What is the worst practical joke anyone has ever played on you?

Some idiotic "friend" of my brothers slipped a tab of acid in my fruit punch. I was 11 and ended up in the emergency room.

someone told me my shoe was untied

When somone put salt in the sugar bowl.

I changed the auto-correct in their MS Word so that everytime they typed their name, it added a little extra.

....... My brother did it to me in My pre teens, He pretended to have been murdered by strapping a large, thick bar of soap with a large kitchen knife embedded firmly into it, cutting a small slit in a fabric shirt, handle of the knife showing outside the shirt, and around the slit, a good amount of red ketchap to simulate blood, He waited for Me coming in from outdoors, sprawled belly down across one of Our kitchen chairs, I came in and suddenly I was scared to death, momentarily, of course My brother was laughing at My shocked state, I still remember it to this day, I really don't know why He wanted to shock Me so many years ago, obviously, My parents were not home..... a terrible practical joke, I never did anything back to Him either.........

Ok when I was 15 I was staying the night at a friends house. There was 3 of us and I fell asleep on the couch. I woke up in the middle of the night to warm liquid pouring on my face with my buddy jumping back zipping up his pants. They both ran off laughing as if he pissed on me. I was goin to pee all over them when they passed out but I couldn't stay awake. In the morning they showed me what they really did. He faked peeing on me while my other friend poured warm salt water on my cheek from behind. It was dark and I didnt see the other friend behind me. Funny part is if I would have stayed awake I really would have pissed on them! Lol

My girls telling me they were pregnant when they weren't.

A person told me a family member had died when they hadn't, I got the last laugh when I knocked them out...

Never got one pulled on me.

My ex-wife asked me to marry her and I said yes :)

Been there, done that and it is NEVER a good idea.

My parents told me when I got home from school that our car had been stole, and I freaked out because this was the second time someone stole our car. They took me to the garage and it turned out that my grandparents from CA were coming out of the driveway. >XO

Told me they loved me and strung me along for a very bumpy ride after which, they told me they hated me and never loved me at all >.> Got to love women O.o

I faked my death n had cops tell my parents i was dead

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that's horrible hehe I did the same thing to my sister she was so devastated.

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My Boyf Breaking Up With Me!!:P

my idiot ex best friend said he liked my gf that way oh I wanted to kill him.