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Where do red headed babies come from???

**Bessie** 2011/06/16 13:32:12
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WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'
'Nonsense,' the doctor said... 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted.

'This can't be,
our families on both sides

had jet-black hair for generations.'

"Well, said the doctor,

let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex???"




The man seemed a bit ashamed.. 'I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said
confidently....




"It's Rust."




If you didn't get a laugh
at this one....


boy, have you got problems!!


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  • Ron lover 2011/07/15 11:51:11
    Ron lover
    +5
    That's totally STUPID!!!! NOT FUNNY!!!!! I have red and i love it, it is not rust!
  • **Bessie** Ron lover 2011/08/31 15:42:38
    **Bessie**
    +1
    Have you ever heard of a joke, or do you just have no sense of humor at all?
  • Mustachio57 2011/06/20 23:22:29
    Mustachio57
    +2
    Thats stupid..i didnt laugh plus 2 of my friends are redheads..does that mean they're rusty too?!?!
  • Megan's a soul collector 2011/06/20 01:12:45
    Megan's a soul collector
    +3
    hahahah! thats awesome
  • Miss Bela Rae 2011/06/19 03:43:30
    Miss Bela Rae
    +1
    apparently i have problems because i didn't laugh
  • ptete in left I trust ~ POT... 2011/06/18 20:03:29
    ptete in left I trust ~ POTC**FUKU2**
    +2
    Heaven
  • Min Carter 2011/06/18 18:28:53
    Min Carter
    +2
    My husband has red hair and he comes from Georgia! I love red hair!
  • Gabhain 2011/06/18 17:33:41
  • Shonny 2011/06/18 07:27:11
    Shonny
    +2
    My dear Chap, redhead babies come from Scotland or Ireland, they get shipped that far. Yes, I laughed at commentary it was funny.
  • Black Night 2011/06/18 06:28:16
    Black Night
    +3
    That is so funny, but I'm a red head. lol Dark auburn color.
  • Christian 2011/06/18 01:38:34
    Christian
    +4
    I don't like how red-headed women are portraited as sex-symbols or people without souls. There is nothing in between.

    But the joke was great :D
  • Vision of Verve 2011/06/18 01:13:58
  • carrotcat 2011/06/17 21:59:04
    carrotcat
    +3
    hahahaha!
  • holdenferall 2011/06/17 20:39:47
    holdenferall
    +3
    Narnia.
  • Ravensoul 2011/06/17 20:29:40
  • Ava Alexander 2011/06/17 20:18:54
    Ava Alexander
    +2
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My oldest daughter has red hair. Was a shocker when she made her appearance in the world. I have very dark brown hair and my ex had light brown hair. My paternal grandma had auburn hair, and I'm sure someone on my ex's side had the red hair. It was a beautiful shade of red, so lovely, and when she got out in the sunlight, it glinted gold! Now that's she's older, she's changed it to blonde, black, dark brown, reddish brown, everything but her beautiful, beautiful, to die for dark red with gold glints! She was the only redhead in her entire gradeschool for several years. I keep telling her to be the natural redhead she was meant to be, but she won't listen! She keeps messing with perfection.
  • **Bessie** Ava Ale... 2011/08/31 15:44:49
    **Bessie**
    +1
    Oh...natural red head and messes with it! She must be my daughter's age, who's 19 but has been messing with her hair color since she was 16! Natural red is beautiful!
  • Ava Ale... **Bessie** 2011/09/26 18:45:29
    Ava Alexander
    +1
    She's a little bit older but she's got this beautiful red hair and everytime I see her, its something different. If I had her hair color, I would keep it since red heads are sort of unusual. You are right, NATURAL RED IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Biki~pwcm/potl~ 2011/06/17 19:35:54
    Biki~pwcm/potl~
    +3
    hahahaha! I love my auburn colored hair. My mother is a carrot red head, she is 71 and still has 99% of her original hair color. She doesn't color it, but no one believes it because of her age.
  • **Bessie** Biki~pw... 2011/08/31 16:00:33
    **Bessie**
    +2
    She sounds like a beauty!
  • dispatcher 2011/06/17 15:30:18
    dispatcher
    +2
    never met a red head that was not pretty.. met red head pretty DAGMAR MIDCAP
  • Ava Ale... dispatcher 2011/06/17 20:20:19
    Ava Alexander
    +2
    You're lucky. I went to school with a few UGLY redheads, both male and female. So, my experience with redheads is mixed.
  • apachehellfire65 2011/06/17 14:47:42
    apachehellfire65
    +3
    HEAVEN! heaven
  • Jana ♥ ♥ ♥ 2011/06/17 13:52:59
    Jana ♥ ♥ ♥
    +2
    Simply red
    In 15th-century Germany, redheads were seen as witches - 45,000 were tortured and murdered. Meanwhile, Egyptians burned gingers alive, and the Greeks reckoned they turned into vampires when they died.
    --
    t the same time there are fears that gingers may be extinct by 2060 because only 2% of the world's population are gingers, and that number is shrinking.

