All i can think of now is.... This little girl lauren doesnt know how to say stuff in past tense like.... Telled... so my buds& I were just joking about that and:
Justin: WOW! I felled on the floosr!!!
Me: I Knowed It!!!!!
Hannah: You two are WEIRDOS!!!!
Justin: NO! weirdos are people who talk weird...
Me: We're just illiterates acting cool!!!
What's the weirdest thing you've said today?
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Mine was:
Me: I WISH GIRLS DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE BOOBS!
Mom: [laughing] How come?
Me: THIS DAMN BRA IS PISSING ME OFF!
Mom: [laughing]
By far, one of the stupidest thing's I've said in life xD
Me: I WISH GIRLS DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE BOOBS!
Mom: [laughing] How come?
Me: THIS DAMN BRA IS PISSING ME OFF!
Mom: [laughing]
By far, one of the stupidest thing's I've said in life xD
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Danger is NOT my middle name 2010/02/17 01:48:29
A: God, Satan, Allah, Yahweh, and Frankemstein.
Q:Why them?
A: i like to eat alone
Justin: WOW! I felled on the floosr!!!
Me: I Knowed It!!!!!
Hannah: You two are WEIRDOS!!!!
Justin: NO! weirdos are people who talk weird...
Me: We're just illiterates acting cool!!!
(OK, it wasn't me who said it.....)
There was ice cream in the freezer that my and my brother were gonna have for dessert.
Him: You wanna have that ice cream now?
Me: Yeah, sure *walks into kitchen*
Him: Just a second, I have to fart!
Helen: Some woman w/ redhair is staring at me and licking a doughnut and then blowing her nose back and forth.
Me: Ewww kill it w/ fire! Throw holy water on her and she'll evaporate.But save the doughnuts for me.
But the weirdest thing I HEARD was my professor saying orgasms are great and some cold medicines feel just like shooting up heroin.
'Im a reddy the red nose red face!' xD
(that may not seem weird but i was indeed talking to my pet fish joey. he was in his fish bowl. like always.)