I'll be lowkey offended because that would mean I am not a trustworthy person. But if someone were to text me "Jerk!" for the fun of it then I would write a sus face "t-____-t"
I would ask, "why is that?" If they had a legitimate reason,( because sometimes I can be a jerk) I would have to agree, But if they didn't , I'd tell'em to stick it where the sun don't shine.
I had business cards. And when someone called me a jerk, or worse, I laid this on them, thanked them for their patronage, and moved onto the next victim.
Someone who uses words like that is most likely only 12 years old.
but again, at times I AM a jerk.
So I replied,.
"Why thank you, that is the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day,..."
And as I walk away they look at my ass and wonder what the hell just happened,....