Since my sister actually wears army boots, is stronger than an ox, and is a democrat, none of those can actually be used as an insult, just an observation. The dog breath, however, I'd wonder how you managed to get so close without getting shot or run over. ;)
I'm neither conservative nor liberal, but I know what it's like to be surrounded by them. :-) My mom and dad were both liberals, but almost everyone I know but my wife is conservative.
theyre all pretty stupid...if your gonna insult someone, be more creative....oh i dont know...how about say something about the person you are talking to that actually pertains to what you are mad about?
Oh well, I LIKE TRAINS!!
LOLZ!
Sorry 'bout your mom, though. :-(