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What's The Corniest Pick-Up Line Ever?

Deona 2010/06/13 18:00:52
Mine: The word of the day is legs. So let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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  • carrotcat 2010/06/13 18:23:18
    carrotcat
    +11
    "Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!" Seriously that one is just....

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  • Answering ur questions 2010/06/25 19:22:22 (edited)
    Answering ur questions
    +1
    1.(As you walk by the person you’re attracted to, turn around and say) Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No.) No? Damn!
    2.(Approach a man with a pen or anything and say) Did you drop this? (No.) Oh, it must be a lame excuse for me to talk to you.
    3. Do you have a girlfriend?
    No?! Well do you want one
    4."I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
    5.I read palms. It says you're gonna call me soon
    6.Reach for the back of his shirt and check out his shirt label. "Just what I thought, made in heaven (great way to get up close and personal ) ;)
  • AstridStarr 2010/06/20 21:36:52
    AstridStarr
    +1
    For Debaters (if there are any here)

    "I'm a Debater, let's go back to my place to spread and flow."

    High Five to anyone who understands. Haha
  • Breezy(: 2010/06/17 15:20:21
    Breezy(:
    +2
    "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants."
  • Dark_Li... Breezy(: 2010/06/29 11:02:36
    Dark_Lithia
    xD I've had a guy say that to me. o.o it was funny
  • Breezy(: Dark_Li... 2010/07/01 04:57:20
    Breezy(:
    I would start laughing hysterically.
  • Dark_Li... Breezy(: 2010/07/01 18:52:13
    Dark_Lithia
    xD I did, he thought I lost my mind *was during class*
  • Breezy(: Dark_Li... 2010/07/02 06:25:08
    Breezy(:
    I get my pickup lines from Shane Dawson. :D The ultimate source...
  • Dark_Li... Breezy(: 2010/07/02 23:25:13
    Dark_Lithia
    xD
  • Breezy(: Breezy(: 2010/07/01 05:00:52
    Breezy(:
    Another one.
    At a restaurant. Waitress or woman walks by. Throw a sugar pack on the floor.
    "Excuse me? Waitress (maam)?" pick up packet and hand it to her. "I believe you dropped your nametag."
    My friend thomas....meh. Thomas...
  • carrot the demon dog 2010/06/17 07:23:27
  • Pika 2010/06/17 02:52:06
    Pika
    +2
    This one gives me a bad name:
    "You remind me of pokemon because I like to peek-at-you"
  • rj 2010/06/17 00:22:07
    rj
    +1
    thats just tacky -- did it "Ever" work?
  • Ash-the-empress 2010/06/16 23:04:20
    Ash-the-empress
    +2
    I'm like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get
  • mariabk 2010/06/16 22:40:20
    mariabk
    +1
    If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous

    Hey baby, you must be a sweater 'cos you got me feeling warm all over

    Check the girls clothing tag then say --> "Thats what I thought...made in heaven"
  • H a p p ii n e s s 2010/06/16 20:04:04
    H a p p ii n e s s
    +2
    Hey tharr. -Snort- I have a library card. And I'm checking you out -nerd laugh-
    Catch A goat you've pulled 8'D
  • kevracer 2010/06/16 18:55:32
    kevracer
    +2
    overheard at a tea party rally "Yeah I hate Obama too; want to go have sex now?"

