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Which Presidential Candidate Is Better Suited to Handle an Alien Invasion?

SodaHead Fun 2012/06/30 22:47:31
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After a National Geographic Channel poll revealed that 65% of Americans believe that Barack Obama would be better suited to handle and alien invasion than Mitt Romney, we were curious hear what SodaHeads had to say about the issue.

When analyzing National Geographic’s results, Erik Hayden of TIME NewsFeed was quick to point out that both candidates are well-versed in science fiction.

“Romney . . . enjoyed Star Trek on TV (though reportedly doesn’t consider himself a Trekkie), likes Star Wars, is a fan of Battlefield Earth (the book, if you please) and says Orson Scott Card’s Ender’s Game is one of his favorites, according to a Politico profile earlier this year.”

Obama Vulcan Salute

He added, “Obama is no sci-fi slouch either, having given nods to both Star Wars and Star Trek while in office. Well-versed in the ways of the Force, he’s been spotted on the White House lawn jousting with a Jedi lightsaber. He’s also flashed Star Trek’s Vulcan salute in the Oval Office when he posed for a photo with the show’s Nichelle Nichols earlier this year.”

Hayden also pointed out that this is one time when Obama’s analytical Spock-like demeanor—something he’s tried to downplay in the past—may actually be working for him.

So what do you think SodaHeads? Which presidential candidate is better suited to handle an alien invasion?

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  • Nekosarethebest 2012/07/01 11:33:12
    Mitt Romney
    Nekosarethebest
    Neither... Nobody is ready.
  • strange_armour 2012/07/01 11:32:17
    Barack Obama
    strange_armour
    +1
    This answer depends entirely on the definition of "alien" - ( ahem ).
  • 4gotten Israelite 2012/07/01 11:28:29
    Barack Obama
    4gotten Israelite
    +2
    I'd have to say President Obama, If a situation like that ever came up, we would have to have a President with a cool and calm head and able to speak well and that would be Barack Obama. Willard Mitt Romney would not no how to handle it, he and his republican crew would have America at war quick.
  • JackSchitt 2012/07/01 11:25:02
    Mitt Romney
    JackSchitt
    +4
    Obama would start apologizing about all those probes we sent out into deep space.
  • JoeBtfsplk 2012/07/01 11:20:29
    Barack Obama
    JoeBtfsplk
    PLEASE STOP WITH SCIENCE FICTION STORIES.
  • Chuck 2012/07/01 11:00:22
    Mitt Romney
    Chuck
    Seeing as how we haven't even proven that there is 'life out there' I would think that neither is capable of handling anything that we may find.
  • Rusty Shackleford 2012/07/01 10:46:16
    Barack Obama
    Rusty Shackleford
    +2
    If aliens attack, our best bet would be to surrender and bow at their feet. We know 0bama can do that.
  • betz 2012/07/01 10:34:53
    Mitt Romney
    betz
    +2
    Although it would be my guess this prez could relate to them better. LOL
  • ed 2012/07/01 10:33:13
  • Loki 2012/07/01 10:26:00
    Barack Obama
    Loki
    +2
    lol Amusing question...Let's make the answer amusing. Hmm, Obama was in charge and has had a good track record on getting military things done despite reptilian interference. So yeah, Obama. Romney...What are his first words? "Are you from Kolob milord?! *grovel grovel* "I've been wearing the blessed magic undergarments, am glad to know that blacks were indeed a different race until you used telepathically told people that they're really human..tell you the truth..I was fine with it. it gave me a reason to hate black people just like other Christians did, but with MORE truth since it was from you! PLEASE let me know if you have any businesses you don't care about on Kolob! I only made $200 million in profit this years *sad face-sigh*, so a company that's going under for me to take advantage of by taking money for my own pocket" *squeals like a girl* "That would be awesome! I can see it now written in the paper 'ROMNEY-First human destroys Kolob economy' *jizzes pants, gets on knees and prays* forgive me. I wasted a seed."

    Amusing enough?
  • Loki Loki 2012/07/01 10:34:57
    Loki
    +1
    P.S. The alien would just just stiff arm his face, walk through him pushing him away, "OK. Are there any NON-delusional religious people on this planet? We want to talk to the intelligent, not those who still bear the mentality of the people we talked to 2000 solar cycles ago, 4000 cycles, 6000, 8000! We regard these types as equal to 'dilugats', a small rodent like creature we care for as pets. Very simple minded creatures. But you SEEM to be able to tell the difference between magic and the real...but I made a bet that the first person we meet would be 'religious'. so thank you, I just made 30 bucks. *==}-
  • La Bef Loki 2012/07/01 11:42:33
    La Bef
    +1
    fan of Cher? Take your "quick wit" from her babbling?
  • Loki La Bef 2012/07/01 23:24:17
    Loki
    Not quick wit, boredom. And the fact that people actual care about such a useless question enough that they'd jump on the defensive, did you get some sort of ego boost? Did you orgasm when you pressed 'reply'? was it truly worth it? P.S. LOL Cher, crazy bitch didn't even know how to order a pizza xD
  • Catgirl 2012/07/01 10:10:42
    Barack Obama
    Catgirl
    Gonna have to so Obama, for reasons that most have already stated, not because he is a good president, but he seems to be able to talk his way into things. I don't think talking would get you really far with aliens, but it's better than nothing.
  • Don Leuty 2012/07/01 09:44:00
    Mitt Romney
    Don Leuty
    +1
    0bama is an alien invader. ;)

