Who is wrong examiner or the student?....you decide

by gkirmani Posted 2012/02/23 11:24:40

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Ma'm why you gave me ZERO and failed me?? please tell

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A 1 His last battle....

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A 2 At the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A 3 liquid...

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A 4 Marriage...

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A 5 Exams...

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A 6 Lunch & dinner...

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A 7 The other half...

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A 8 It will simply become wet...

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? A 9 No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A 10 You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

A 11 Very large hands...

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A 12 No time at all, the wall is already built.

DID HE ANSWERED ANYTHING WRONG..? ? ? ? ?

goblue1968 2012/03/01 22:18:32

Very funny list of hypothetical Q's and A's. It appears that the student may have answered all the questions correctly (except that I don't think that Napoleon was killed in a battle, so that question was deliberately misleading). And I really don't know for sure what kind of answers the teacher was expectlng for questions number 5, 8, 9, or 10!

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ruthannhausman 2012/02/27 01:59:04

The student is a smartass He knows full well what he answered "wrong." He deserved to flunk the legitimate school test but deserves an A+ for his sense of humor.

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Sister Wolf 2012/02/25 13:32:00

lol the student is right

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Elz 2012/02/24 23:26:52

it would be the examiner's fault but these answers are funny and do seem like you would know these obvious answers to the questions.

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Yuki 2012/02/24 20:05:25

Teacher,
- There is no such thing as a bad student only a bad teacher,
the same goes for: no such thing as a bad child only a bad parent -
Besides the student is brilliant!!! LOL

Blessings to all,
and May all be well with you ^_^

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3kidsandamom 2012/02/24 07:31:49

+1
Technically all answers are correct so the examiner is wrong and should learn to write questions that are more specific that have only one answer or get a sense of humor when questions obviously can have more than one correct answer.

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nothingbutthetruth 2012/02/24 06:10:25

+1
I love that! The student was right. I might have given the very same answer::)

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ttfndude 2012/02/24 00:45:37

+1
if this was a good teacher this would have got him an A. I had a teacher who always told us to read all the questions prior to answering an exam so that we might have time to contemplate (noone ever did)....but one time I ended up doing as he said and at the bottom of the last page in small writing was the words "write your name at the top left hand corner and turn in" So I did it....nervously....only one to pass the exam. Good teachers truly make their students think and learn

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...Kat... to ttfndude 2012/02/24 02:17:21

That is awesome lol

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hasher 2012/02/24 00:17:29

student right.

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emoanimegirl1000 2012/02/23 23:05:23

Smart person.

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Little Miss Naughty<3 2012/02/23 20:27:11

+1
they are all right (logically), so the student right and the examiner wrong.

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Vinny 2012/02/23 18:02:27

+1
Lol some of his answers were good lol meaning they were funny!

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Theresa 2012/02/23 17:52:33

A student should not be penalized by a poorly worded test.

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XXrawwwrXX 2012/02/23 17:44:30

+1
the student was right, the examiner was wrong (:

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SoCalEx-Dem 2012/02/23 16:41:14

+1
He did answer every question.

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Massaro1150 2012/02/23 16:25:11

+1
Well they seem to be right, and I would give u 100% for Logic and 0% for the answers I was looking for. This way u'd both be right but the grade that goes on u'r record is not the logically correct one---it's the one I wanted--so u still loose. hahaha

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ticlo7 2012/02/23 16:03:20

+1
...Well you can't stay the student was wrong. It's just logic!

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Mimosa 2012/02/23 14:43:17

Ah, but had you known your music history, you would have known the answer to Q1. But you did get it right after all

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Fenris 2012/02/23 14:40:19

Actually Napoleon never died in Battle!

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angie45 2012/02/23 14:33:27

+1
lol...very good,i think the examiner should have re-worded the questions..very smart student!

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Cathy 2012/02/23 14:05:29

+1
Ha, ha, ha, lol, it sounds like the student was right and the examiner was wrong :o) !

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Aksana 2012/02/23 13:47:11

+1
Hahahahaha this is amazing...but l think teacher is wrong

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ReconMarine~AVA/POTL/JLA/PWCM 2012/02/23 11:43:31

+1
Both..teacher for asking, student for responding to stupid questions...

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Tom 2012/02/23 11:31:17

+1
Somehow we will find it is all Bush's fault.

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gkirmani to Tom 2012/02/23 11:35:57

Bush will be treated here as trespasser.........his entry not banned in this "paper checking" we need fair, honest & unbiased marking....

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vaidux11 2012/02/23 11:28:37

+2
Great answers.

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