Whats your zodiac sign?

Libras are technically the most important part of the zodiac signs! Why you must ask? We keep YOUR universe in balance. And if it weren't for us the ocean would be floating above your heads- butterflies could breathe fire- the north pole would be located in Africa, the south pole? Who cares- earth don't need that, china would turn into Atlantis, Hollywood would be in Russia, Jews were the main religion and christianity would be the dying religion, Otters would try to take over the world( as if they already haven't), guns would be the symbol of peace, their would be moons instead of stars on the American flag, the pentagon would be named the octagon, New Orleans would be the United States Capitol city, the white house has a protective glass dome over it, World War XII would be going on, Ireland was completely destroyed by nukes, Antarctica becomes a country, Mexicans were really chihuahuas in costumes(IKNEWIT>:O), the military trains kittens to be snipers, New York City would have a population of 20,000(which in this world would be impossible), dinosaurs are back in town, in Las Vegas it snows heavily, Mars is being settled by space pioneers, Edward Cullen married Jacob Black and they had vamp-wolf baybeez, Justin Beiber is the president of the United States, Lady Gaga is vice pres, Santa Claus is an immortal powerful Titan that is the king of Australia, btw the world war is between all of humanity and those darned otters who keep squirting government officials with water guns, pigeons were extinct, Texas becomes its own thriving country, Cthulu is king of England, Calypso is Queen of Antarctica, black is the new black, the statue of liberty is in Lake Erie, Singapore controls the world with an iron fist, Earth has 5 moons, and Sadam Husein would be crowned 'King of Dolphins'... -_-' really? Where would the world be without Libras?