    I personally believe that to deploy conventional resources would be foolhardy. Any alien that has conquered the rigors of interstellar space already has conventional and thermonuclear armaments at a disadvantage. Destruction may have to come at our hands, but with his weapons.
    However, Orson Wells may actually have been close to the answer, too. Biological elements hold great promise, but delivery is the major program.
  • Somkey the Hores 2012/07/01 09:00:50
    Barack Obama
    Somkey the Hores
    Obama IS an illegal alien and Uhura is a RACIST.
    obama illegal alien uhura racist
    obama illegal alien uhura racist
  • D D 2012/07/01 08:52:02
    Barack Obama
    D D
    +1
    Oddly enough, I say Obama. I can't stand him as president but I think if aliens came he would keep a cool head. He speaks very well. He is also a great liar and would make them think all is fine and dandy in the alien sector.
  • God ble... D D 2012/07/02 19:45:20
    God bless American freedom
    what if the speech writer and the controller of the teleprompt have been taken prisoner by the aliens ?
  • D D God ble... 2012/07/03 07:28:40
    D D
    I knew someone would bring that up. :)
  • intolerantrwj 2012/07/01 08:44:14
    Barack Obama
    intolerantrwj
    +2
    ..... obviously Barry ... he's surrounded by Space Cadets, he loves Illegal Aliens and their motto fits right in ...


    .................. " Take Me to Your Leader "
  • mwg0735 2012/07/01 08:02:35
  • USAF Vet 2012/07/01 07:58:08
    Barack Obama
    USAF Vet
    +2
    I chose Obummer just to get on this stupid thread, and say WHO GIVES A CRAP? None of us will EVER see an extraterrestial alien invasion, but we witness MEXICANS invading this country every minute, and progressive idiots (Obummer, Holder, Pelosi, ALL OF THEM) welcome them in, in to the country, NEVER their homes; then promise YOUR money, and register them as Democrats...Screw them all, i'M SICK OF IT!!
  • Somkey ... USAF Vet 2012/07/01 09:03:00
    Somkey the Hores
    Zoom zoom zoom, bruh! 355 TFW 1974-79
  • hat man 2012/07/01 07:52:57
    Barack Obama
    hat man
    Neither really. When we invade you humans will be subjugated. We are the civilised people.
  • Somkey ... hat man 2012/07/01 09:03:49
    Somkey the Hores
    Got a little 12 ga something for ya, space boy.
  • hat man Somkey ... 2012/07/01 11:19:09 (edited)
    hat man
    Sorry they are little more than toys to our advanced civilisation. You see that mothership up in the article? Do you have one? There's your answer.
  • Somkey ... hat man 2012/07/02 00:55:05
  • Fenabarb 2012/07/01 07:35:20
    Barack Obama
    Fenabarb
    Romney's head would explode in finding out he's really is delusional
  • Loki Fenabarb 2012/07/01 10:39:30
    Loki
    +2
    he believes in a religion(strike 1), and that religion believes in magically blessed underwear =| no more insane than only eating kosher, or making the claim a cracker represents the body of an imaginary character and wine represents the blood of the same character..religion=insane
  • LOU 2012/07/01 07:31:22
    Mitt Romney
    LOU
    Now wait........just watch this!



    That is why I voted Mitt. Mormons are from outter space. Just watch this again.
  • God ble... LOU 2012/07/02 19:47:04
  • jim 2012/07/01 07:20:39
    Barack Obama
    jim
    +1
    Dammit, meant to click on Romney. Obama would offer the aliens work visas and open up landing strips for their mother ships.
  • God ble... jim 2012/07/02 19:47:33 (edited)
    God bless American freedom
    and he would outsource the work to nations other than legal American citizens.
  • Fariborz-Zak 2012/07/01 07:18:42
    Barack Obama
    Fariborz-Zak
    none
  • Elizabeth 2012/07/01 07:12:43
    Mitt Romney
    Elizabeth
    +2
    I hate Barack Obama and I think he shouldn't be president.
  • LOU Elizabeth 2012/07/03 04:41:50
  • Elizabeth LOU 2012/07/03 09:25:08
    Elizabeth
    Haha!
  • LOU Elizabeth 2012/07/04 05:57:18
    LOU
    Actually.............not really.
  • Elizabeth LOU 2012/07/04 16:07:33
    Elizabeth
    What do you mean?
  • LOU Elizabeth 2012/07/05 05:08:56

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