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Who Are The Best Women To Marry?

K-ZOOMI-----0 2011/08/30 16:52:47
I Remember My First School Teacher Crush...
TEACH ME!!!
I Am Going Back To School! >_<
*DREAMING*
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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their
honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy.
The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and
thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot
to trot".



The second man married a telephone operator. Joe showed them to
their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one.
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
button...".



The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed them to their
room and thought to himself "poor guy, she's pretty but teachers
are just too frigid".



The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in the morning.
He expected only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast
any minute and the other two would call much later in the day.



6:00 a.m.
---------
The phone rings it's the nurse's husband wanting breakfast.
The nurse's husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in shock.
The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
Joe asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.



The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse.
All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying "
you're not sanitary, you're not sanitary". Joe went back down to
the main desk to wait for the next call.



6:30 a.m.
--------
The telephone operator's husband calls for breakfast.
Joe brings it as fast as possible hoping for the best. The man
opens the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man's hair and
pajamas were properly combed and pressed. Joe asks," What happened?
Telephone operators are suppose to be as sexy as their voices."



The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone
operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice saying,
"your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up."



Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband
will be calling any minute.



4:30 p.m.
--------
The teacher's husband called for breakfast. Joe can't
believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couples room.
The man opened the door and Joe took a step back in shock. The
wore only his boxers and his hair was a mess. He had scratch
marks on his chest, arms and legs. Joe fearing the worst asked "
What happened to you? Did you have a fight?"



The man smiles and happily replies,
"No. Son, when you marry be sure to marry a school teacher.
All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice
saying "We are going to do this over and over, until we get right."

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  • Alvin 2012/07/10 22:14:12
    *DREAMING*
    Alvin
    +1
    What a way to start!
  • K-ZOOMI... Alvin 2012/07/10 23:19:49
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    hehehe!
    Thanks Alvin. :)
  • Megan's a soul collector 2012/07/10 21:19:40
    TEACH ME!!!
    Megan's a soul collector
    +2
    Haha I don't think I've ever had a teacher like that.
  • K-ZOOMI... Megan's... 2012/07/10 23:21:23
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    Grades are good. >_<
    Thanks Megan. :)
  • Ruth O'Conner 2012/07/10 20:15:07
    I Remember My First School Teacher Crush...
    Ruth O'Conner
    +1
    a women who believes and have faith in me.....a simple girl is ok but pretty darn loving at heart
  • K-ZOOMI... Ruth O'... 2012/07/10 23:22:49
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    Excellent!
    Thanks Ruth. :)
  • Ruth O'... K-ZOOMI... 2012/07/12 16:16:53
    Ruth O'Conner
    +1
    welcome
  • ♌βļąƈʞƦơșƐ3033♌ 2012/07/10 20:07:01
    *DREAMING*
    ♌βļąƈʞƦơșƐ3033♌
    +2
    Nice!!
  • K-ZOOMI... ♌βļąƈʞƦ... 2012/07/10 23:23:31
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    It sure is. >_<
    Thanks BlackRose. :)
  • Jan Haskell 2012/07/10 19:53:36
    *DREAMING*
    Jan Haskell
    +2
    For the long haul, I would suggest one who really knows you ..... and is crazy about you in spite of it :)
  • K-ZOOMI... Jan Has... 2012/07/10 23:24:48
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    Still a far away dream. >_<
    Thanks Jan. :)
  • Heisenberg 2012/07/10 19:52:43
    TEACH ME!!!
    Heisenberg
    +2
    The best women to marry are those with whom you have the best chemistry.
  • K-ZOOMI... Heisenberg 2012/07/10 23:25:13
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    I failed Chemistry. >_<
    Thanks Excalibur. :)
  • KSolove 2011/09/13 19:08:19 (edited)
    *DREAMING*
    KSolove
    +2
    I didn't know what opinion to pick. LOL



