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What GUYS shouldn't say when trying to hit on LADIES.

Elisa ✦ Knockout™ 2012/08/19 14:14:11
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For starters "You have pretty boobs" is instant rejection(unless you're a Stripper, Pornstar, Prostitute or a Skank(SLUT)..) and possibly a smack in the face or kicked in the balls.

Help me out ladies tell they guys what not to say .laughing smiley
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  • .: LiVi :. 2012/08/19 14:34:44
    .: LiVi :.
    +5
    Don't say anything other than your own true, original thoughts. Any compliment if said sincerely is better than a cheasy, rehearsed pick up line

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  • Mark Mercer 2012/08/24 02:17:17
    Mark Mercer
    If a person were to dress like a lady, the 'boobs' might not be 'waving in the wind'....and striking another person....they should be allowed to defend themselves. Don't pick a fight out of your weight class.
  • Shaheen 2012/08/23 08:32:57
    Shaheen
    just be honest
  • Captain-Morgan 2012/08/22 11:44:09
    Captain-Morgan
    LMAO.... WHY TELL THEM A THING.... STUPID IS, AS STUPID DOES...... LET THEM SPEND THEIR LIFE TIPPING STRIPPERS, PAYING PROSTITUTES, OR IN THE CLOSET WITH THEIR BEST FIVE FINGER FRIEND.. BREED UP LADIES... DOWN BREED DOWN...
  • Elz 2012/08/20 20:39:29
  • Paul 2012/08/20 19:30:19
    Paul
    Hope your as good in bed as your mom was
  • ★misfit★ 2012/08/20 03:07:32
    ★misfit★
    Anything overtly sexual, dishonest, or rehearsed-sounding. So basically no pickup lines at all. Just talk to her like a human being and be clear with your intentions but not pushy. A little awkward is better than suspiciously smooth, at least to me.
  • Phil 2012/08/20 00:09:43
    Phil
    Your ass and my face have to meet
  • ttfndude 2012/08/19 20:04:30
    ttfndude
    howabout ......"wanna breed?"
  • Shawna 2012/08/19 18:27:07
    Shawna
    +2
    There isn't a right thing to say, only wrong things. Smile, say hi and if you look a little nervous she will probably be flattered so don't worry. Be yourself and make normal conversation. If you aren't her type and she lets you know this, don't sweat it. You want someone who likes you for who you are, not who you are able to pretend to be. Unless of course, you are simply looking to get laid. Then you have to find one who is looking for the same and if she is she doesn't really care what you say since she doesn't intend to have a relationship with you.
  • jc 2012/08/19 17:39:55
    jc
    Honestly don't know.Everything I've said always went over well.
  • Jackal 2012/08/19 17:03:20
  • Elisa ✦... Jackal 2012/08/19 17:13:24
    Elisa ✦ Knockout™
    +1
    Lol that was awesome thanks for the video:)
  • Tastentier 2012/08/19 16:59:06
    Tastentier
    +1
    Your eyes are as blue as... I mean brown! Your eyes are as brown as... erm...
  • adamlad 2012/08/19 16:46:49
    adamlad
    +1
    you remind me so much of my ex wife gf etc, or mother.
  • JOMO 2012/08/19 16:13:08
    JOMO
    +1
    YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT PLENTY OF MILK Mmmmmm...! LOL
  • BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/08/19 16:11:39
    BIG BAD JOHN R.
    Hey Barbie, my dog can kiss better than you do.
  • BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/08/19 16:09:28
    BIG BAD JOHN R.
    +1
    Hey, you remind me of my mother.
  • Crispy 2012/08/19 15:39:25
    Crispy
    +1
    i work at a gas station and we have a regualr who the other night started trying to get me to touch him and kiss him and made very unwanted sexual comments and advances. Dont try to get a girl by being over bearing. Cheesy pick up lines dont work. Being perverted dont work. Most of us girls want a loving,honest, sweet man. But sadly its hard to find those.
  • Tamara McMillan 2012/08/19 15:17:10
    Tamara McMillan
    +2
    Oh, and GUYS. . when you are giving out THE LINE make sure your well rehearsed Pick up line given is NOT in earshot range of the woman you just used it on beforehand. I recall one guy practically going down the length of our local bar with the same line to every attractive lady there. Not good.
  • Tamara McMillan 2012/08/19 15:13:04
    Tamara McMillan
    +1
    Not to say. . . You have a pretty mouth (Now I have not read other responses so if someone already listed this I am not meaning to steal lines!)
  • Jenni 2012/08/19 15:05:33
    Jenni
    +2
    Hey are you straight? lol.
  • Tommy 2012/08/19 14:35:57
    Tommy
    +3
    Okay, how about "Your boobs are rather droopy and saggy"? Is that any better?
  • Shawna Tommy 2012/08/19 18:21:28
    Shawna
    +1
    If you like getting slapped it might be. ;-)
  • .: LiVi :. 2012/08/19 14:34:44
    .: LiVi :.
    +5
    Don't say anything other than your own true, original thoughts. Any compliment if said sincerely is better than a cheasy, rehearsed pick up line
  • Tommy .: LiVi :. 2012/08/19 14:59:36
    Tommy
    +3
    ummm... like "what's a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?"? Pretty cheesy, huh? ;-)
  • .: LiVi :. Tommy 2012/08/19 21:19:06
    .: LiVi :.
    Well if it's meant sincerely as your honest thoughts then it wouldnt be cheesy :)
  • Mel the Witch POTL PWCM~JLA 2012/08/19 14:28:14
    Mel the Witch POTL PWCM~JLA
    +5
    Spare me the Tough Guy Bad Boy act. Make me laugh, you might have a chance
  • Elisa ✦... Mel the... 2012/08/19 14:31:48
    Elisa ✦ Knockout™
    +1
    lol yeppers :p
  • Kat ♪ ~BTO-t-BCRA-F~ ♪ 2012/08/19 14:19:19
    Kat ♪ ~BTO-t-BCRA-F~ ♪
    +5
    Any reference to body parts tells me the only thing they're after.
  • Elisa ✦... Kat ♪ ~... 2012/08/19 14:32:01
    Elisa ✦ Knockout™
    +3
    Totally. :)
  • Tommy Kat ♪ ~... 2012/08/19 14:33:41
    Tommy
    +3
    Like Burke and Hare?

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