I was 13 when I had my most embarrasing moment. Just standing around after lunchbreak with some other 7th graders, I was just chillaxing in the shade and a girl named Aubrey came over with her frends and was talking to me for a while. She was funny, and I talked to her a few times before. Then she asked me why I always bleach my hair blonde, and I said I’m really blonde so I don’t do that. So she says come on, theres no way you are really blonde.
I say I AM really blonde, and then she gets this look on her face like she’s got a wicked idea. She says Only 1 way to find out if you’re REALLY blonde! And she starts pulling down my shorts!
So, I had 2 things working against me: She really surprised me, and I wear loose shorts. By the time I could react she had my shorts pretty far down my legs, so my boxers were in view for all. That made me feel silly and embarrassed. Aubrey asked her friends to come help her and they did. I asked mine to help me, but they didnt really do anything! So, I’m struggling against 4 girls by myself pretty much, with my shorts mostly pulled down, redfaced, and I’m really scared since I have a pretty good idea what they’re trying to get a look at to see if I’m really blonde since they’re yanking down my shorts!
By then, Aubrey starts on my boxers, and ...
I say I AM really blonde, and then she gets this look on her face like she’s got a wicked idea. She says Only 1 way to find out if you’re REALLY blonde! And she starts pulling down my shorts!
So, I had 2 things working against me: She really surprised me, and I wear loose shorts. By the time I could react she had my shorts pretty far down my legs, so my boxers were in view for all. That made me feel silly and embarrassed. Aubrey asked her friends to come help her and they did. I asked mine to help me, but they didnt really do anything! So, I’m struggling against 4 girls by myself pretty much, with my shorts mostly pulled down, redfaced, and I’m really scared since I have a pretty good idea what they’re trying to get a look at to see if I’m really blonde since they’re yanking down my shorts!
By then, Aubrey starts on my boxers, and ...
I was 13 when I had my most embarrasing moment. Just standing around after lunchbreak with some other 7th graders, I was just chillaxing in the shade and a girl named Aubrey came over with her frends and was talking to me for a while. She was funny, and I talked to her a few times before. Then she asked me why I always bleach my hair blonde, and I said I’m really blonde so I don’t do that. So she says come on, theres no way you are really blonde.
I say I AM really blonde, and then she gets this look on her face like she’s got a wicked idea. She says Only 1 way to find out if you’re REALLY blonde! And she starts pulling down my shorts!
So, I had 2 things working against me: She really surprised me, and I wear loose shorts. By the time I could react she had my shorts pretty far down my legs, so my boxers were in view for all. That made me feel silly and embarrassed. Aubrey asked her friends to come help her and they did. I asked mine to help me, but they didnt really do anything! So, I’m struggling against 4 girls by myself pretty much, with my shorts mostly pulled down, redfaced, and I’m really scared since I have a pretty good idea what they’re trying to get a look at to see if I’m really blonde since they’re yanking down my shorts!
By then, Aubrey starts on my boxers, and I am paniking. My boxers were really being pulled down by these girls, and I was totally freaking out! Aubrey yells Come on, we’ve almost got them down! to her friends. I was grabbing her arms to stop her but one of her freinds pulled down hard from behind. I heard the high screams of the girls, and there were my boxers…*gulp*, draped around my ankles, leaving my lower parts wide open and naked to the world, with Aubrey and her friends in front of me, staring. I was so embarrased I really felt like I would faint.
Well, the only thing left to say is I really AM a blonde, but Aubrey didnt find her answer by stripping down my shorts and boxers. I wasnt, um…well, I wasnt developed down there enough to let her compare. You can’t see if the carpet matches the drapes if the carpet hasn’t been instaled yet. So they all knew that about me now, too.
(more)I say I AM really blonde, and then she gets this look on her face like she’s got a wicked idea. She says Only 1 way to find out if you’re REALLY blonde! And she starts pulling down my shorts!
So, I had 2 things working against me: She really surprised me, and I wear loose shorts. By the time I could react she had my shorts pretty far down my legs, so my boxers were in view for all. That made me feel silly and embarrassed. Aubrey asked her friends to come help her and they did. I asked mine to help me, but they didnt really do anything! So, I’m struggling against 4 girls by myself pretty much, with my shorts mostly pulled down, redfaced, and I’m really scared since I have a pretty good idea what they’re trying to get a look at to see if I’m really blonde since they’re yanking down my shorts!
By then, Aubrey starts on my boxers, and I am paniking. My boxers were really being pulled down by these girls, and I was totally freaking out! Aubrey yells Come on, we’ve almost got them down! to her friends. I was grabbing her arms to stop her but one of her freinds pulled down hard from behind. I heard the high screams of the girls, and there were my boxers…*gulp*, draped around my ankles, leaving my lower parts wide open and naked to the world, with Aubrey and her friends in front of me, staring. I was so embarrased I really felt like I would faint.
Well, the only thing left to say is I really AM a blonde, but Aubrey didnt find her answer by stripping down my shorts and boxers. I wasnt, um…well, I wasnt developed down there enough to let her compare. You can’t see if the carpet matches the drapes if the carpet hasn’t been instaled yet. So they all knew that about me now, too.
