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WHY A CHRISTMAS TREE IS BETTER THAN A MAN

Kat ♪ ~BTO-t-BCRA-F~ ♪ 2012/12/24 16:21:17




  1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
  2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
  3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
  4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
  5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
  6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
  7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
  8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
  9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
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  • Lobster Man 2012/12/24 18:14:41
    Lobster Man
    +7
    LOL Kat now the other side of the story :)
    Christmas

    "Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"

    1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas
    trees you have had in the past.
    2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical
    devices.
    3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one
    in the closet.
    4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
    5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
    6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it
    on the curb and have it hauled away.
    7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas
    trees.
    8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
    9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it
    in the back of your pickup truck.

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