What Kind of a Person Doesn't Like Bacon?

HAHAJKDOTCOM 2012/08/09 21:00:00
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Bacon is delicious. What kind of a person wouldn't love it?

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Sizzling, crackling, crispy bacon. Mmmmmmmm. There isn’t much better in this world. Universally accepted as the perfect accessory to many a meal, it is puzzling to most of humanity why anyone wouldn’t like bacon. What kind of a monster doesn’t like bacon? Seriously.

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  • Lizzeh Max7 2012/08/11 20:44:01
    I don't believe in god nor do I believe that book. But ok.
  • Max7 Lizzeh 2012/08/11 23:27:47
    I didn't think so.
  • Zuggi 2012/08/10 21:56:07
    Somebody who doesn't appreciate deliciousness
    I must say, though, that soggy bacon is a crime against nature. Crispy is the only way to serve it.
  • CwrazyLwina 2012/08/10 21:51:55
    I'm too sad to answer
    I don't eat bacon. I don't eat pork. I think bacon smells disgusting.
    I love TURKEY bacon, though. That's the shizz right there. turkey bacon
  • ShinyUmbreon01 2012/08/10 21:50:57
    Someone who is compassionate to animals
    Someone like me.
  • 3052457 2012/08/10 21:50:56
  • Kozmo, ... 3052457 2012/08/16 03:55:43
    Kozmo, Kostable of the Kustodian
    So I'm not the ONLY one bitchin' about this.
    This is supposed to be a FREE opinion cite
    but it looks like many think only their's matters,
    more like an EGO(testicle?) pissin' contest here.
  • Tiffiny... Kozmo, ... 2012/09/03 05:11:47
    Tiffiny Sumbry
    Well actually bitchin is what u are doing. The guy above was just answering the question. But neither of you can keep yourselves from being debbie downers on an obvious humorous question. It doesn't matter if its biased, its for fun so lighten up and move on to something else that requires your dryness.
  • Kozmo, ... Tiffiny... 2012/09/03 17:56:54
    Kozmo, Kostable of the Kustodian
    Begone, TROLL.
  • Angela Chambers 2012/08/10 21:50:43
    I'm too sad to answer
    Angela Chambers
    Good God!! Me. I'd prefer sausage. :D
  • Pocahontas 2012/08/10 21:49:45
    Someone who is compassionate to animals
    Like me. Meat is murder, that's what I think.
  • ♥K14 Pocahontas 2012/08/11 14:29:57
    My main problem with the "meat is murder" argument is its factual inaccuracy.
    The animal is already dead, and murder is a legal definition that requires the act to be committed by a human, against a human...

    Pedantry aside, I respect your view point and do not wish to question it. Just your justification :P
  • S123 ♥K14 2012/08/12 05:06:59
    How about "meat is supporting killing of animals"?
  • ♥K14 S123 2012/08/12 12:36:21
    It's not quite as dramatic though...
  • Outta' Here. 2012/08/10 21:49:27
  • rhirhi 2012/08/10 21:47:49
    Someone who is compassionate to animals
    i dont eat it nor like it
  • Beat Magnum True Hero 2012/08/10 21:39:12
    I'm too sad to answer
    Beat Magnum True Hero
    A golem.
  • Recruit 2012/08/10 21:36:15
  • Lizzeh Recruit 2012/08/10 22:00:40
    I honestly don't eat bacon. Or any meat for that matter.
  • Cat 2012/08/10 21:14:52
    I'm too sad to answer
    A slim person.
  • Elizabeth 2012/08/10 21:08:14
    Someone who is compassionate to animals
    vegetarians don't like bacon (especially vegetarians) becuase they don't want to eat something that is really important to this world, which is ANIMALS, and they feel the animal's pain for being killed. so yea, people who hate bacon are mostly veggie people.
  • Quietma... Elizabeth 2012/08/10 21:29:07
  • Dawn 2012/08/10 20:58:43
    Someone who is compassionate to animals
    Some one who tries to eat kosher.
  • kent 2012/08/10 20:40:31
    I'm too sad to answer
    UUUUHHHHHMMMM here's two.....

    haisidic jew

    cat stevens
  • Daryl kent 2012/08/10 21:01:41
    Bull SH1T!

    They love bacon more than anyone!
  • kent Daryl 2012/08/10 21:17:15
    Actually I lived and worked in a central Asian moslem country for over 7 years and most of them ate pork and drank vodka. But during Ramadan they were as pious as possible. With that said though, I have known a number of Haisidic Jews and have never met one who knowingly ate pork in any way.
  • BoringGhost 2012/08/10 19:31:13
    Someone who is compassionate to animals
    I used to like bacon and I admit that it tastes good but I try and make better choices these days.
  • moomoof 2012/08/10 19:19:36
    Someone who is compassionate to animals
    I don't like bacon....so yea
  • Chief 2012/08/10 19:18:30
    I'm too sad to answer
    Bacon makes everything better!
  • Aaron's Girl 2012/08/10 19:06:15
    I'm too sad to answer
    Aaron's Girl
    A very bland person?
  • Shade Uchiha 2012/08/10 18:58:54
    Someone who is compassionate to animals
    Shade Uchiha
    That was easy
  • Elz 2012/08/10 18:20:12
    Someone who is compassionate to animals
    a vegetarian.
  • Chief Elz 2012/08/10 19:20:15
    But bacon makes a veggie burger soooo much better!
  • Elz Chief 2012/08/10 20:08:16
    lol i cant say because i never had a veggie burger.
  • MDMA 2012/08/10 17:30:15
  • Stevethinks 2012/08/10 16:24:07
    I'm too sad to answer
    The kind of person that doesn't like bacon is an intelligent one. Our worst enemies in out diet are FAT and SUGAR.
  • SaltAndBurn ★ 2012/08/10 16:17:05
    Someone who is compassionate to animals
    SaltAndBurn ★
    And that someone is me...
  • Sodahead Founders are Fascists 2012/08/10 15:31:21 (edited)
    Someone who is compassionate to animals
    Sodahead Founders are Fascists
    A superior kind of person.
    Bacon is disgusting.
  • Jiorgia 2012/08/10 15:31:20
    I'm too sad to answer
    People who's religion says that they shouldn't eat it, people who do not believe in eating anything with a face, people who just simply dont like it...
  • Modelexarfate 2012/08/10 15:22:10
    I'm too sad to answer
    I need to go in a corner and cry now.

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