What's the WORST joke you've ever heard?

by 666_Maggots~PassionForGlory BN-1 Posted 2012/08/18 19:40:14

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jere.chievres 2012/08/19 19:24:11

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The worst joke is not for the young I will pass.

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Space Invader 2012/08/19 03:19:54

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I was walking down the road one day
And spied a birdie on the way
The Bird was hurt; it's feathers red
I stomped it's little stupid head!

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Snowman :3 2012/08/18 23:20:30

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"Whats up?"
"the sky XD"

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jere.chievres 2012/08/18 22:47:14

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Obama

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L1Z2 2012/08/18 21:59:31

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The one about this...
"There was a girl from Nantucket..."

Yes, it's a limerick that has also become a joke too....

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jere.ch... to L1Z2 2012/08/18 22:50:11

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Actually the original was There was an old man from Nantucket He had a D*ck So long he could S8ck it and goes on further.

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L1Z2 to jere.ch... 2012/08/19 03:44:31

Oh, I know, but nowadays it starts with the girl from Nantucket.....
It's become somewhat of an old joke....

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Doc 2012/08/18 21:59:14

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A masochist goes up to a sadist and says, "Hurt me, hurt me!"

The sadist says, "NO."

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Derek George V 2012/08/18 20:34:31

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"I can tell you a joke backwards, start laughing please."

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thecutesttentacle 2012/08/18 19:53:37

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i have no idea xD

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GothicaVende††aSquiggles\(#... 2012/08/18 19:49:11

$GothicaVende††aSquiggles\(#_#)/$

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"What's the difference between Jews, and boy scouts? Boy scouts come home from camp." Now.... I don't find anything about that funny. The Holocaust is one of those situations that will NEVER be joke-able.

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Jimbo 2012/08/18 19:43:36

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Baby seal walks into a club...

Get it?

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JMCC 2012/08/18 19:41:39

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Man walks in to a bar and says....

"Ouch"!

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Piwan 2012/08/18 19:41:22

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Just about anything Sarah Palin or George W> Bush has ever said!

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jere.ch... to Piwan 2012/08/18 22:53:02

Just have to show you stupidity don't you.

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Piwan to jere.ch... 2012/08/19 16:27:53

Gotta cut right in with the insults, don't you. i think anyone that actually believes a WORD either one of those 2 said is living in a fantasy world, PLUS, I am perfectly entitiled to me opinion..OPINION SITE isn't it, plus there are MANY MANY others on this site that don't like them any more than I do either!

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Golden ... to Piwan 2012/08/19 17:14:05

Spoken like a true obumbo lemming...bet you will love communism, being a Muslim, and furthering your racist view.

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666_Mag... to Golden ... 2012/08/19 17:27:21

Wow. That's a pretty mighty assumption you're making there.

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