What If You Woke Up And Your Penis Was Gone?

ClockworkElf 2013/02/21 23:42:16
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  • an ashen jam 2013/07/20 14:36:49
    Never Had One
    an ashen jam
    I'm very confused. "My" penis is the one attached to my boyf, so if it was gone I'd just have to find a boyf with one still attached.
  • horny girl 2013/07/12 06:24:24
  • lolly 2013/07/06 19:00:19
  • Lilly 2013/05/28 21:38:16
    Honestly, I'd miss the big guy.
  • Bobby 48 2013/05/23 17:06:16 (edited)
  • glass 2013/05/19 09:19:40
    Never Had One
    i'd like to think that if i did have one and it was gone i'd think "wow! i can pee properly now without spraying and dripping all over the place", but i guess i'd be a man if i had one (lol) and a man wud think "omg i'm not a person anymore!"
  • tiffany 2013/03/18 03:02:17
    Never Had One
    well considering i dotn have one idk lol but if i did i would probly cry my eyeballs out then just be thankful i still had a toungue and hands lmao
  • Near 2013/02/26 03:07:41
  • Professor Wizard 2013/02/25 20:18:38
    Professor Wizard
    I would stop dating... which would save me on hell of a lot of money... and mental anguish... and it would allow me a whole lot more time to do other fun stuff.

    Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing!
  • Bonita Colley 2013/02/23 17:40:50
    Bonita Colley
    Then it would mean my hubby was gone! That would suck!
  • Manster 2013/02/23 17:21:31
    I'd think I suddenly woke up starring in the movie "Bad Biology",because that's what happens to the male protagonist of the film. His penis detaches itself and goes off on its own, leaving a trail of ravished women in its wake! bad biology
  • toni 2013/02/22 18:46:05
    I'd call his cell to ask where he was.
  • *SqU!R@L QuE3N* 2013/02/22 18:05:15
    Never Had One
    *SqU!R@L QuE3N*
    but if i did and it was gone when i woke up i would be like "WTF where the f*** did it go?!" lol
  • Hakking 2013/02/22 14:28:30
  • Fran-Halen 2013/02/22 13:40:43
    The damn Dick Fairy better have left a huge wad of dough under my pillow !
  • David (oYo) 2013/02/22 11:47:57
  • David (... David (... 2013/02/22 12:14:12
  • Crime Time 2013/02/22 09:16:19
  • freakoutnow... cuz mom's here 2013/02/22 08:05:37
    Never Had One
    freakoutnow... cuz mom's here
    So it wouldn't matter to me anyways.
  • ¤Creepy Lumberjack¤ >-QC-< 2013/02/22 06:46:45
    ¤Creepy Lumberjack¤ >-QC-<
    This is a weird question lol
  • La 2013/02/22 04:34:48
    Never Had One
  • ❦♚Miranda♚❧ 2013/02/22 04:25:37
    Never Had One
    But if I did, I would name it Bob
  • David (... ❦♚Miran... 2013/02/22 11:50:29
  • SlimPickings 2013/02/22 03:25:28
    Go back to sleep and try to find it...i guess.
  • Phil 2013/02/22 02:41:34
    Life would just not be the same.
  • questionsparks 2013/02/22 02:26:03
    Wouldn't make much of a difference to me.
  • T. James H 2013/02/22 02:19:53
  • LayLady 2013/02/22 01:54:33
    I would finally be a girl
  • Super ludum 2013/02/22 01:42:10
  • Katfish 2013/02/22 01:37:22
    Not much to live for after that.
  • Anonymouse ~superdoge~ 2013/02/22 01:23:49
    Anonymouse ~superdoge~
    Naturally, I would be distraught.
  • I NEED A HORSE 2013/02/22 01:19:05
  • kurtanderson1 2013/02/22 01:04:07
    I would have brilliant surgeons replace it with a horse cock so I could become a porn star...
    stud horse
  • cyborg48 2013/02/22 00:54:58
    Never Had One
    on the opposite i want to wake up and find one
  • Clockwo... cyborg48 2013/02/22 01:27:25
  • Haole 2013/02/22 00:50:24
    I'd be asking a lot of angry questions.
  • Airwool 2013/02/22 00:47:35
    Hey How Did You Know?
    I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
    It makes me feel like less of a man,
    and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
    After a few hours of searching the house,
    and calling everyone I could think of,
    I was starting to get very depressed,
    so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
    Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
    where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
    I saw my penis lying on a blanket
    next to a broken toaster oven.
    Some guy was selling it.
    I had to buy it off him.
    He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
    I took it home, washed it off,
    and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
    People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
    but I don't know.
    Even though sometimes it's a pain in the butt,
    I like having a detachable penis.
  • Clockwo... Airwool 2013/02/22 00:51:28
  • Haole Airwool 2013/02/22 00:53:31
    detachable penis reemerges it's been a while since I heard that.
  • Anonymo... Airwool 2013/02/22 01:26:07
    Anonymouse ~superdoge~
    How did it end up there? Was it stolen? Lol

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