I say I AM really blonde, and then she gets this look on her face like she’s got a wicked idea. She says Only 1 way to find out if you’re REALLY blonde! And she starts pulling down my shorts!
So, I had 2 things working against me: She really surprised me, and I wear loose shorts. By the time I could react she had my shorts pretty far down my legs, so my boxers were in view for all. That made me feel silly and embarrassed. Aubrey asked her friends to come help her and they did. I asked mine to help me, but they didnt really do anything! So, I’m struggling against 4 girls by myself pretty much, with my shorts mostly pulled down, redfaced, and I’m really scared since I have a pretty good idea what they’re trying to get a look at to see if I’m really blonde since they’re yanking down my shorts!
By then, Aubrey starts on my boxers, and ...
I say I AM really blonde, and then she gets this look on her face like she’s got a wicked idea. She says Only 1 way to find out if you’re REALLY blonde! And she starts pulling down my shorts!
So, I had 2 things working against me: She really surprised me, and I wear loose shorts. By the time I could react she had my shorts pretty far down my legs, so my boxers were in view for all. That made me feel silly and embarrassed. Aubrey asked her friends to come help her and they did. I asked mine to help me, but they didnt really do anything! So, I’m struggling against 4 girls by myself pretty much, with my shorts mostly pulled down, redfaced, and I’m really scared since I have a pretty good idea what they’re trying to get a look at to see if I’m really blonde since they’re yanking down my shorts!
By then, Aubrey starts on my boxers, and I am paniking. My boxers were really being pulled down by these girls, and I was totally freaking out! Aubrey yells Come on, we’ve almost got them down! to her friends. I was grabbing her arms to stop her but one of her freinds pulled down hard from behind. I heard the high screams of the girls, and there were my boxers…*gulp*, draped around my ankles, leaving my lower parts wide open and naked to the world, with Aubrey and her friends in front of me, staring. I was so embarrased I really felt like I would faint.
Well, the only thing left to say is I really AM a blonde, but Aubrey didnt find her answer by stripping down my shorts and boxers. I wasnt, um…well, I wasnt developed down there enough to let her compare. You can’t see if the carpet matches the drapes if the carpet hasn’t been instaled yet. So they all knew that about me now, too.
I hope you turned them in and that they got in BIG trouble. Boy, if I had been your Mom, they would have been "grass."
Thank you for sharing!
someone asked me if i like this one guy,
and i said, "ewww, no"
and he was sitting right behind me.
i felt really bad.
because he was really nice, but fugly.
thats the only one i think i am willing to share.
Thanks for sharing!
How doin, Girlfriend?
1st runner up, in 5th grade my folks ran out of $ for parochial school or something, 1st day at new public school, no testing in those days so I was placed in "dumb row" by 2nd day teacher said that I was far more brilliant than any other student, so I got my own personal row (way to fit in at new school) day 1 was long enough for Herman Munster looking kid to fall in love, and on the 3rd day managed enough courage to stand up during "quiet time" and loudly announce his undying love for me
and the winner is, sometime during 1st year of "career" spanning 30 years with same company, our office became so infested with fruit flies that an exterminator had to be called - oops it was the orange that I brought for a snack, that had fallen behind my desk drawer...only took pro about 2 minutes to find the fruit fly source...ouch did I really tell this stuff?
Thanks for sharing them all!
When I went to leave, the door wouldn't open. I could do nothing. Quite a while passed. (I choose to believe my future in-laws would have sent out an alarm soon.) Finally someone was waiting outside the door. They heard me screaming that the door wouldn't open. The stewardess adeptly with screwdriver in hand, released me from my tiny prison. All with a friendly skies smile. Apparently this had happened on an earlier flight too. So they were prepared. Anyway as I walked the walk of shame down the aisle, everyone clapped and cheered. You would have thought I had just run a difficult gauntlet instead of stealing a smoke. I wanted to climb under a seat and hide. No teen wants everyone to notice a bathroom trip anyway. I turned several shades of red. I stayed in my seat the rest of the flight. Oh an the stewardess took pity on me and gave me a set of wings (pin) they give little kiddies to commemorate their flight. Needless to say a turned a whole new shade of red.
Thanks for sharing, Jackie!
I was in the store picking a few things up a couple of months ago. These two Mexican dudes were followin me and talkin about how fine my @$$ was and contemplating other juicy little tidbits. They didn't know I understood every word they said.
They checked out behind me. When we got outside, I turned around to them and said in their language, "You never know who speaks Spanish!" They started laughing and so did I. It was really funny!
I love your story! It is always hilarious (you hope anyway) when you think somebody can't understand you and you find out that they can. Thanks, girlfriend!
Puberty.
Really cute black girl (LaTrisha Cobb, I still remember you! :P) in a very low cut dress.
My own dirty mind.
Unable to leave my desk at the bell to switch classes.
Thanks for sharing!
Thanks for sharing, Carl !
I nearly dropped out.
Thankfully though, after that one year other people started to come out (lol, I started something...) and no one had any issues about it, and if they did they rarely said something too me.
Only one guy did, and I shut him up ;)
People should be who they are. Thanks for sharing!
This is the amended version of that story :)
Thanks for sharing the amended version!
I'm a hell of a sprinter, and we took her car to classes... so I grabbed her keys and booked it on out of there instantly.
Thanks for sharing, girlfriend.