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  • boltfox20 2011/11/22 14:20:01 (edited)
    Zombies
    boltfox20
    +8
    Think about it. How many times have you seen a book written about the Vampire Apocalypse? I know I haven't seen any. How many times have Vampires been introduced into games, movies, and books over Zombies? How many times have you seen an entire planet of Vampires uniting as one to take down the living?

    Let's create a fight situation. All that is left on the entire planet is Vampires and Zombies.

    Vampire's main attack: Sucking blood.
    Zombie's main attack: Eating flesh, particularly favoring the brain.

    Vampire's secondary attack: Strong physical attacks.
    Zombie's secondary attack: Swarming.

    Vampires create groups. These groups tend to war more often than not.
    Zombies work in hordes. They don't care who they are with.

    Vampires must drink blood to survive or otherwise consume resources.
    Zombies don't need anything, they just have an insatiable craving to eat flesh.

    Vampires must return to a dark area every morning.
    Zombies can shamble around at any time of day.

    Vampires have human levels of intelligence.
    Zombies have a one-track mind.

    Vampires must feed or mate to make more of their kind.
    Zombies make more just by killing.

    Let's recap:

    Vampires must consume blood or something similar to survive, so much so that they tend to use their great strength and limited time at night dedicated to gathering ...





    Think about it. How many times have you seen a book written about the Vampire Apocalypse? I know I haven't seen any. How many times have Vampires been introduced into games, movies, and books over Zombies? How many times have you seen an entire planet of Vampires uniting as one to take down the living?

    Let's create a fight situation. All that is left on the entire planet is Vampires and Zombies.

    Vampire's main attack: Sucking blood.
    Zombie's main attack: Eating flesh, particularly favoring the brain.

    Vampire's secondary attack: Strong physical attacks.
    Zombie's secondary attack: Swarming.

    Vampires create groups. These groups tend to war more often than not.
    Zombies work in hordes. They don't care who they are with.

    Vampires must drink blood to survive or otherwise consume resources.
    Zombies don't need anything, they just have an insatiable craving to eat flesh.

    Vampires must return to a dark area every morning.
    Zombies can shamble around at any time of day.

    Vampires have human levels of intelligence.
    Zombies have a one-track mind.

    Vampires must feed or mate to make more of their kind.
    Zombies make more just by killing.

    Let's recap:

    Vampires must consume blood or something similar to survive, so much so that they tend to use their great strength and limited time at night dedicated to gathering food. They tend to form small groups or 'families' and refuse to work with other groups due to a lack of trust.

    Zombies don't need anything to survive but enjoy eating flesh of any kind. They are constantly active, never sleeping or taking breaks and they always work together, mostly because they can't even tell the others exist when living flesh is near.

    The only advantage the Vampires have over the Zombies is their intelligence, and that isn't much of an advantage when every time a Vampire is killed they become a new Zombie.

