Heh heh! actually that wasn't supposed to be a pun, just a harmless aussie expression that I accidentally used, but was funny within the context now you mention it :) I keep having to remember my comments are seen globally.
Asking if my breasts are real after ogling of course...It's beyond offensive.I accept physical attraction is a necessary element but to not realise you're not in the company of some dumb ,shallow bimbo is inexcusable and rude.I've walked out on more dates for exactly that reason.
im out of there at that moment.
never happened, but still
Remember the "yo momma" jokes?
'Husband? How long has he been away?'
"25 years..for murder."
'Who did he...?'
"My last boyfriend."
Edit... the responses below are cracking me up :))
Another one is "I am still married"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?...