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Which Presidential Candidate Is Better Suited to Handle an Alien Invasion?

SodaHead Fun 2012/06/30 22:47:31
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After a National Geographic Channel poll revealed that 65% of Americans believe that Barack Obama would be better suited to handle and alien invasion than Mitt Romney, we were curious hear what SodaHeads had to say about the issue.

When analyzing National Geographic’s results, Erik Hayden of TIME NewsFeed was quick to point out that both candidates are well-versed in science fiction.

“Romney . . . enjoyed Star Trek on TV (though reportedly doesn’t consider himself a Trekkie), likes Star Wars, is a fan of Battlefield Earth (the book, if you please) and says Orson Scott Card’s Ender’s Game is one of his favorites, according to a Politico profile earlier this year.”

Obama Vulcan Salute

He added, “Obama is no sci-fi slouch either, having given nods to both Star Wars and Star Trek while in office. Well-versed in the ways of the Force, he’s been spotted on the White House lawn jousting with a Jedi lightsaber. He’s also flashed Star Trek’s Vulcan salute in the Oval Office when he posed for a photo with the show’s Nichelle Nichols earlier this year.”

Hayden also pointed out that this is one time when Obama’s analytical Spock-like demeanor—something he’s tried to downplay in the past—may actually be working for him.

So what do you think SodaHeads? Which presidential candidate is better suited to handle an alien invasion?

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  • Nomad T... shotgun... 2012/07/01 00:49:17
    Nomad Telepath A.M.O.R.C
    +1
    Get on your knees and praise Obama.
  • shotgun... Nomad T... 2012/07/01 00:55:41
    shotgun the 3rd
    +2
    Your funny dude i like your sense of humor....
  • shotgun... Nomad T... 2012/07/01 00:22:14
    shotgun the 3rd
    +2
    You misspelled you mean the kiss butt..
  • Nomad T... shotgun... 2012/07/01 00:45:52
    Nomad Telepath A.M.O.R.C
    OBAMA BABY
    Jesus loves OBAMA.
  • shotgun... Nomad T... 2012/07/01 01:34:53
    shotgun the 3rd
    +1
    Don't you mean mohammad?
  • Sherloc... shotgun... 2012/07/01 07:42:03
  • keymanjim Nomad T... 2012/07/01 03:48:24
    keymanjim
    +2
    So does Manuel and Enrique. He just gave them all back door amnesty.
  • Nomad T... keymanjim 2012/07/01 04:09:19
    Nomad Telepath A.M.O.R.C
    Have not read that one. What is your source
  • steven Nomad T... 2012/07/02 21:32:00
    steven
    DUH.
  • steven Nomad T... 2012/07/02 21:31:32
    steven
    He does love Obama, but not what he stands for. Slavery of all.
  • Nomad T... steven 2012/07/02 21:44:01
    Nomad Telepath A.M.O.R.C
    No Steven I love you brother. Christ will save his children. Even you that are blind. Now I know how Noah must have felt.
  • Nomad T... Nomad T... 2012/07/02 22:04:53
    Nomad Telepath A.M.O.R.C
    Boy you guys are tripping. So he is gonna make you go live in a fema camp also.Mitt and your conservative masters are the ones who are going to make you slaves. They have Rush who is brain washing you. What policies are the republicans producing other than get rid of Obama.
  • The Duke 2012/06/30 23:09:33
    Barack Obama
    The Duke
    +2
    He is infinitely more spaced out than Romney, so he would probably be conversant with the aliens. On that same note, I am TOTALLY CONVINCED he IS an alien himself...very possibly to the U.S., and even more so to the Planet Earth.

    But then again, he would almost certainly BOW to them, which might very well be the supreme insult to the aliens, thereby getting himself zapped by their disintegrating weapons. To which I would react by saying...WAY TO GO ALIENS!!!
  • Mark P. 2012/06/30 23:04:41
    Mitt Romney
    Mark P.
    +20
    Obama will do an EO and grant them citizenship.
  • Sherloc... Mark P. 2012/07/01 07:06:30
  • moorrbr... Mark P. 2012/07/03 21:41:20
  • Sherloc... moorrbr... 2012/07/04 16:59:41
  • Texas Johnny 2012/06/30 23:01:27
  • askmike 2012/06/30 23:00:26
    Mitt Romney
    askmike
    +1
    Mitt and the repugs are so conditioned to saying "NO" he would simply tell the invaders that same thing: "NO".
  • marcuss... askmike 2012/07/01 03:49:49
    marcuss LIBERALS ARE IDIOTS
    +2
    The party of NO are the DEMORATS.
  • DavidK askmike 2012/07/01 05:14:43
    DavidK
    +2
    Obama would let them arrive for the votes!!!!!
  • EDWARD G 2012/06/30 22:57:16
    Barack Obama
    EDWARD G
    +6
    He would surrender the entire country.
  • Taitafa... EDWARD G 2012/06/30 23:28:51
  • bpf 2012/06/30 22:55:26
    Barack Obama
    bpf
    +6
    I vote for O-bom-bo so we can shoot his community organizing butt out into space .. ONE WAY TICKET"!!!!
  • Idiot r... bpf 2012/06/30 23:52:24
    Idiot repubs
    +3
    Jesus was a community organizer. You have a problem with that?
  • DavidK Idiot r... 2012/07/01 05:17:46
    DavidK
    +4
    ROTFL!!!!!!!! Obama is NO Jesus Christ! (anti-christ maybe)
  • JackSchitt Idiot r... 2012/07/01 11:11:54
    JackSchitt
    +1
    Jesus was NOT a community organizer. Let's use Obama's own description on what a community organizer does:

    "In theory, community organizing provides a way to merge various strategies for neighborhood empowerment. Organizing begins with the premise that (1) the proble ms facing inner-city communities do not result from a lack of effective solutions, but from a lack of power to implement these solutions; (2) that the only way for communities to build long-term power is by organizing people and money around a common vision; and (3) that a viable organization can only be achieved if a broadly based indigenous leadership — and not one or two charismatic leaders — can knit together the diverse interests of their local institutions.

