I was walking in a park when the world turned all black... I turned and seen a little girl in a bloody torn dress sitting on the swing sets and she said, "Come to me, darling...". When I came to her she turned into a monster and lashed at me and I fell into a vortex.... I awoke at a graveyard and all of my family members were there dead. O_o
There are some weird ones I have where I have the feeling that it's a dream I've had before but then I'm not sure if I have actually dreamt it before or just dreamt that I've dreamt it before!
And there are the usual wandering around naked in public! The thing is though that I'm not ashamed or embarrassed just aware that people might not like it so I try not to wave anything around too much!
That I was turned into my sexy anime lesbian fancharacter and I was about to get it on with another hot girl in my rich-aunt's bathroom, but when she took her skirt off, she had a penis. and I was like "wait huh? that wasn't what i expected... but were here, screw it anyways..."
So I get my short-shorts off and she/he starts to do me. And the really weird thing was that I was feeling it. It felt really weird, strange, and good. And mind you, all of this was before I had any real sex.
So we're doing it it, and 3 seconds later I here outside "This is the police! Open up!" I get my shorts back on, open the bathroom door, family is there staring out, front door is open, police search light is on, but there are no cops. That pretty much killed the mood.
This is the beautiful thing about the Internets. Say whatever you want and not be thought of as creepy, cause no one knows who the hell you are. Long live anonymity... and cool user names!
god have had amongst a few, so you guys understand being a gardener so in the winter we go to our sites and clear up debree and leaves that's fell upon the grounds the grass, shrub beds and path ways, so we use large hessien ton sacks and sometimes 2 ton sacks so we fill them up take the leafs away and heap them to make compost, so easy enough we go through like 30 40 ton sacks in one day major lef clearence, the dream being one of the places everyone hates the dream being i was getting chased around this site by ton sacks of leaves, so how does this scare ya ?
And there are the usual wandering around naked in public! The thing is though that I'm not ashamed or embarrassed just aware that people might not like it so I try not to wave anything around too much!
So I get my short-shorts off and she/he starts to do me. And the really weird thing was that I was feeling it. It felt really weird, strange, and good. And mind you, all of this was before I had any real sex.
So we're doing it it, and 3 seconds later I here outside "This is the police! Open up!" I get my shorts back on, open the bathroom door, family is there staring out, front door is open, police search light is on, but there are no cops. That pretty much killed the mood.
This is the beautiful thing about the Internets. Say whatever you want and not be thought of as creepy, cause no one knows who the hell you are. Long live anonymity... and cool user names!