WHAT IS THE BEST ONE LINER THAT YOU HAVE EVER HEARD.
BIG BAD JOHN R.
2012/06/17 21:05:21
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with.
Bada boom barump bum...
"He's an ass, and you're an ass, because the ass doesn't fall far from the ass tree!"
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
"I'm so smart, I can't remember everything I know."