    This means bringing together churches, block clubs, parent groups and any other institutions in a given community to pay dues, hire organizers, conduct research, develop leadership, hold rallies and education campaigns, and begin drawing up plans on a whole range of issues — jobs, education, crime, etc. Once such a vehicle is formed, it holds the power to make politicians, agencies and corporations more responsive to community needs. Equally important, it enables people to break their crippling isolation from each other, to reshape their mutual values and ...







    Jesus was NOT a community organizer. Let's use Obama's own description on what a community organizer does:

    "In theory, community organizing provides a way to merge various strategies for neighborhood empowerment. Organizing begins with the premise that (1) the proble ms facing inner-city communities do not result from a lack of effective solutions, but from a lack of power to implement these solutions; (2) that the only way for communities to build long-term power is by organizing people and money around a common vision; and (3) that a viable organization can only be achieved if a broadly based indigenous leadership — and not one or two charismatic leaders — can knit together the diverse interests of their local institutions.

    This means bringing together churches, block clubs, parent groups and any other institutions in a given community to pay dues, hire organizers, conduct research, develop leadership, hold rallies and education campaigns, and begin drawing up plans on a whole range of issues — jobs, education, crime, etc. Once such a vehicle is formed, it holds the power to make politicians, agencies and corporations more responsive to community needs. Equally important, it enables people to break their crippling isolation from each other, to reshape their mutual values and expectations and rediscover the possibilities of acting collaboratively — the prerequisites of any successful self-help initiative."
    - Barack Obama, After Alinsky: Community Organizing in Illinois (c) 1990 Illinois Issues, University of Illinois at Springfield ISBN: 0-9620873-3-5


    So exactly WHERE in the New Testament do you see Jesus organizing communities to "make politicians, agencies and corporations more responsive to community needs"?

    He did NOTHING for "neighborhood empowerment" against the Roman occupation. Jesus was concerned about the spiritual welfare of all mankind, whom He had come to save from sin, not to PRESSURE those in power to provide for the community.

    Actually, the Pharisees were the community organizers. They organized the public to pressure the Romans to kill Jesus Christ.
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  • Idiot r... JackSchitt 2012/07/01 15:34:01
    Idiot repubs
    +1
    The GOP calls him the Messiah, like the Pharasese did to Jesus.

    You are just like them.
  • Uranos7 Idiot r... 2012/07/02 04:40:18
    Uranos7
    +2
    Jesus called himself Messiah.
    John 4 :
    25 The woman saith unto him, I know that Messias cometh, which is called Christ: when he is come, he will tell us all things.

    26 Jesus saith unto her, I that speak unto thee am he.
    But you cannot understand the word of God, because you deny him.
    John 8 :
    47 He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear them not, because ye are not of God.
  • JackSchitt Idiot r... 2012/07/02 14:53:33
    JackSchitt
    +1
    .....which has NOTHING to do with the fact the liberal sheep have been parroting this "Jesus was a community organizer" drivel ever since Tennessee Rep. Steve Cohen made the false statement on the floor of the house back in 2008.

    It was bull$hit then...and it's bull$hit now. I suggest that you either come up with some examples of Jesus organizing the Jews to force some handouts out of the Romans, or stop blindly repeating the phrase.
  • Idiot r... JackSchitt 2012/07/02 15:56:06
    Idiot repubs
    So you say Jesus wasn't a fisher of men?

    You are a liar.
  • JackSchitt Idiot r... 2012/07/02 17:34:26 (edited)
    JackSchitt
    +1
    Gathering followers to hear God's word DOES NOT make him a community organizer. If you haven't been able to understand what a community organizer DOES from what I've posted so far (including Obama's OWN definition), maybe this will help.

    http://archive.changemakers.c...

    If you still think that Jesus was a community organizer after that....then you're either too dense to understand, or you're too much of an ideologue to admit when you're wrong.
  • Idiot r... JackSchitt 2012/07/02 18:48:38
    Idiot repubs
    Sure, liar,
  • steven JackSchitt 2012/07/02 21:36:58
    steven
    +1
    I vote the latter. Haha.
  • JackSchitt steven 2012/07/02 22:13:51
    JackSchitt
    (sigh) It's like trying to debate a 5 year-old.
  • steven Idiot r... 2012/07/02 21:36:18
    steven
    Don't twist the subject to change the truth.
  • steven Idiot r... 2012/07/02 21:35:21
    steven
    The GOP? I think you mean MSM or Dems or the Muslim Brotherhood.
  • steven JackSchitt 2012/07/02 21:34:39
    steven
    He falls on his face on point #3.
  • Idiot r... steven 2012/07/03 01:00:59
    Idiot repubs
    fisher of men

    Look at him community organizing

    fisher of men sermon mount

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