What Is the Worst or Funniest Date You Ever Had?

by Jim in SC Posted 2012/06/19 17:06:47

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	It was this...	79 votes	48%
	Dating???? Who has time for a date?	45 votes	27%
	Undecided	13 votes	8%
	None of the above	28 votes	17%

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Don Leuty 2012/06/20 06:33:42

It was this...

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Fantastic brunette. Tried for months. New sports car. Top down, dinner and drinks. (Oops, low alcohol tolerance). Had really great evening, pulled up in driveway, she leans over and nuzzles my neck, and whispers, "I had a really great evening, RALPH." Barfed in my lap, all over the leather interior, then passes out. Minus 3 on a scale of 1 to 10.
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simplex5 2012/09/14 03:04:16

It was this...

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Bowling torment, my boyfriends asked me to get married on score board... five dozen roses followed..... Best day ever....

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Jim in SC to simplex5 2012/09/14 10:00:34

That is awesome! Congratulations. I assume you said "yes".

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Charis242 2012/06/30 18:54:26

It was this...

+1
Can't say for sure, too many to choose from...

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♥•judy•♥ 2012/06/22 19:06:08

It was this...

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WHEN HIS GIRL FRIEND CAME UP ON US BUT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT IM LIKE.....

AND I LEFT BOOM

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AmericanVirus 2012/06/22 14:23:18

None of the above

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I would say I've only ever been on one standard traditional date, and while it was good, it didn't turn out well for me in the end.

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Miss Bela Rae 2012/06/22 01:25:44

Dating???? Who has time for a date?

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I'm asexual.

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America... to Miss Be... 2012/06/22 14:33:19

Now that is a concept I've never quite been able to wrap my head around.
I know what it is, but I just can't understand it.

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Miss Be... to America... 2012/06/23 00:12:52

It just means I can't take people touching me in any form unless it's my mom or aunt or grandmother or some close family member like that. I don't want romance in my personal life. I hate romance. I just don't want romance for myself. I don't find anyone "cute" or "hot" or "sexy". It's like being gay and being attracted to the same gender. I'm just not attracted to anyone at all. Neither gender.

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America... to Miss Be... 2012/06/23 00:43:08

Like I said, I know what it is, I just can't really grasp the concept.

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Miss Be... to America... 2012/06/23 00:51:37

Oh. OK then.

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Eyes See Wide North 2012/06/21 22:34:49

None of the above

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Dont really do dates, when I have been with a girl long enough, I find time to give her a special treat.

But the whole American thing of dining for whining, is not present in my part of the world, we are much more casual about mating, were actually a lot better when it comes to treating women the right way too.

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alun.palmer 2012/06/21 20:56:17

It was this...

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The time a girl invited me to a party and she was the only person there

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Miss Sissa 2012/06/21 18:40:31

It was this...

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He wouldn't stop texting the entire time. It was irritating.

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tobe 2012/06/21 18:07:36

It was this...

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My one date with a super dependent chick. I don't wanta sound like a jerk but she would stand in front of a door and wait for me to open it, car doors and the restaurant. She point blank announced "i don't have a job because I'm an artist so you need to know right now i don't have any money" (i was happy to pay but found it funny how she blurted it out), she practically slammed a door in my face in a restaurant and then she (turned out to be a pill head) took a bunch of nerve pills and slurred the rest of the date. Then it started sleeting and I got stuck in her garage apartment that didn't have a door on the john. Believe me, no hanky panky, I was so ready to leave. lol

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Lili13 2012/06/21 17:36:20

It was this...

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The worst date i had was a year ago in December , he was suppose to meet me outside by my school waited there for 2 hours in the COLD and then he decides to call me and says sorry i cant make it i am out of town. [ dumped him right at that moment ]

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Cat Man 2012/06/21 06:10:58

It was this...

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I was on a date with this pretty blonde woman, and as a joke, I asked her: "What year(s) did the War of 1812 take place in?", fully expecting her to give me a look and answer correctly.

Her reply was: "1938?"

But she was pretty, sweet, kind, etc. so it was well worth going on a date with her.

