What can you do when you break out your flute but signal your friends with a stoner solute?

by Cunning Stunts Posted 2012/08/21 17:47:36

Related Topics: Friends, Weed, Friend, Watch, Chair, WTF, Insect, Smell, Insects, Wallet, Interpret, Time

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		Watch blades of grass grow as I contemplate MacGyver tactics to reach the snackies without getting out of my chair
		Stare at the wall as 2 flies f*** and ponder visually how insects gradually evolved into mamals
		WTF are you on about?
		Something else of substance (interpret as you wish).

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	Watch blades of grass grow as I contemplate MacGyver tactics to reach the snackies without getting out of my chair	2 votes	67%
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	WTF are you on about?	1 vote	33%
	Something else of substance (interpret as you wish).	0 votes	0%

I've given up weed but i'm still a stoner,
Your nonsense when high will still give me a b***er.
Aloof in digressions that fade past the edge
I still like the smell as you chop at your hedge.

My memory constant as it don't exist
From years of hard partying I couldn't resist
So next time you ask if I have seen you wallet
look under the couch cause I don't know where you put it.

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YepIDidItSo 2012/08/21 22:18:45

Watch blades of grass grow as I contemplate MacGyver tactics to reach the sna...

and it works. I did it.

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Cunning Stunts 2012/08/21 17:50:13

Watch blades of grass grow as I contemplate MacGyver tactics to reach the sna...

All one needs to gain self taught engineering skills is to employ stoner logic.

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