AvaC to Marz 2011/11/21 19:53:49

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Hahaha, alright then.

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Jayce E... to Marz 2011/11/23 06:34:01

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whoaaaa i never saw this meaning behind the words...

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Todd 2011/11/21 09:27:02 (edited)
AvaC to Todd 2011/11/21 19:53:41

Bahahahaha!!

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Country Gentleman 2011/11/21 08:51:28

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Because the egg just wouldn't do it.

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AvaC to Country... 2011/11/21 19:53:24

LOL!

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Prime Time Lime 2011/11/21 07:39:47

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Too see if the cement was still wet so it could leave it's tracks.

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AvaC to Prime T... 2011/11/21 19:53:29

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XD

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constitutionalist 2011/11/21 06:40:45

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Who knows? I have 37 of them, and they'll cross the road at the darnedest times!

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AvaC to constit... 2011/11/21 06:49:16

Haha! Interesting. :)

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constit... to AvaC 2011/11/21 07:04:41

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I love chickens. They can be a bit annoying when they get underfoot (they're way worse than cats in the regard) or when they inexplicably cross the road (especially when you're in a hurry and they're in front of your car), but really they're quite warm critters. I sit with them quite often, when they're in the barn at night, "and hold them, and love them, and pet them, so they will never want for lack of love".

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AvaC to constit... 2011/11/21 07:17:09

Aww... That's nice!

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constit... to AvaC 2011/11/21 07:28:15

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I'm a nice guy. Especially to my critters.

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AvaC to constit... 2011/11/23 06:40:17

:D

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Spider20 2011/11/21 06:08:32

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He was following this guy...

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AvaC to Spider20 2011/11/21 06:11:35

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Who's that? lol

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Spider20 to AvaC 2011/11/21 06:26:50

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Represents an illegal crossing the US-Mexico border...it was the best pic I could find.

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AvaC to Spider20 2011/11/21 06:28:29

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Oh damn... lol

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MLor 2011/11/21 05:59:58

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To escape the frying pan..or tomorrow's tailgate BBQ, haahaha haahaha .....:-D

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AvaC to MLor 2011/11/21 06:01:10

LOL!

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Skitl 2011/11/21 05:57:58

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To invent CHICKEN TECHNO

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AvaC to Skitl 2011/11/21 06:00:48

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Hahahahaha!! That's funny! XD

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Rave 2011/11/21 05:49:36

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I'm more interested in what the chicken did before to make him crossing the road such a world wide inquiry, why must we question this chicken's every move, what makes this chicken so special?

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AvaC to Rave 2011/11/21 05:55:52

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Hahaha... Good point. XD

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Pixie·MzAwesome♠ƤĦĂĔŢ♠ 2011/11/21 05:38:46

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because he had warrants!

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AvaC to Pixie·... 2011/11/21 05:39:22

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Good one!! LOL! XD

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MLor to Pixie·... 2011/11/21 06:01:16

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UH-OH!!!!! Felony evading, haahaha haahaha

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*Mahogany Goddess 2011/11/21 05:37:57

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To get ran over lol

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AvaC to *Mahoga... 2011/11/21 05:39:31

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HAHAHAHA! XD

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