Actually, there is only three. Three animals that every woman desires. A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the driveway, and a stallion in the bedroom. (I have one of those special wives who has a fourth animal: A COLT in her purse!)
10. most detestable of all to erase the post before one posts it. Women don't like to be photograph surreptioously by ugly old people from Argentina....For what purpose are those two old people taking pics of me at this Starbucks?
1) Women have breasts
2) Don't stare at them.
3) Don't not stare at them.
4) Learn their proper nicknames.
5) Don't grow any yourself that may be bigger than hers.
6) You can compare her shoes with other women's shoes but not her breasts.
7) Don't put sugar in your coffee, then hold the cup under her breast, even if you're smiling.
8) On a first date, if you lose anything bewteen them ... f'gettaboutit. or not.. :-)
9) Encourage chilliness ... like a stroll through a meat locker, maybe.
10) Women do like that you at least notice and approve .... so enjoy! .....( . Y . ).....
#1- they're a mystery, 2. Forget about it you'll never understand 'em, 3. They're a mystery 4- see #1& 2 . 5 thru ten see #1 & #2. i've been married for over 38 yrs still haven't figured her out.
Listen to us when we talk
Be considerate of our feelings.
Compliment us
Don't lie
Don't cheat on us
Be intelligent
We hate immaturity
We would love a man to have manners and respect.
We want a man to provide for us.
Most of all, we want a man that loves us for who we are and not what we look like.
Well well well, i've been doing it wrong all this time XD I don't even like to talk so i always listen, but video games & sports ??!! oohh! i can't stop it at all
2) Don't stare at them.
3) Don't not stare at them.
4) Learn their proper nicknames.
5) Don't grow any yourself that may be bigger than hers.
6) You can compare her shoes with other women's shoes but not her breasts.
7) Don't put sugar in your coffee, then hold the cup under her breast, even if you're smiling.
8) On a first date, if you lose anything bewteen them ... f'gettaboutit. or not.. :-)
9) Encourage chilliness ... like a stroll through a meat locker, maybe.
10) Women do like that you at least notice and approve .... so enjoy! .....( . Y . ).....
Be considerate of our feelings.
Compliment us
Don't lie
Don't cheat on us
Be intelligent
We hate immaturity
We would love a man to have manners and respect.
We want a man to provide for us.
Most of all, we want a man that loves us for who we are and not what we look like.
I want to find a guy who likes me for me.
I don't even like to talk so i always listen, but video games & sports ??!! oohh! i can't stop it at all