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What is the opposite of Bacon?

Bowman 2012/04/11 06:49:35
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  • Maria 2013/03/09 06:47:40
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    Maria
  • Bowman Maria 2013/03/09 06:54:52
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    You know what. I was thinking the same thing myself.
  • Maria Bowman 2013/03/09 07:40:41
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    Considering that pork is THE meatiest meat ever,I just thought what would be its' absolute opposite?Tofu won. :)
  • Steve J~PWCM~JLA 2012/04/12 14:09:31
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    Steve J~PWCM~JLA
  • POWERSHAKER 2012/04/12 05:17:35
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    POWERSHAKER
    I don't know. Hard to say. :)
  • JenSemPa 2012/04/12 05:15:54
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    Maybe eggs?
  • Lawnmowerman~PWCM~JLA 2012/04/12 04:17:06
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    Lawnmowerman~PWCM~JLA
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    Blasphemy!!
    Beware the Anti Bacon
  • mac9 2012/04/12 04:06:56
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    mac9
    Pig meat....MMMMMMM!
  • concerned dude 2012/04/12 02:41:15
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    bacon wrapped bacon
    bacon wrapped bacon
  • Alvin 2012/04/12 02:19:44
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    Alvin
    Shakespeare
  • Denny 2012/04/11 19:04:34
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    Denny
    Shakespere.
  • tooner259 2012/04/11 18:25:53
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    some kinda tofu crap.
  • Fran-Halen 2012/04/11 17:53:23
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    Fran-Halen
    Perish the thought !
  • Lover Boy 2012/04/11 15:40:32
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    Lover Boy
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    Nacob.
  • Pinball Wizard 2012/04/11 14:54:19
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    Pinball Wizard
    No Pork
  • metalmania17 2012/04/11 14:33:25
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    metalmania17
    It's wiggly bacon...
  • Morgan 2012/04/11 13:47:17
  • BrianD3 2012/04/11 12:35:57
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    BrianD3
  • Dave**Gay for Girls** 2012/04/11 12:15:21
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    Dave**Gay for Girls**
    Being healthy!
    low chloresterol
  • AM 2012/04/11 12:06:02
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    Health
  • Dave**G... AM 2012/04/11 12:15:55
    Dave**Gay for Girls**
    LOL, GM's!
  • Bowman AM 2012/04/11 15:40:20
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    Top 10 Reasons Bacon Is Actually HEALTHY For You!

    OK, well, the extremely biased opinions of the various “beef boards, fish factions, and chicken coalition’s” have had their free reign for the last 50 years, so I think it’s finally time to hear what the actual doctors, nutritionists, University studies and medical tests have to say on the matter of bacon’s nutritional benefits to our health.

    Here is a list of the Top 10 Reasons why bacon is actually healthy for you!

    Pork Powered Protein: The protein found in bacon is extremely valuable to maintaining our energy levels and a fully functioning, healthy body, with a minimum of those nasty, waist, thigh and butt expanding, fat building carbohydrates.

    Bacon’s Blood Balancing Bounty: Several university and medical center studies have shown that including bacon as a regular, moderate pat of one’s diet, actually naturally works to lower the bodies blood pressure and blood sugar levels, helping to prevent and / or alleviate the effects of diabetes, as well as heart disease, stroke and heart attack.

    Flushing Fat With Flavorful, Friendly Flesh: While people have heard horror stories for years that bacon is full of harmful fat and after all, if you are what you eat, who wants to be a PIG? But the facts are completely the opposite, as bacon hel...





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    Top 10 Reasons Bacon Is Actually HEALTHY For You!

    OK, well, the extremely biased opinions of the various “beef boards, fish factions, and chicken coalition’s” have had their free reign for the last 50 years, so I think it’s finally time to hear what the actual doctors, nutritionists, University studies and medical tests have to say on the matter of bacon’s nutritional benefits to our health.

    Here is a list of the Top 10 Reasons why bacon is actually healthy for you!

    Pork Powered Protein: The protein found in bacon is extremely valuable to maintaining our energy levels and a fully functioning, healthy body, with a minimum of those nasty, waist, thigh and butt expanding, fat building carbohydrates.

    Bacon’s Blood Balancing Bounty: Several university and medical center studies have shown that including bacon as a regular, moderate pat of one’s diet, actually naturally works to lower the bodies blood pressure and blood sugar levels, helping to prevent and / or alleviate the effects of diabetes, as well as heart disease, stroke and heart attack.

    Flushing Fat With Flavorful, Friendly Flesh: While people have heard horror stories for years that bacon is full of harmful fat and after all, if you are what you eat, who wants to be a PIG? But the facts are completely the opposite, as bacon helps to fully satiate our appetite with high protein / low carb energy, helping the body lose weight, raise one’s metabolism and build leaner, stronger muscles.

    Bacon actually has less total fat, saturated fat and cholesterol than many popular cuts of beef and chicken. While some fish has less fat and cholesterol than bacon, bacon has more protein power and does not contain toxins such mercury.