    I would say a woman that doesn't nag you during the middle of the big game to take out the trash or starts running the vacuum. Makes sure that dinner is on the table when you get home from work with your favorite cold beverage. Make sure you are sexually satisfied. Won't get mad if you want to hang out with the boys, even if that means going to a strip club (that is what trust is about). Know that a relationship isn't a contest, but a 50/50 partnership that relies on compromise, trust, honesty and other things. Main rule in general, you see a man with empty hands go into the kitchen and make him a sandwich and grab him a beer. Just my opinion though. :-)
  • K-ZOOMI... KSolove 2011/09/13 21:16:27
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +2
    I agree, but I would be doing a lot for her if she gave me a little of what you descibed.
    Thanks 'KS'. :)
  • KSolove K-ZOOMI... 2011/09/13 22:28:19
    KSolove
    +2
    My husband does do a lot for me and I don't ask him for anything, but his love in return. I don't need flowers/jewelry every Valentine's day, my birthday, or even our anniversary. Just his love and support is what I need. :-)
  • K-ZOOMI... KSolove 2011/09/13 22:59:35
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +3
    Out of the hundreds of women I have known...You are the only one with that attitude. :)
    Wish there was more like you who were single!!!
  • KSolove K-ZOOMI... 2011/09/13 23:27:16
    KSolove
    +2
    There are you just need to look in the right places. :-)

    And thank you.
  • John Locke KSolove 2011/09/13 23:35:45
    John Locke
    +3
    ^ She doesn't understand how rare she is. ^
  • John Locke K-ZOOMI... 2011/09/13 23:35:25
    John Locke
    +3
    ksolove is my wife. What's funny is that I treat her the way that those other women only wish that they could get a man to treat them, the way that those women feel entitled to be treated without any effort to be worthy of such treatment just by virtue of being a female. The irony is that it is my wife's refusal to embrace such a feeling of unearned entitlement that inspires me to appreciate her so much and feel like treating her so well.
  • KSolove 2012/07/10 06:53:46
    +2
    So he does a lot for you and you still want something "in return"? Ugh.
  • wtw 2011/09/11 19:37:12
    *DREAMING*
    wtw
    +2
    Woman who where born in country where family is still the most important thing because in the US it is all about looks, bling and status for most woman.
  • K-ZOOMI... wtw 2011/09/11 21:56:40
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    You can't find a true woman in the city. They are only driven by money.
    Thanks 'wtw'. :)
  • Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC 2011/09/11 19:04:20
    *DREAMING*
    Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC
    +2
    My wife is an ex cop and a Cherokee. And she has been really good to me.
  • K-ZOOMI... Nam Era... 2011/09/11 21:57:11 (edited)
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +2
    How long was she in service as an Officer?
    Thansk 'Vet'. :)
  • Nam Era... K-ZOOMI... 2011/09/11 23:54:40
    Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC
    +1
    About 15 or 20 years
  • RosaG 2011/09/09 23:29:13
    I Remember My First School Teacher Crush...
    RosaG
    +2
    This one's a bit of a groaner...
    I still smiled, though :)

    groaner smiled
  • K-ZOOMI... RosaG 2011/09/11 18:07:08
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    I love to Groan. >_<
    hahaha!
    Thanks 'RosaG'. :)
  • Miko 2011/09/03 18:19:48
    *DREAMING*
    Miko
    +1
    Still searching
  • K-ZOOMI... Miko 2011/09/03 22:07:28
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    Thanks 'Miko'. :)
  • Myrle Hulme 2011/08/31 09:27:12
    *DREAMING*
    Myrle Hulme
  • K-ZOOMI... Myrle H... 2011/08/31 17:11:12
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    Made ya laugh!
    Thanks 'Myrle'. :)
  • Myrle H... K-ZOOMI... 2011/09/01 10:13:32
    Myrle Hulme
    +1
    pleasure
  • lindasue 2011/08/30 23:40:14
    *DREAMING*
    lindasue
  • K-ZOOMI... lindasue 2011/08/31 17:11:43
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    HAHAHA!
    Thanks 'linda'. :)

    hahaha linda worf facepalm gifs
  • lindasue K-ZOOMI... 2011/09/01 00:46:42
    lindasue
    +1
    haha - we think we have troubles???
  • K-ZOOMI... lindasue 2011/09/01 22:49:18
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    I can handle Troubles. >_<
  • lindasue K-ZOOMI... 2011/09/02 01:44:34
    lindasue
    +1
    Can you now ZOOMI ?? Not me - I'm a sissy. haha
  • K-ZOOMI... lindasue 2011/09/03 14:17:11 (edited)
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    You are a strong woman 'linda'. Never forget that. ^_^
  • lindasue K-ZOOMI... 2011/09/03 20:40:31
    lindasue
    +1
    I may be strong in a sense but hope I don't have many more troubles in my life. I will be a sissy. haha Thanks for your support my friend.

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