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When Adam and Even were kicked out of the garden they went into a place called the land of Nod

sue 2012/09/29 11:10:51
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this is where, Kane, after killing able went to find himself a wife. Where these other people come from?
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  • Kalipal 2012/10/10 19:07:54
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    Okay it's like this:
    This is the absolute truth as told to me by an alien in New Mexico back in the 60s.

    Many years ago an advanced race from another galaxy sent their explorers and scientists on a mission to find new worlds to exploit.
    After arriving on Earth they found that it had diverse lifeforms including people whose ancestry was from the evolution of primitive, organic matter.

    They decided to set up a laboratory to try a few experiments. We refer to this place as the Garden of Eden - DNA from their world were mixed with local Earth DNA and several new animals were created that got them all excited and they made hybrids that we named Adam and Eve.
    This experiment went on for several years but during this time their home planet changed leadership, priorities changed and they were called back immediately with explicit instructions to destroy all the experiments and the laboratory and let the planet develop on it's own.
    One scientist just couldn't bring himself to destroy his hybrids so on the eve of destruction he secretly took his creations outside the garden, gave them a donkey, a chicken, a cow and a recipe for unleavened bread and told them to run for the hills and try to get along with the locals.

    Then ZAP! Garden of Eden wiped away.

    Well Adam and Eve did in...

















    Okay it's like this:
    This is the absolute truth as told to me by an alien in New Mexico back in the 60s.

    Many years ago an advanced race from another galaxy sent their explorers and scientists on a mission to find new worlds to exploit.
    After arriving on Earth they found that it had diverse lifeforms including people whose ancestry was from the evolution of primitive, organic matter.

    They decided to set up a laboratory to try a few experiments. We refer to this place as the Garden of Eden - DNA from their world were mixed with local Earth DNA and several new animals were created that got them all excited and they made hybrids that we named Adam and Eve.
    This experiment went on for several years but during this time their home planet changed leadership, priorities changed and they were called back immediately with explicit instructions to destroy all the experiments and the laboratory and let the planet develop on it's own.
    One scientist just couldn't bring himself to destroy his hybrids so on the eve of destruction he secretly took his creations outside the garden, gave them a donkey, a chicken, a cow and a recipe for unleavened bread and told them to run for the hills and try to get along with the locals.

    Then ZAP! Garden of Eden wiped away.

    Well Adam and Eve did indeed find friendly and curious locals who took them in and eventually taught them how to have sex and they had a couple of kids, both horny males who quickly seeded the locals with hybrid blood when they were young teens.

    Meanwhile back on planet X a rumor was going around that Mr Eden had not completely wiped out the whole experiment. And a special force was set up to destroy the hybrids.

    Mr Eden - the creator - sent a message to the descendents of Adam and Eve who were now living it up in Sodom with lots of cousins in Gomorrah, that they had better get out of town because they're about to get wiped.

    With only a few hours to decide several families escaped to hills - with instructions not to look back at the blast that would soon total their towns as the flash is bad or in their vernacular ' turn you to a pillar of salt'.

    Well they got away settled in a different land and bred like flies and soon a whole tribes of them were expanding and growing ever bigger.

    The aliens tried again to wipe them all out with all kinds natural as well as unnatural, disasters, including locusts, floods and rampant diseases.

    They even gave intelligence reports to non-hybrids hoping they could wipe out these half human half alien hybrids for them

    There are many accounts of these times that have been recorded. Even as recent as about 75 years ago.

    However in our day and age we cannot totally agree who these chosen ones are - the cousins from Gomorrah say it's them but descendents from Sodom they are the one's and meet every so often in a group called the Bilderbund.

    Who knows if this is true or not?
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  • sue Kalipal 2012/10/10 21:29:09
    sue
    it seems more logical than the Bible..

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