    Let's face it, Zombies would win, hands down. It might take a while, but it will happen. The only chance Vampires would have is if they managed to escape from the Zombies, leaving them alone on the planet with nothing to eat. And even then they wouldn't have won, they would have forfeited.
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  • craxynish 2011/11/22 17:23:17
    Vampires
    craxynish
    questions is , blood or meat?
  • Son of Furious 2011/11/22 17:22:34
    Zombies
    Son of Furious
    +5
    Clearly the people who voted vampire have never seen The Walking Dead. The Walking Dead amc
  • GoatHorns Son of ... 2011/11/22 17:52:22
    GoatHorns
    true, they're probably just not allowed to stay up that late (it's a school night)
  • angel_c... Son of ... 2011/11/22 18:04:23
    angel_cierra
    +1
    Or maybe they just like vampires? o.O
  • Vampire... angel_c... 2011/11/23 03:16:40
    VampireKisses<3
    +1
    Right? Lol. vampires are people who can actually think and give you a good story. Zombie's are rotting things that just kill.
  • melody_K Son of ... 2011/11/22 19:08:09
    melody_K
    +1
    Love this show!
  • Son of ... melody_K 2011/11/24 04:29:26
    Son of Furious
    +1
    Action, suspense, drama, this show is the whole package.
  • Neon_Flame 2011/11/22 17:17:32
    Vampires
    Neon_Flame
    I'd rather be attacked by a vampire than a zombie...
  • Chris~BN-2.Just here to hav... 2011/11/22 17:13:45
    Zombies
    Chris~BN-2.Just here to have fun
    Zombies have the benefit of sheer number, they aren't hindered by social hierarchy, and their infection is spread infinitely faster than the time it takes for vampires to make more of their kind. In the end, zombies would even eat vampires, so yeah, zombies are infinitely better.
  • Abbie 2011/11/22 16:51:48
    Zombies
    Abbie
    no cares, now worries, just BRAINS!!!
  • DANNY_B0i♛ 2011/11/22 16:51:01
    Vampires
    DANNY_B0i♛
    I'd rather be immortal and drink blood then eat brains and possibly die all over again by being shot in the head.
  • Mr.Hoodz the Truth Troll 2011/11/22 16:39:05
    Zombies
    Mr.Hoodz the Truth Troll
    +1
    Zombies are much more fun. Plus I can pick them out the crowd.
  • *Mahogany Goddess of P.H.A.E.T 2011/11/22 16:37:11
    Vampires
    *Mahogany Goddess of P.H.A.E.T
  • *Mahoga... *Mahoga... 2011/11/22 16:41:14
  • Vampires
    (▪‿▪)DoctorWhoGuru(▪‿▪)
    I love zombies I like vampires too.
    zombies gif zombies gif love zombies vampires love zombies vampires
  • emobitch (▪‿▪)Do... 2011/11/22 16:34:56
    emobitch
    +1
    lolz i love the pics!!!!
  • glass_butterfly ~YSU~ 2011/11/22 16:26:11
  • Tresa 2011/11/22 16:16:02
    Zombies
    Tresa
    +3
    Will vampires turn into vampire zombies if they drink infected zombie blood? We're doomed.
  • glasspixel 2011/11/22 16:15:21
    Zombies
    glasspixel
    +2
    Zombies all the way!
  • Dawayne 2011/11/22 16:13:24
    Vampires
    Dawayne
    +1
    i say vampires they are way coolereeeerrererer that zombies vampires
  • apachehellfire65 2011/11/22 16:12:06
    Vampires
    apachehellfire65
    vampires or zombies what?
  • AmberA 2011/11/22 16:10:12
    Vampires
    AmberA
    +1
    The mythos behind the vampire is much more interesting than the mythos behind zombies. I like both, but I prefer vampires. There's something to be said for those on the fringes of society that can pass among us without much notice or fear but can simultaneously seduce and destroy us. It plays on society's fears of the beautiful and dark stranger.
  • GLaDOS 2011/11/22 16:07:25
    Zombies
    GLaDOS
    +1
    NEITHER! Actually..LICHES!
    liches
  • TH_lover 2011/11/22 16:07:02
    Vampires
    TH_lover
    +1
    I'm going with the classic Vampires. I mean they just clean up WAY better! They can be messy, but when it comes time to meet the fam/friends, at least they will glamour them before trying to taking a bite. With a zombie they will just come rite in and start trying to get at grandma's brain. And that's no way to start an evening...I mean how do u get the convo back from that!??? LOL...XD *IDK wat I'm sayin*
  • emobitch 2011/11/22 15:59:28
    Vampires
    emobitch
  • RIP Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan 2011/11/22 15:58:49 (edited)
    Zombies
    RIP Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan
    +2
    honestly i think they both are awesome but zombies will win no matter wat..

    walking dead vampires
  • restlessheartxo 2011/11/22 15:31:42
    Zombies
    restlessheartxo
    +2
    Zombies are awesome.
  • Paredesd12 2011/11/22 15:30:22
    Zombies
    Paredesd12
    +4
    Vampires be bitches. At least the ones nowadays.
  • Jessi Bryant 2011/11/22 15:19:50
    Vampires
    Jessi Bryant
    +1
    How about neither? i mean that would've been better, i hate sprikely fags, and i hate dead homos who just want brain because their to damn stupid to think of something else to say.
  • Ann 2011/11/22 15:04:35
    Zombies
    Ann
  • Cottonmouth 2011/11/22 15:04:12
    Zombies
    Cottonmouth
    +3
    dfdsfsfs
    Way hotter than vampires.
  • Aly Hart 2011/11/22 14:59:30
    Zombies
    Aly Hart
    +3
    It's funny to see them get killed when my little brother plays COD....and besides, they can dance.
    thriller
  • FeelHoo... Aly Hart 2011/11/22 17:07:38
    FeelHood H. Obama~BN28
    +1
    Let's sprinkle some curry on that:

  • Aly Hart FeelHoo... 2011/11/22 21:34:41
    Aly Hart
    +1
    LMAO. The very first time I saw that, it was only shown for a few seconds as a short clip- then I NEEDED to search for "Indian Thriller" to see the laughfest in all its glory.
  • sunshine 2011/11/22 14:37:26
    Vampires
    sunshine
    +1
    i diaries and love it, i think it is better than the twlight series,
  • Yoru Azenia 2011/11/22 14:23:00
    Zombies
    Yoru Azenia
    +1
    Vampires are better in film and novels (which I love) but Zombie are far supperior in the gaming world which I find myself delving into more so I chose Zombies
  • Shae 2011/11/22 14:20:39
    Vampires
    Shae
    +2
    I prefer.....

    eric true blood

    lestat

    louis  ann rice

    to....

  • TH_lover Shae 2011/11/22 16:08:56
    TH_lover
    +2
    I hear ya!! =D
  • boltfox20 2011/11/22 14:20:01 (edited)
    Zombies
    boltfox20
    +8
    Think about it. How many times have you seen a book written about the Vampire Apocalypse? I know I haven't seen any. How many times have Vampires been introduced into games, movies, and books over Zombies? How many times have you seen an entire planet of Vampires uniting as one to take down the living?

    Let's create a fight situation. All that is left on the entire planet is Vampires and Zombies.

    Vampire's main attack: Sucking blood.
    Zombie's main attack: Eating flesh, particularly favoring the brain.

    Vampire's secondary attack: Strong physical attacks.
    Zombie's secondary attack: Swarming.

    Vampires create groups. These groups tend to war more often than not.
    Zombies work in hordes. They don't care who they are with.

    Vampires must drink blood to survive or otherwise consume resources.
    Zombies don't need anything, they just have an insatiable craving to eat flesh.

    Vampires must return to a dark area every morning.
    Zombies can shamble around at any time of day.

    Vampires have human levels of intelligence.
    Zombies have a one-track mind.

    Vampires must feed or mate to make more of their kind.
    Zombies make more just by killing.

    Let's recap:

    Vampires must consume blood or something similar to survive, so much so that they tend to use their great strength and limited time at night dedicated to gathering ...





    Think about it. How many times have you seen a book written about the Vampire Apocalypse? I know I haven't seen any. How many times have Vampires been introduced into games, movies, and books over Zombies? How many times have you seen an entire planet of Vampires uniting as one to take down the living?

    Let's create a fight situation. All that is left on the entire planet is Vampires and Zombies.

    Vampire's main attack: Sucking blood.
    Zombie's main attack: Eating flesh, particularly favoring the brain.

    Vampire's secondary attack: Strong physical attacks.
    Zombie's secondary attack: Swarming.

    Vampires create groups. These groups tend to war more often than not.
    Zombies work in hordes. They don't care who they are with.

    Vampires must drink blood to survive or otherwise consume resources.
    Zombies don't need anything, they just have an insatiable craving to eat flesh.

    Vampires must return to a dark area every morning.
    Zombies can shamble around at any time of day.

    Vampires have human levels of intelligence.
    Zombies have a one-track mind.

    Vampires must feed or mate to make more of their kind.
    Zombies make more just by killing.

    Let's recap:

    Vampires must consume blood or something similar to survive, so much so that they tend to use their great strength and limited time at night dedicated to gathering food. They tend to form small groups or 'families' and refuse to work with other groups due to a lack of trust.

    Zombies don't need anything to survive but enjoy eating flesh of any kind. They are constantly active, never sleeping or taking breaks and they always work together, mostly because they can't even tell the others exist when living flesh is near.

    The only advantage the Vampires have over the Zombies is their intelligence, and that isn't much of an advantage when every time a Vampire is killed they become a new Zombie.

    Let's face it, Zombies would win, hands down. It might take a while, but it will happen. The only chance Vampires would have is if they managed to escape from the Zombies, leaving them alone on the planet with nothing to eat. And even then they wouldn't have won, they would have forfeited.
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  • meneope boltfox20 2011/11/22 18:07:53
    meneope
    hey what about SEX? do zombies have sex? or are they just disgusting castrated pigs trolling around town?

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