What Is the Worst or Funniest Date You Ever Had?
Jim in SC
2012/06/19 17:06:47
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Top Opinion
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Don Leuty 2012/06/20 06:33:42It was this...
+10Fantastic brunette. Tried for months. New sports car. Top down, dinner and drinks. (Oops, low alcohol tolerance). Had really great evening, pulled up in driveway, she leans over and nuzzles my neck, and whispers, "I had a really great evening, RALPH." Barfed in my lap, all over the leather interior, then passes out. Minus 3 on a scale of 1 to 10.
My worst date? September 11, 2001. A date that will live on in infamy.
That was the day that the United States discovered that Radical Islamic Camel Jockey Ragheads really DID want to kill us all. That was the date that after ten years of imposing 'no fly' zones over Iraq, our own president imposed a no-fly zone over the entire U.S....grounding every aircraft in the sky for three days.
Yup, if I had to pick a bad date.... September 11, 2001 would be it.
STRIKE 1: I had to pay for everything. The tickets, the snacks, everything because he had no money.
STRIKE 2: He chose the movie that I made very clear that I absolutly did NOT want to see. We could see any other movie but that one. He didn't care about how I felt. :(
STRIKE 3: He wasn't even paying attention to the movie that he picked! His cell phone started ringing in the middle of the movie and he actually answered it and started talking. RUDE!
STRIKE 4: He was talking so loud, and this girl sitting in front of us turned around and asked him really nicely if he could hang up the phone, and he said, "shut up bitch!" to her face! And I got a problem with a guy calling a girl a bitch.
STRIKE 5 and the last: He kept talking, and people started turning around and looking at us. So I said, "hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom." I got up and I left. I called my mom and she came to get me. This was a blind date from hell! LOL Take it ...
STRIKE 1: I had to pay for everything. The tickets, the snacks, everything because he had no money.
STRIKE 2: He chose the movie that I made very clear that I absolutly did NOT want to see. We could see any other movie but that one. He didn't care about how I felt. :(
STRIKE 3: He wasn't even paying attention to the movie that he picked! His cell phone started ringing in the middle of the movie and he actually answered it and started talking. RUDE!
STRIKE 4: He was talking so loud, and this girl sitting in front of us turned around and asked him really nicely if he could hang up the phone, and he said, "shut up bitch!" to her face! And I got a problem with a guy calling a girl a bitch.
STRIKE 5 and the last: He kept talking, and people started turning around and looking at us. So I said, "hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom." I got up and I left. I called my mom and she came to get me. This was a blind date from hell! LOL Take it from someone who knows. NEVER GO ON A BLIND DATE! Especially one that your ghetto uncle set you up with. I wish I would have listened to that red flag going off in my head when he even suggested that I'd go on a blind date. The End.
The story of my life.
Yeah, a lesson learned the hard way, I would put it. I'm now more careful when it comes to dating.
Another one was ; he asked me a date through his friends , took me to a restaurant & proposed me ! Did not see him again .
I COULD NOT WAIT to get home. And get this.. the guy tried to KISS me when we got home. Unbelievable. Later, another guy I liked came over and we went out bowling, passing the neighbor on the way out, while holding hands.. as the neighbor looked surprised. (I guess he thought we had a good date!) Oh, there's a second one: Another guy asked me out and we went to an Arcade where he sat, playing some "shooting game" the entire time.
Of course, both of these occurred when I was young and somewhat inexperienced. I otherwise had good dates with men who dressed well, took me nice places and treated me well.