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What Fictional Serial Killer Would Be Most 'Useful' in Real Life?

Melizmatic 2012/05/29 18:52:32
Dexter Morgan, the Bay Harbor Butcher...
Hannibal "the Cannibal" Lecter...
Patrick Bateman, American Psycho...
Some Other Psychopath...
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So in a slightly morbid twist today, I'd like you to indulge the darker part of your imaginations, for a just a little while.

If it were possible to have one fictional serial killer 'come to life', who would you choose, and why?

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Personally' it's a hard choice between my two favorite fictional psychos; Dexter Morgan and Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

Now aside from the obvious physical appeal, Dexter is a good choice because despite being a murderer, he's still somewhat of an anti-hero; he has a methodical "code" that he adheres to, and he only kills other serial killers, thereby (theoretically) making society better.

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On the other hand; Hannibal is wicked smart, analytical and highly intuitive & resourceful, with a penchant for killing and eating "the rude," (a habit one can almost understand when someone cuts you off in traffic nearly causing an accident.)

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So lets hear it; who's your pick for most 'valuable' lunatic?

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  • One.Lovefurever 2012/10/04 17:39:29
    Dexter Morgan, the Bay Harbor Butcher...
    One.Lovefurever
    I'm gonna have to go with dexter, as much as he fakes the emotions to pull of a normal family guy i applaud that. in the show he doesnt crack under pressure.. he stay cool calm and collective. The blood splatter analyst job is perfect for his identity.
  • Michael McFascist 2012/06/24 02:20:58
    Some Other Psychopath...
    Michael McFascist
    my favorite fictional madman is Moravagine...I don't know how useful to the world he would or could have been but he did at least save one 'real' person's life.
  • Binker 2012/06/01 05:35:29
    Dexter Morgan, the Bay Harbor Butcher...
    Binker
    Hannibal kindof already exists in the world today so Dexter and his codes would be a great addition to real lifeness
  • ♌βļąƈʞƦơșƐ3033♌ 2012/05/30 18:58:18
  • Melizmatic ♌βļąƈʞƦ... 2012/05/30 19:27:13
    Melizmatic
    +1
    Boo.

    There are plenty of those in real life.
  • Bronar 2012/05/30 17:13:18
    Dexter Morgan, the Bay Harbor Butcher...
    Bronar
    +1
    I have a man crush on Dexter and I am willing to admit it, just don't tell anyone else.
  • ally 2012/05/30 15:57:10 (edited)
    Dexter Morgan, the Bay Harbor Butcher...
    ally
    +2
    He's the type of vigilante we need- no court sytems to go through and will save the taxpayers' money. I serial killer I can relate to!
    dexter avenging angel
  • Chris- Demon of the PHAET 2012/05/30 15:53:34
    Dexter Morgan, the Bay Harbor Butcher...
    Chris- Demon of the PHAET
    +2
    LOL...what a question!
    I guess I would choose Dexter, for the obvious reasons.
  • Melizmatic Chris- ... 2012/05/30 15:59:51
    Melizmatic
    +2
    I have my 'darkling' moments, for sure...

    *lolz
  • Chris- ... Melizmatic 2012/05/30 16:02:35
    Chris- Demon of the PHAET
    +2
    Apparently. lol... ;-)
  • Melizmatic Chris- ... 2012/05/30 16:07:18
    Melizmatic
    +1
    Strange thoughts; I thinkz them.

    *lolz
  • Chris- ... Melizmatic 2012/05/30 16:12:07
    Chris- Demon of the PHAET
    +1
    Don't we all.
    devil
  • Melizmatic Chris- ... 2012/05/30 16:13:32
    Melizmatic
    +1
    Trippy pic; I like it.
  • Chris- ... Melizmatic 2012/05/30 18:52:09
    Chris- Demon of the PHAET
    +1
    It actually kind of looks like me which is disturbing. :-)
  • Melizmatic Chris- ... 2012/05/30 18:53:15
    Melizmatic
    +1
    *lolz!
  • vampire_lord 2012/05/30 06:18:24
    Some Other Psychopath...
    vampire_lord
    does ridley scott's alien count? if not the joker
  • beach bum 2012/05/30 03:43:35
    Hannibal "the Cannibal" Lecter...
    beach bum
    +1
    hannibal
  • lucythetooth 2012/05/30 01:14:15
    Dexter Morgan, the Bay Harbor Butcher...
    lucythetooth
    +2
    Every town needs a Dexter.
  • Lulu's Mom 2012/05/30 01:03:12
    Dexter Morgan, the Bay Harbor Butcher...
    Lulu's Mom
    +3
    Cuz he kills bad people.
  • Shadow 2012/05/30 00:10:41
    Some Other Psychopath...
    Shadow
    Anime murderers are the scariest... very fictional, but very scary.
    barry the chopper anime murderer
  • PsychoxAngel 2012/05/29 23:29:40
    Some Other Psychopath...
    PsychoxAngel
    Jigsaw jigsaw

