What shall we do with the table-humper?

by Butch Cassidy Posted 2008/04/01 01:01:30
in Crime and Justice

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	Forced to marry the table, but not the dining room set...that's polygamy	5 votes	23%
	Forced to place a floral arrangement, box of chocolates and a full dinner on the table befir the humpin	6 votes	27%
	Soak the table in liquor like a woomin	3 votes	14%
	Nuthin...some good looking furniture out there, in fact imma gonna hump a sofa maself!	8 votes	36%

'Man Charged With Screwing a Patio Table'

"Police in Ohio say that a married father of three has confessed to repeatedly having sex with his patio picnic table.

Art Price, Jr., 40, has been charged with four counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table."

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Foo Master Angie 2008/04/01 14:48:42

Nuthin...some good looking furniture out there, in fact imma gonna hump a sof...

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My question is why did the neighbor video tape it? Not once but 5 TIMES???
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dnanna to Magzilla 2008/04/01 01:43:49

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I have no idea other then maybe the thought of getting caught was a turn on. It is just plain sick > I watched the video and was thinking what the hell. It did not even look like a pretty pinic table ok that was bad , but what was he thinking. His poor wife and kids wow

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Lisa Ma... to Magzilla 2008/04/01 02:04:10

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I'm scared to ask;
what was the Peepin Tom of a Neighbor doing while he was filming?

hmmm? makes me wonder?
maybe he needs a new hobby?

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Magzilla to Lisa Ma... 2008/04/01 02:06:02

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ROLMAO! You just had to go there didn't you. hahah

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Lisa Ma... to Magzilla 2008/04/01 02:17:10

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Oh comeon!
Some one did!
Why Not me?
LOL!

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Magzilla to Lisa Ma... 2008/04/01 17:09:11

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hahah! True, might as well get the first punch in LOL

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Heisenberg to Magzilla 2008/04/01 01:53:35

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I have never seen Gummi Bears in that shape.

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Magzilla to Heisenberg 2008/04/01 01:58:20

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Apparently we shop at different grocery stores o_O

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Heisenberg to Magzilla 2008/04/01 05:19:08

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I thought it tasted funny.

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Magzilla to Heisenberg 2008/04/01 17:09:20

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LOL

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PolyTicks to dnanna 2008/06/14 17:54:20

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...but don't let him near the shower-head. He may get ideas.

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Heisenberg to Magzilla 2008/04/01 01:53:02

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Maybe the table was really hot or something...

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Magzilla to Heisenberg 2008/04/01 01:59:10

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LOL must have been.... yucky

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Jerry (Iron Priest)☮ R ☮ P ... 2008/04/01 01:06:26

Nuthin...some good looking furniture out there, in fact imma gonna hump a sof...

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Leave the poor guy alone. His wife is probably an extremely nasty skank.

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Heisenberg to Jerry (... 2008/04/01 01:54:13

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Yeah...what's become of this world when a man can't hump his lawn furniture in peace!

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Jerry (... to Heisenberg 2008/04/01 02:02:35

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I don't think he could have raped the picnic table. That guy must be way out there. Why did the neighbor video tape it?

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Heisenberg to Jerry (... 2008/04/01 05:19:57

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Maybe there is a big audience for furniture sex fetishists on the internet?

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Jerry (... to Heisenberg 2008/04/01 05:33:05

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It's a strange world I'll tell ya.

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Butch Cassidy 2008/04/01 01:03:13

Nuthin...some good looking furniture out there, in fact imma gonna hump a sof...

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If the sofa resists...imma gonna rape it!

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