    Bacon’s Brain Building Business: Bacon is chock full of a very important nutrient called “choline,” which helps increase our intelligence and memory, from conception to Senior Status, and has been shown in University studies to help fight off the debilitating effects of Alzheimer’s Disease and other chronic mental impairments.

    Bacon Let’s You “Pig Out” On Essential Vitamins & Minerals: Bacon provides us with substantial amounts of the important, necessary vitamins and minerals our bodies need to function healthfully. From bacon, we receive: 65% of our Recommended Daily Intake of Thiamin (Vitamin B1) as well as 47% of our Niacin (Vitamin B3), 38% of our Vitamin B12, 36% of our Zinc, 24% of our Vitamin B6, 22% of our Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), 22% of our Phosphorus, 10% of our Pantothenate, 10% of our Magnesium, 9% of our Iron and the Protein to fat balance in bacon is actually 4 to 1, which is one of the highest protein to fat balances found in any meat, fish or fowl found on Earth.

    Effective Mood Elevator: Bacon makes you feel happy, satisfied, blissful, which greatly reduces stress in our lives and effectively relieves the negative effects of frustration, self deprivation and sense of lack in ones existence.

    Nitrates and Nitrites – Now Non-Issues: The fact is, while it is true that nitrates and nitrites are unhealthy for your body, what most pro -veggie, chicken and fish nutritionists fail to tell you is that you can easily avoid nitrates and nitrites by simply (A) not burning / charring / over cooking your bacon or by (B) Baking your bacon in the oven.

    Some people also choose to avoid nitrates and nitrites by (C) cooking their bacon in the microwave, however, some medical research shows a strong correlation between micro-waved proteins (all meats and proteins, from beef to fish, from cheese to eggs and even milk) and cancers caused by protein mutation under the conditions of microwave bombardment, so we recommend using the oven, 400 degrees, 8 to 10 minutes per side.

    P.S. if you always include some dairy and citrus in your bacon meal, the vitamins A, D and E work to effectively prevent conversion of “nitrates and nitrites into dangerously toxic “nitrosamines” in the stomach, rendering them harmless to the body.

    Bacon Power Now Expands To Our Vehicles and Industry: Yes, believe it or not, a company in The United Kingdom, TMI Foods has already successfully found a way to use bacon fat / grease to manufacture a powerful, low emission, minimal pollution, environmentally friend, all-natural, bio-diesel fuel that can be used to effectively and inexpensively run anything from motor vehicles to turbines and from the various engines of industry to illuminating and empowering generators. That’s right … Pig Power now also means “Power To The People!”

    Universally Beloved Flavor Enhancer: Because bacon tastes so amazingly awesome, we’re a LOT more willing to set many of our finicky ways aside to enthusiastically eat many of the boring, icky, lack-luster, “so called,” healthy, nutritious food items that are supposedly good for us, as long as they come wrapped in bacon or with lots of bacon bits broken up and served with or within them.

    While We Heart Bacon – Bacon Heart’s Your Heart: While people over the years have mistakenly made jokes about bacon being a leading contributor to heart disease, actually there are in fact, several studies that show that the Omega-3 Fatty Acids and “choline” found in bacon can actually protect the heart from developing detrimental problems, as well as actually help HEAL such anomalies, after they have occurred!

    Unlike the Omega-3 Fatty Acids supplements derived from fish sources, the one’s that come from bacon aren’t chock fully of poisonous mercury, like most of the popular fish oil versions are. So bacon Omega-3 can not only help prevent heart disease, as well as lower your cholesterol, reduce inflammation and improve circulation, but also help you to avoid mercury and other toxic poisons being regularly spewed in our planet’s oceans.
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  • cate 2012/04/11 12:04:11
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    cate
  • BrianD3 cate 2012/04/11 12:36:17
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    lol
  • Andy 2012/04/11 12:03:36
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    +1
    cardboard cardboard
  • Deborah 2012/04/11 09:17:42
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    +5
    Bac-off? (LOL)
  • humdrum 2012/04/11 08:06:26
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    +4
    No cab??? no cab
  • Bowman humdrum 2012/04/11 08:32:56
  • humdrum Bowman 2012/04/11 18:59:10
  • Bowman humdrum 2012/04/12 02:36:50
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    bacon delivery
    bacon delivery
  • Turings... Bowman 2012/04/12 05:13:03
    TuringsChild

    Bacon - The Other White Meat...?
  • Bali 2012/04/11 07:48:57
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    +1
    camel.
  • Fef 2012/04/11 07:10:47
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    Fef
    +3
    tofu
    tasteless, healthy. uncooked...
  • Bowman Fef 2012/04/11 07:40:12
    Bowman
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    You can grate it like cheese, it acts and looks like cheese but it won't melt. Worst grill cheese ever!
  • BrianD3 Fef 2012/04/11 12:38:26
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    +1
    just what I was thinking!! Bacon is proof that God loves us!
    god  bacon
  • Bowman BrianD3 2012/04/11 15:42:38
    Bowman
    Wasn't that a quote by Sir Francis Bacon? sir francis bacon
    Notice the bacon wrapped neck!

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