    ~how much blood will you shed to stay alive
  • Melizmatic Psychox... 2012/05/30 01:19:58
    Melizmatic
    +2
    I'll ask again;

    What useful purpose to society would he serve?
  • Psychox... Melizmatic 2012/05/30 01:28:55
    PsychoxAngel
    by helping uderstand that everyone has purpose in life and not wast it away but putting them threw tast
  • Melizmatic Psychox... 2012/05/30 01:39:43
  • Psychox... Melizmatic 2012/05/30 01:46:45
    PsychoxAngel
    -_- have you seen the saw moves?
  • Latti I... Psychox... 2012/05/30 01:51:35
    Latti Ice Ganga Gangsta of PHAET
    +1
    Yes and he killed innocent people carelessly as well. He was one of those serial killers who thought he was helping people in his own twisted way, but wasn't lol.
  • Psychox... Latti I... 2012/05/30 01:57:20
    PsychoxAngel
    +1
    I guess I put a little to much though into when I watch the moives. what I got from it was if you don't treasure you life why should you live that why he put them threw test to see if they deserve a second chance. I really do think he would help if he was less crazy
  • Melizmatic Psychox... 2012/05/30 01:58:04
    Melizmatic
    +2
    Movie?

    Yes, I saw up to number 4 before the endless repetition was too much to bear.

    Nevertheless, Jigsaw's "motivation" behind his killings were basically the equivalent of an adult temper tantrum on a heroin & crack cocktail.

    Rather than try to be productive or enjoy what time he had left to live, instead Jigsaw became the ultimate 'bitter bitch', and all for naught.

    People either appreciate their lives, or they don't; but no one can torture anyone into caring.
  • Psychox... Melizmatic 2012/05/30 02:09:46
    PsychoxAngel
    yes sorry for my bad spelling being disleksai dosn't realy help lol.

    never really looked at in that way. The why I looked at it was if you could survive his tast then you were giveing a second chase
  • Latti I... Melizmatic 2012/05/30 01:50:33
  • Maddog 2012/05/29 23:26:10
    Dexter Morgan, the Bay Harbor Butcher...
    Maddog
    +1
    Dexter Morgan, of course! He's just takin' out the trash! Don't we all wish we could do that?
  • Ruby Dear - The Fangirl of ... 2012/05/29 22:18:27
    Some Other Psychopath...
    Ruby Dear - The Fangirl of PHAET
    +3
    light death note

    Dexter's just a ripoff of Light IMHO.

    If I had to choose a serial killer, I'd rather one that goes after the unpunished wicked. And since he doesn't have to physically kill them, he's basically untraceable.
  • Melizmatic Ruby De... 2012/05/29 22:48:07
    Melizmatic
    +2
    "Light?"
  • Ruby De... Melizmatic 2012/05/30 01:11:00
    Ruby Dear - The Fangirl of PHAET
    +2
    Death Note. It's a Manga/Anime/Film series. Light is the antagonist. He uses a magical journal called a Death Note to kill criminals who go unpunished by the system.
  • Latti Ice Ganga Gangsta of ... 2012/05/29 22:14:24
    Dexter Morgan, the Bay Harbor Butcher...
    Latti Ice Ganga Gangsta of PHAET
    +4
    Dexter is the good type of serial killer lol; the one that makes it safe for you to sleep at night.

    dexter dexter gif dexter gif dexter gif
  • Melizmatic Latti I... 2012/05/29 22:17:35
    Melizmatic
    +3
    Aside from the sexiness that IS Michael C Hall, I have to agree that he would be more 'predictable' than Hannibal.

    Hell, Hannibal might kill a person for not not being talented enough, a`la the Phil Harmonic musician he murdered... then served him as an entree to the patrons of the orchestra...
  • Latti I... Melizmatic 2012/05/29 22:46:00
    Latti Ice Ganga Gangsta of PHAET
    +2
    Exactly lol; Hannibal doesn't seem to have as much control as Dexter.
  • Melizmatic Latti I... 2012/05/29 22:48:28
    Melizmatic
    +2
    Not when it counts, nope.
  • bags the Indigenous Guru 2012/05/29 22:10:59
    Dexter Morgan, the Bay Harbor Butcher...
    bags the Indigenous Guru
    +2
    Dexter, who channels his vicious urges into 'appropriate' channels with 'approved' targets. What would be more useful than a serial killer that only kills serial killers?
  • Melizmatic bags th... 2012/05/29 22:18:27
    Melizmatic
    +3
    An indestructible car that fixes itself?

    Christine chevy

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