WHAT A PERFECT WOMAN WOULD SAY! >_<
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* Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
* I'm bored. Let's shave my kitty, you big lion king!
* Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a
few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
* God..if I don't get to have sex with you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
* You're so sexy when you're hungover.
* I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
* Let's subscribe to Hustler.
* Would you like to watch me and my girlfriend?
* Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's bodies.
* I'll be out painting the house.
* I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
* Honey, our new neighbor's wife is nude sunbathing again, come see!
* I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
* No, no ... I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
* Your mother did a great job raising you.
* Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
* I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
* Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
* Not the mall again! Come on let's go to that new strip joint!
* Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
* You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
* That was a great fart! Do another one!
* I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you...
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