I want to be buried for two days. Then, I want them to dig my body up and cremate it. After one week and a half, I want someone to go to the ocean at 5:55a.m. and scatter my ashes. Then, one month later, I'd like for them to visit that ocean once more and try to find the exact spot in which they three my ashes and say "Hi".
... Yeah, I want to be a pain in the ass even after I die.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. I think it's ridiculous what funeral homes/cemetaries charge for plots, crypts, funerals, coffins, services, etc. They prey on greiving families. I've put it in my Will.
I don't like the idea of being burned in Fire, yet at the same time.......what If I'm not really Dead and thus, I don't wanna buried either ( twilight zone episode will never forget ::( ) So I think I wanna be frozen :)
One part spread in Texas,One part in California someone near Holmby Hills and over Lake Ontario in Toronto Canada. I hope to set my will up later,with those intsructions
... Yeah, I want to be a pain in the ass even after I die.