    Maybe it was the first.
    Just little more than a year ago, ancient DNA retrieved from the bones of two Neanderthals revealed the gene for red hair and pale skin
    Now maybe, probably, there was as much variety in skin and hair color among Neanderthals as we find in humans, but no one knows why they all died out. Did both humans and Neanderthals evolve the MC1R gene? Or was it the result of intermarriage?
    Did the famous redheads in history, Napoleon, Lizzie Borden, Emily Dickinson, Thomas Jefferson, James Joyce, Vincent Van Gogh. Elizabeth I , Winston Churchill and Lucille Ball, carry with them genes from a non-human ancestor?
    Mark Twain, another redhead, wondered about the same thing, only he concluded, "While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats."
    wondered concluded rest species descended apes redheads descended cats wondered concluded rest species descended apes redheads descended cats
  • Biki~pw... Jana ♥ ♥ ♥ 2011/06/17 19:33:02
    Biki~pwcm/potl~
    +2
    What if you had auburn hair, would you still be killed for being a witch or a vampire? My hair isn't "carrot" red hair, but brownish-red. =-( Wouldn't like to think I would have been killed for the color of my hair in the past. =-(
  • Jana ♥ ♥ ♥ Biki~pw... 2011/06/17 20:01:31
    Jana ♥ ♥ ♥
    +3
    I would imagine that because your hair is not red you would have been left alone,well lets hope so anyway.LOL Kinda of stupid what they did back then,but they did not know much about DNA and other things about life.
  • Stacie 2011/06/17 13:41:18
    Stacie
    +2
    I'm really taking a risk here. Red Headed parents?
  • Veritas 2011/06/17 12:13:45 (edited)
    Veritas
    +3
    It is funny. Ny son was born with red hair. My husband and I were surprised since we are both blonde. We were told it's a recessive gene that must be on both sides of the family. Since we lived closer to my husband's family, I faced questions such as "Where did THAT hair come from?" "Did you sleep with the mailman?" "WE don't have any redheads on OUR side of the family."

    As if my son was some sort of freak. This continued until my son was FIVE. One Thanksgiving I got so mad when it was AGAIN brought up, that I replied "YES, I was having an affair prior to his birth and he is not a true "SMITH" -- NOW I'd really like it if this was never brought up again. No one ever said anything again and after an uncomfortable silence, my husband coughed a little and said, "Well, I guess the Lions aren't going to make it to the playoff's,"

    Sorry, you're joke was funny . . . but it brought back some ugly memories! Didn't mean to go all ape-s@#t!
  • john Veritas 2011/06/17 13:39:28
    john
    +3
    love it.
  • I Wish ... Veritas 2011/10/08 21:40:04
    I Wish I Were A Skywalker... ~ In Television I Trust
    +1
    Aw, that's awful. I look very much like my parents (blood red hair, square face = my father, tanned skin, brown eyes = my mother) so I was never treated like that, but a friend of mine is ginger and neither of her parents are so people keep telling her adopted, which I find cruel.
  • **Bessie** I Wish ... 2011/10/08 23:26:15
    **Bessie**
    People say the stupidest things! I agree it's cruel!
    My niece is 6 feet tall...and gorgeous. Her dad is 6'7" and her mom is 5'4". People always make tall jokes, or "how did you get so tall?. Stupid people!
  • Albannach 2011/06/17 11:50:02
    Albannach
    +4
    I am not amused :)
    amused ginger haired scotsman
  • Johnny Angel 2011/06/17 10:58:21
    Johnny Angel
    +2
    from God
  • Chunkybaby 2011/06/17 10:31:01
    Chunkybaby
    +2
    from their parents!
  • Sister Hoover of the Immacu... 2011/06/17 07:42:31
    Sister Hoover of the Immaculate Conception
    +2
    The Red Raired Pizza Delivery Boy!

    Ever notice how many ginga kids there are in your neighbourhood... check out the local pizza delivery boy....



    notice ginga kids neighbourhood check local pizza delivery boy red haired pizza delivery boy
  • ♥Rawr♥ 2011/06/17 06:30:50
  • garyt212 2011/06/17 05:23:09
  • Relay 2011/06/17 04:19:18
    Relay
    +4
    LOL cute!
  • MO.gal 2011/06/17 03:46:29
    MO.gal
    +4
    Sooo funny!
    sooo funny lady laughing animated
  • Charles Biscuits 2011/06/17 03:35:17
    Charles Biscuits
    +7
    I don't know, but the world needs more redheads. world redheads hot redheads world redheads hot redheads world redheads hot redheads

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