I won't be choosing her as a partner in the Jeopardy tag team tournament anytime soon, but...

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Luxxie 2012/06/21 05:21:10

It was this...

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I went on a date with this huge guy, he was like twice my height lol and he was smoking cigarettes, releasing the smoke on me ! And everyone would look at us cause we were the weirdest couple there lol ! That was my first "weird" date ever..

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beach bum 2012/06/21 04:32:44

It was this...

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when i left my wallet at home

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Tentime... to beach bum 2012/06/21 19:05:29

+1
That must have been embarrassing

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beach bum to Tentime... 2012/06/22 09:09:49

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yeah, to make a long story short...i left a fancy watch as collateral...went home and grabbed the wallet...came back and paid....:-)

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Tentime... to beach bum 2012/06/22 21:38:09

+1
Nice improvising.

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beach bum to Tentime... 2012/06/23 01:23:54

+1
thanks. at least i did not have to wash dishes...lol

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Jim in SC to beach bum 2012/06/28 01:52:10

+1
That could be awkward. How'd the date turn out?

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beach bum to Jim in SC 2012/06/30 09:41:00

the date was cool with it, she was understanding and i refused for her to pay

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sammie 2012/06/21 02:54:22

It was this...

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It was wheny 1st bf and I went huntin with my family and when we were tryin to kill a deer he told my dad how do u works this and the time he fell out the the deer blind And when we slept in the tent he was so scared

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BobbyOdd 2012/06/20 21:47:32

It was this...

+6
I finally worked up the nerve and she said yes. I took her to a great movie. she had, popcorn, soda, and candy. then she wanted to go to an expensive restaraunt...so we did. she got the steak and lobster. then we had a drink at the bar where she saw a cute guy and 10 minutes later left with him. last date i ever had.

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Aly Hart to BobbyOdd 2012/06/21 02:42:52

+2
I'm sorry, that's horrible, but the way you narrated it makes it sound SO funny.

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Luxxie to BobbyOdd 2012/06/21 05:18:29

aww :(

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Terrie ... to BobbyOdd 2012/06/21 15:24:23

so sorry for you but why you spend so much money b4 really knowing her

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hannah to BobbyOdd 2012/06/21 16:20:17

woowww. well you can tell what kinda girl she is. USER with a capital "U"

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Tentime... to BobbyOdd 2012/06/21 19:06:34

That was so mean of her

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diana fuentes 2012/06/20 21:22:14

It was this...

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a guy invited me to the movies and when we got there he was waiting for me to pay the tickets??? i was like wtf right cus when someone invites you to the movie you expect for him to pay for you or at least for his own ticket right and i just walked away and he didnt even notice b/c he was in the bathroom! that was a really bad date lol smh

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rascal 2012/06/20 21:15:20

Dating???? Who has time for a date?

+1
too busy to date right now.

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BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/06/20 20:43:48

It was this...

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My grandmother set me up with her hairdresser. we doubled, my friend got the good looking one and I got the dog, went to one of the bars I frequent and every one kept wanting to know what was up, because I only dated good looking women. I told my grandmother the next time she did that, NOT TO!

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Jacker The Capper 2012/06/20 20:27:30

It was this...

+5
I spilled water on here and she laughed :D . I have been with her now for 2 years.

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tobe to Jacker ... 2012/06/21 18:10:19

sounds like a keeper lol :)

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Jacker ... to tobe 2012/06/21 21:31:07

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tobe to Jacker ... 2012/06/21 22:07:08

+1
I bet you do. Spill your drink on a girl and she laughs, you gotta hold on to that one.

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Jacker ... to tobe 2012/06/22 03:51:33

<3 . Ya, she already knew me before we were dating. Like we were just friends, so she kinda knew i was silly and kinda clumsy like that :)

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ElectricLadybug*SH07* 2012/06/20 19:13:55

It was this...

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A friend hooked me up with a co-worker..he said he was taking me to dinner..we had to take my car..he took off his shoes & put his feet on my dashboard & we went to Wendys for the 99 cent menu..needless to say the date was about as long as I took to go through the drive thru..

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