WATCH > Ultimate Treadmill Fails Compilation: Epic or Ouch?

I know that there are lots of Treadmill stories that are “running around” but I think that mine is the best; all because it is about me. Ha! I was in the office and I felt pains in my chest and ringing in my ears. I went to the nurse and she panicked when she took by blood-pressure and listened to my heartbeat. Immediately an emergency wagon was summoned and I was quickly taken over to Kaiser Hospital. They Kaiser staff was sort of “out of it” and they didn’t really care about receiving any patients that day, as it is San Francisco, and who is supposed to care? . . . Later, the Captain of the Emergency Team informed me that in his 17-years of experience he never saw a patient who had the kind of erratically wild & crazy heartbeat that I had that day. Everyone really panicked, indeed!! Anyway, following a short one-hour rest, the team of derelicts and imbeciles at Kaiser stuck me on a treadmill. It seems that they got my chart mixed up with some other patient in another ward, somewhere. Who knows? Well, that is one place that I did not belong . . . On the Treadmill. After they discovered what they did wrong, they apologized for their mistake. I did pretty good. Needless to say, my wife kicked ass and took names on the entire Kaiser Hospital that day and they shut up like a clam; as they were so afraid that we were going to sue the hell out of them for malpractice. Anyway, I did pretty good, as far as the test results indicated. I got up to 60 MPH or some such. Ha! As I look back on it, I could have died. If there was one patient in the world who should not have been on a Treadmill, it was me. But still, as I look back on it, it was funny.