What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?
Brittany Foxx
2012/03/03 00:04:28
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerkey!
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-The TARDIS doesn’t need to refuel at the Cardiff rift any more. It is powered by Rory’s awesomeness.
-Rory Williams cleans bed pans by scaring the crap out of them.
-The TARDIS calls Rory ”the pretty one” because there’s no Gallifreyan Word for “ultimate stud muffin”.
-Rory Williams was erased from time and it messed things up so badly the universe had to be rebooted.
-Amy Pond married Rory Williams because Chuck Norris wasn’t man enough for her.
-They built the Pandorica to hold the Doctor because trying to hold Rory Williams would be just plain stupid.
-The Silence wishes they could forget seeing Rory Williams.
-Rory Williams doesn’t need a device to time travel. It simply shifts to whatever time Rory Williams says it is.
-A Dalek begged River Song for mercy because it knew who her father was. River Song granted the Dalek mercy by shooting it in the eye instead of calling her father.
-The Daleks asked Steven Moffat to retire them because they didn’t want to fight Rory Williams.
-The House entity messed with Amy’s mind because messing with Rory’s mind would have popped the bubble universe. Loudly.
-River Song asked the Storm Cage guards to dress like Roman Centurions. ...
-The TARDIS doesn’t need to refuel at the Cardiff rift any more. It is powered by Rory’s awesomeness.
-Rory Williams cleans bed pans by scaring the crap out of them.
-The TARDIS calls Rory ”the pretty one” because there’s no Gallifreyan Word for “ultimate stud muffin”.
-Rory Williams was erased from time and it messed things up so badly the universe had to be rebooted.
-Amy Pond married Rory Williams because Chuck Norris wasn’t man enough for her.
-They built the Pandorica to hold the Doctor because trying to hold Rory Williams would be just plain stupid.
-The Silence wishes they could forget seeing Rory Williams.
-Rory Williams doesn’t need a device to time travel. It simply shifts to whatever time Rory Williams says it is.
-A Dalek begged River Song for mercy because it knew who her father was. River Song granted the Dalek mercy by shooting it in the eye instead of calling her father.
-The Daleks asked Steven Moffat to retire them because they didn’t want to fight Rory Williams.
-The House entity messed with Amy’s mind because messing with Rory’s mind would have popped the bubble universe. Loudly.
-River Song asked the Storm Cage guards to dress like Roman Centurions. She has daddy issues.
-100 Lesbian Dinosaur women agree: Rory Williams tastes like raw Habanero and Win.
-Rome Fell because the Emperor Honorious tried to open the Pandorica while Rory Williams was guarding it.
-The Dream Lord created two dreams that were obviously fake. In one there was a cold star that violated the laws of thermodynamics. In the other Rory Williams died.
-Look up the word “loyalty” in the Dictionaria Galactica and you will see a picture of Rory Williams with the caption “Top this, bitches!”
-Rory Williams’ Jelly Babies aren’t made from real babies. They’re made from real Dalek babies.
-Rory Williams is the only man who could father a part-Time Lord human with his wife dressed as a police woman while traveling through the time vortex in a TARDIS that thinks he’s the pretty one…in bunk beds!
-Rory isn’t worried that Amy is going to run off with the Doctor, but the Doctor is worried that the TARDIS is going to run off with Rory.
-The Gamma Forest writing translated Melody’s name as River Song because there was no equivalent word for “daughter of supreme awesomeness”.
-What’s left of the 12 Cyber Legion is now a Peruvian Folk band called Rory’s Runaways.
-Rory Williams supports recycling. When he was plastic he recycled himself into a human being.
-On the day the Doctor defeated an army in 3 minutes and 42 seconds he still took orders from Rory Williams. “Oi! You! Get in here! Now!”
-Rory Williams doesn’t need regenerations to beat death. He uses his bare hands.
-The Doctor left Demon’s Run in a hurry because he knew that Rory was about to find out he’d been sonic-ing his daughter.
What does kill Rory Williams *also* makes him stronger.
Rory Williams: "So did I."
Batman: "When I want to strike fear into my enemies, I put on a cape."
Rory Williams: "Me, too."
Captain America: "I punched Hitler in the face."
Rory Williams: "Been there, done that."
Spider-Man: "I married a gorgeous redhead, but this one time our relationship was erased from existence."
Rory Williams: "Right there with you, mate."
Plastic-Man: "I am a living creature with the properties of plastic."
Rory Williams: *Yawn...*
Aquaman: I can swim and talk to fish.
Rory Williams: I insulted a fish's mum and dueled him with a broom.
Flash: "I can run at the speed of light."
Rory Williams: "BOTH my Daughter and Son in Law can take me wherever you're going...Before you get there."
The Hulk: When I get angry, I turn into a giant green monster who smashes things.
Rory Williams: When I get mad, I very politely ask people if they want me to repeat the question.
RORY WILLIAMS: THE ONLY SUPERHERO YOU WILL EVER NEED.
If at first you don't succeed, your just not Rory Williams!
a mildly disgruntled Rory can cause the Doctor to regenerate
Rory Williams reguarly drowns fish
If you wake up in the morning, it means Rory Williams has let you live.
Rory Williams is the reason Waldo is in hiding.
Monsters check under their beds in case Rory Williams is waiting for them.
Rory Williams never reads any books--he looks at them and they give him the information he needs.
Rory Williams never follows protocol--protocol follows Rory Williams.
When God said "Let there be light--and Rory Williams," Rory Williams pushed Light out of the way.