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WHAT RETIRED PEOPLE DO TO OCCUPY THEIR TIME

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

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He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a shithead.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care.

We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age.
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  • hatshepsut123 2009/10/08 23:43:51
  • luly 2009/10/04 21:46:29
    luly
    +2
    That's sooooo funny sooooo funny
  • hatshep... luly 2009/10/08 23:44:12
    hatshepsut123
    +2
    hahahaha!!
  • ZILdeactivated 2009/10/04 01:01:26
    ZILdeactivated
    +2
    *snork snork* :D
  • Whitese7en 2009/10/03 22:04:15 (edited)
    Whitese7en
    +2
    I would try that, but in my community, it is getting increasingly more difficult to find cars that actually have Obama stickers on them.

    Juz sayin
  • SCOOP--... Whitese7en 2009/10/03 22:08:35
    SCOOP--RIP, MY DEAR MAX
    +1
    I would have to say that is a good thing. lol
  • Whitese7en SCOOP--... 2009/10/03 22:43:56
    Whitese7en
    +1
    Yes it is!! For months, our neighbors across the street were trying to get us to see how good the change was going to be for the country when Obama was elected. He's an orthopedic surgeon and his wife of course doesn't work. In May (I believe it was), the Obama sticker disappeared from the bumper of his Benz S550 and in August, the sticker disappeared from the back of her Range Rover. I haven't had a chance to talk with them yet but I hope to soon.
  • SCOOP--... Whitese7en 2009/10/03 22:49:45
    SCOOP--RIP, MY DEAR MAX
    +1
    I thank God that people, little by little, are seeing what is going on. Yes, we do have change in America since Obama took office, but unfortunately, for many of us, it isn't change we can live with. Hope you have a blessed weekend, my friend.
  • Whitese7en SCOOP--... 2009/10/03 22:52:00
    Whitese7en
    +1
    You too friend!!
  • SCOOP--... Whitese7en 2009/10/03 22:52:59
  • Wilson 2009/10/03 10:09:22
    Wilson
    +2
    Classic!
  • sglmom 2009/10/03 06:23:30
    sglmom
    +2
    GOOD ONE!
  • 12 Tone Melody 2009/10/03 02:34:28
    12 Tone Melody
    +3
    Hey--we have to do something for excitement other than staying in our robes all day & screaming obscenities at anyone who walks in front of the house
  • emily 2009/10/03 01:04:56
    emily
    +4
    I don't know what they do where you live. But here they like to get in the fast lane and go 45 miles an hour. Just to infuriate you even more they turn their left turn signal on and never ever turn it off.
  • Fireball 2009/10/02 23:40:49
    Fireball
    +4
    Treat our dogs like our children.
  • luly Fireball 2009/10/04 21:49:35
    luly
    +1
    We sure do...my little guy thanks me with a big smile and I'm not kidding.
  • Socalgal 2009/10/02 20:48:16
    Socalgal
    +3
    LOL...that is very cute!
  • Torchmanner ~PWCM~JLA 2009/10/02 20:37:20
  • bonehead15329 2009/10/02 19:44:28
  • Racefish 2009/10/02 17:16:37
    Racefish
    +7
    I sit on my computer and complain about the government. complain government

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SCOOP--RIP, MY DEAR MAX

Waxahachie, TX, US

2009/02/18 21:27:42

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