WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

> picked up four
cans and took them to the check out counter.

>

>

>

> The girl at the
cash register said, I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you

> cat food without
proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy

> cat food to eat,
and the management wants proof that you are buying

> the cat food for
your cat.

>

>

>

> The little old
lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back

> to the store.
They sold her the cat food.

>

>

>

> The next day, she
tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier

> said I'm sorry,
but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you

> have a dog. A lot
of old people buy dog food to eat, but the

> management wants
proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog.

>

>

> So she went home
and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the

> dog
food.

>

>

>

> The next day she
brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little

> old lady asked
the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The

> cashier said, No,
you might have a snake in there.

>

>

>

> The little old
lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that

> would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly

> pulled it out. She said to the little
old lady, That smells like shit.

> The little old
lady said, It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet

>
paper.

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>

>

> Don't mess with
old people.

>