    overheard tea party rally yeah hate obama sex
  • bccxcc 2010/06/16 14:45:45
    bccxcc
    +1
    All of them?
  • joshluvhalo 2010/06/16 08:36:51
    joshluvhalo
    +3
    Stop, drop, and roll, baby -- your on fire. ;)
  • Note_to_self92 2010/06/16 07:40:34
    Note_to_self92
    +5
    "Ooohhh baby did you fart? Cause you just blew me away!"
  • kylie Note_to... 2010/06/16 14:18:14
    kylie
    +1
    lol must say i haven't heard that one
  • Note_to... kylie 2010/06/16 21:31:45
    Note_to_self92
    +1
    A friend told me that one a while back and I nearly died laughing X)
  • Rainbow 2010/06/16 03:51:30
    Rainbow
    +5
    If I were a protein, I would be your DNA helicase. That way I could unzip your genes.
  • ♥Isis♥ 2010/06/16 02:31:09
    ♥Isis♥
    +1
    Did it hurt when you fell?
    Huh....
    from Heaven...
    hurt huh heaven
  • Starshine 2010/06/16 01:49:01
    Starshine
    +2
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.
  • Kim Possible 2010/06/15 23:51:57
    Kim Possible
    +1
    Are you tired because you have been running through my mind all day. tired running mind
  • NYC Firedog 2010/06/15 23:38:37
    NYC Firedog
    +4
    I just saw this on a tee shirt. "Sleep with me and you get a free breakfast"
  • Dan™: Real Change, Not Fals... 2010/06/15 23:30:12 (edited)
    Dan™: Real Change, Not False Hope
    +8
    From the late great Rodney Dangerfield:

    "You know what I like in a woman?"

    late rodney dangerfield woman

    "Me!"
  • NPC Dan™: R... 2010/06/15 23:37:28
    NPC
    +2
    Sorry, I cannot tell you on SH ! It is direct and to the point. Not in or around certain ladies or persons that may have sensitive ears of feelings, unless you are ready for it ?
  • Jesse NPC 2010/06/16 01:24:53
    Jesse
    +2
    i wanna hear it!
  • Dan™: R... NPC 2010/06/16 17:24:55
    Dan™: Real Change, Not False Hope
    Heck yeah!
  • Elmo~WAWU~Bn-2~ 2010/06/15 21:59:37
    Elmo~WAWU~Bn-2~
    +3
    If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg was Christmas...Could I meet you between the holidays?
    If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
    "Do you have directions" 'To where' "Your heart"
  • Pika Elmo~WA... 2010/06/17 02:53:39
    Pika
    +1
    LOL! i'm using that on Em, she'll love it!
  • Elmo~WA... Pika 2010/06/17 10:32:15
    Elmo~WAWU~Bn-2~
    Which one? ^^
  • Pika Elmo~WA... 2010/06/17 10:50:10
    Pika
    +1
    The holiday one :P
  • Elmo~WA... Pika 2010/06/18 05:20:06
    Elmo~WAWU~Bn-2~
    Haha
  • TH FAN :D 2010/06/15 21:06:05
    TH FAN :D
    +3
    Haha, well I don't know much of them.. But I was talking, (I guess for a bit too long) and one of the boys in my class just goes "Shhh, I love you, too!" Haha!

    "You have something on your chest, my eyes" Haha Shane Dawson's hilarious!
  • Elocin Eiram 2010/06/15 20:09:50
    Elocin Eiram
    +3
    "Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.."

    "I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.."

    "Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?"

    "You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me."


    ;)


    Call me..
  • Red high priestess in Nyx I... 2010/06/15 20:04:34
    Red high priestess in Nyx I trust
    +1
    Anything that is trying way too hard!
  • missvannessa123 2010/06/15 18:20:33
    missvannessa123
    +1
    all girls hate dirty pick u lines but like pick up lines that complement a girl its nice and pretty then i guess we like thoose or i least i do but i hate gross was and all but well here we are

    if i could arrange the alphabet i would but u and i toghether

    that is soo korny right! but so like nice one that komplement a girl like this :

    Do u have a bandaid because i just scraped my knee falling 4 u!"

    or things like that like good things about eyes or jut being pretty like this

    aren´t you tired, kuz youve being running through my mind all day
  • kayla 2010/06/15 18:18:43
    kayla
    +1
    "excuse me but am i in he wrong place? i thought the hottest girl compotion was over there."
    my friends and i where practicing cheesey pic up lines one night but i forgot all of them
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