What do you think about this? The next time you are unhappy and/or think the world is against you, you might remember this:

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold, he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to the earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleaned away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

The story contains three morals:

1. Everyone who shi!s on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2. Everyone who gets you out of the shi! is not necessarily your friend.

3. If you are warm and happy in a pile of shi!, keep your mouth shut!