Which Girlfriend Should I Marry???

by K-ZOOMI-----0 Posted 2012/02/21 19:04:01

Related Topics: Investment, Money, Stock, Stock Market, CD, Television, I Love You, Clothes, Work, Sex, Hairdo, Boat, Love, Gifts, Gift, Sweet

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		HAHAHA!
		"BOOBIES!!!"
		I Would Marry...
		"They Bounce!"
		"MORE BOOBIES!"
		"Shocked CAT!"

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	HAHAHA!	21 votes	11%
	"BOOBIES!!!"	81 votes	43%
	I Would Marry...	25 votes	13%
	"They Bounce!"	7 votes	4%
	"MORE BOOBIES!"	30 votes	16%
	"Shocked CAT!"	25 votes	13%

A man had three girlfriends, but wasn't sure which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one went out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and comes back to my place and says, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." He was very touched and aroused, and had lots of great sex.

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and brings them back to me as gifts. This sweet girl looked into his eyes and said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." He watched his new television with great enjoyment!

The third one takes the $5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returns the original $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." She has enough to buy him a new boat.

He thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest Boobies.

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abycinnamon BN-1 2012/02/21 20:57:27

"Shocked CAT!"

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shocked that this would be a hard decision. Having grown up with a woman who spent every last dime my father made, and is now in the process of spending every last dime she has and is selling off family heirlooms, number three is a no brainer.

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Kiosk Kid 2012/03/10 01:55:09

"MORE BOOBIES!"

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She came though the door with two 38's. She even had a gun.

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K-ZOOMI... to Kiosk Kid 2012/03/11 22:27:10

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Which was a .44!!!
hahaha!
Thanks Kiosk. :)

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Kiosk Kid to K-ZOOMI... 2012/03/12 03:46:30 (edited)

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The last thing you want to do is take two 38's into a crystal store. One wrong move and you are going to pay forever.

Fortunately, women that grew up with real 38's don't make many mistakes but it is still to dangerous.

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K-ZOOMI... to Kiosk Kid 2012/03/13 00:02:12

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hehehe!

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Kiosk Kid to K-ZOOMI... 2012/03/13 00:45:30 (edited)

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I wouldn't take 44s into a funiture store. It's just too much weight to throw around.

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Ray the Dog! 2012/03/04 21:39:49

I Would Marry...

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Take a bit of advice from an 'old feller' who knows exactly how the 'World Works' -marry the one who makes you happy and you will never go wrong!!!

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K-ZOOMI... to Ray the... 2012/03/05 20:33:48

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The is harder than you think. >_<
Thanks Ray. :)

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AM 2012/03/03 22:06:12

"They Bounce!"

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Ahh another mystery of the universe solved.So Itv wasn't my charm,good looks and personality the reason I've had 14 engagments?

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K-ZOOMI... to AM 2012/03/04 00:52:17 (edited)

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I definitely like you... >_<
Thanks brainhoney. :)

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bman~AVA 2012/03/01 17:52:55

HAHAHA!

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Whooooiieee! Works for me all right! If that makes me a pig then so be it. I know what I like!

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K-ZOOMI... to bman~AVA 2012/03/01 22:19:09

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Hey bman!!!

"Oink Oink!"
hahahaha!

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bman~AVA to K-ZOOMI... 2012/03/01 22:21:23

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Ah what can I say??? Guilty as charged my friend!! LOL!!!! I know what I like to look at though.

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K-ZOOMI... to bman~AVA 2012/03/02 02:23:49

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Same here...hahaha!

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bman~AVA to K-ZOOMI... 2012/03/02 02:33:17

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Hehehehe!

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Rebecca 2012/03/01 17:05:36

HAHAHA!

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Then he gets what he deserves...

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K-ZOOMI... to Rebecca 2012/03/01 22:19:24

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Excellent statement. :)

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Rebecca to K-ZOOMI... 2012/03/01 22:22:36

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Thank you.

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Cat Gaurdian 2012/02/29 23:06:10

"Shocked CAT!"

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The man is an idiot...he should of married the girl who spent the money wisely not with huge (0)(0)

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K-ZOOMI... to Cat Gau... 2012/03/01 15:18:24

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The joke left me curious though as to the personalities and inner beauty of the three women.
I would have seeked out the one who was very beautiful on the inside. Money means nothing to acquiring true happiness to me.
Thanks Catwomen. :)

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Cat Gau... to K-ZOOMI... 2012/03/01 15:35:23

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No problem :3

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K-ZOOMI... to Cat Gau... 2012/03/01 16:37:11

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:)

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Cat Gau... to K-ZOOMI... 2012/03/01 18:32:22

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:p

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bman~AVA to Cat Gau... 2012/03/01 17:54:36

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Ah, but maybe she "was" the one. It doesn't say.

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Cat Gau... to bman~AVA 2012/03/01 18:33:29

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True but they gave you a clue so it was probably the first one

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bman~AVA to Cat Gau... 2012/03/01 18:39:09

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It's entirely possible. Like K-Zoomi though I think that the true beauty does indeed come from within. I know that even with me and my wife I've seen women that physically could be considered more attractive but my wife has my heart so it doesn't make any difference what the other ladies look like. My wife is still my own beauty queen.

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Cat Gau... to bman~AVA 2012/03/01 18:43:22

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Aww so cute! :3

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bman~AVA to Cat Gau... 2012/03/01 18:50:09

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Many thanks. It's true for sure. I've been married since 78 and to this day she still excites me.

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Cat Gau... to bman~AVA 2012/03/01 18:52:03

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I'm so glad to hear that

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bman~AVA to Cat Gau... 2012/03/01 19:14:13

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I appreciate that.

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Cat Gau... to bman~AVA 2012/03/01 19:27:57

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=)

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K-ZOOMI... to bman~AVA 2012/03/01 22:20:12

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Very nice. I saw my name though and got worried. >_<

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bman~AVA to K-ZOOMI... 2012/03/01 22:23:51

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Naaawwww. Nothing to worry about my friend. I've got no bad words to say about you at all. And any one that does??? Well now, I'll have a very big problem with "them!"

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K-ZOOMI... to bman~AVA 2012/03/02 02:27:33

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Stuff is being said...in private. Word is getting back to me. I have already seen a huge drop in people coming to my jokes cause of lies. Thanks for the support.

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bman~AVA to K-ZOOMI... 2012/03/02 02:37:56

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Sorry to hear that. Yeah, I've been hearing some rumblings myself and we've lost a couple more members of our group too because of it. Me, I always look forward to your posts. If nothing else you've got one loyal subject anyway

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K-ZOOMI... to bman~AVA 2012/03/03 11:51:26

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Thank-You.
Mostly this is because of a relationship here on SH.
Trivial, childish rantings.
I am still my true self.

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bman~AVA to K-ZOOMI... 2012/03/03 22:01:26

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That's good to hear my friend.

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K-ZOOMI... to bman~AVA 2012/03/04 00:53:53

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Still hurts my heart though.

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bman~AVA to K-ZOOMI... 2012/03/04 06:58:54

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I'm sure. I'm sorry to hear about your pain my friend.

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K-ZOOMI... to bman~AVA 2012/03/04 13:24:43

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Wasn't my fault and all the lies...That's what hurts.

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bman~AVA to K-ZOOMI... 2012/03/04 18:39:38

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I hear that all right. The one thing I can "not" tolerate is when I'm being lied to or about. I'm pretty flexable except when it comes to things like that.

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