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The Big Question 2011/11/22 01:20:27
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  • boltfox20 2011/11/22 14:20:01 (edited)
    Zombies
    boltfox20
    +8
    Think about it. How many times have you seen a book written about the Vampire Apocalypse? I know I haven't seen any. How many times have Vampires been introduced into games, movies, and books over Zombies? How many times have you seen an entire planet of Vampires uniting as one to take down the living?

    Let's create a fight situation. All that is left on the entire planet is Vampires and Zombies.

    Vampire's main attack: Sucking blood.
    Zombie's main attack: Eating flesh, particularly favoring the brain.

    Vampire's secondary attack: Strong physical attacks.
    Zombie's secondary attack: Swarming.

    Vampires create groups. These groups tend to war more often than not.
    Zombies work in hordes. They don't care who they are with.

    Vampires must drink blood to survive or otherwise consume resources.
    Zombies don't need anything, they just have an insatiable craving to eat flesh.

    Vampires must return to a dark area every morning.
    Zombies can shamble around at any time of day.

    Vampires have human levels of intelligence.
    Zombies have a one-track mind.

    Vampires must feed or mate to make more of their kind.
    Zombies make more just by killing.

    Let's recap:

    Vampires must consume blood or something similar to survive, so much so that they tend to use their great strength and limited time at night dedicated to gathering ...





    Think about it. How many times have you seen a book written about the Vampire Apocalypse? I know I haven't seen any. How many times have Vampires been introduced into games, movies, and books over Zombies? How many times have you seen an entire planet of Vampires uniting as one to take down the living?

    Let's create a fight situation. All that is left on the entire planet is Vampires and Zombies.

    Vampire's main attack: Sucking blood.
    Zombie's main attack: Eating flesh, particularly favoring the brain.

    Vampire's secondary attack: Strong physical attacks.
    Zombie's secondary attack: Swarming.

    Vampires create groups. These groups tend to war more often than not.
    Zombies work in hordes. They don't care who they are with.

    Vampires must drink blood to survive or otherwise consume resources.
    Zombies don't need anything, they just have an insatiable craving to eat flesh.

    Vampires must return to a dark area every morning.
    Zombies can shamble around at any time of day.

    Vampires have human levels of intelligence.
    Zombies have a one-track mind.

    Vampires must feed or mate to make more of their kind.
    Zombies make more just by killing.

    Let's recap:

    Vampires must consume blood or something similar to survive, so much so that they tend to use their great strength and limited time at night dedicated to gathering food. They tend to form small groups or 'families' and refuse to work with other groups due to a lack of trust.

    Zombies don't need anything to survive but enjoy eating flesh of any kind. They are constantly active, never sleeping or taking breaks and they always work together, mostly because they can't even tell the others exist when living flesh is near.

    The only advantage the Vampires have over the Zombies is their intelligence, and that isn't much of an advantage when every time a Vampire is killed they become a new Zombie.

    Let's face it, Zombies would win, hands down. It might take a while, but it will happen. The only chance Vampires would have is if they managed to escape from the Zombies, leaving them alone on the planet with nothing to eat. And even then they wouldn't have won, they would have forfeited.
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  • CatX3 2011/12/05 07:45:12
  • Jane Constant 2011/12/05 05:02:50
    Zombies
    Jane Constant
    Some of my best friends are zombies!
  • craxynish Jane Co... 2011/12/09 16:13:03
    craxynish
    ya... we've all got zombies... my boyfriends one :P
  • Blondie:) 2011/12/02 20:43:52
    Vampires
    Blondie:)
    Id rather be a zombie, but Id rather have a Zombie attack on the world
  • Cain2012~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2011/11/27 20:05:35
    Vampires
    Cain2012~POTL~PWCM~JLA
    VAMPIRES!
  • Paige 2011/11/27 19:55:07
    Vampires
    Paige
    I say Vampires because zombies are just uglyy.! :P
  • Katie in Wonderland 2011/11/26 02:21:53
    Vampires
    Katie in Wonderland
    i would perfer to kill zombies. they digust me
  • Catalana 2011/11/26 02:06:57
    Vampires
    Catalana
    Vampires are cooler, have more complex natures and personalities while zombies are just straight losers
  • SebaTheSociallyAwkwardPenguin 2011/11/26 01:50:36
    Zombies
    SebaTheSociallyAwkwardPenguin
    +2
    vampires have been killed by Twilight, unfortunately
  • Katie i... SebaThe... 2011/11/26 02:23:11
    Katie in Wonderland
    +1
    i somewhat agree
  • SebaThe... Katie i... 2011/12/10 04:48:11
    SebaTheSociallyAwkwardPenguin
    +1
    haha :P
  • pipsy 2011/11/25 13:30:38
    Vampires
    pipsy
    +1
    y would you wanna be a dead guy walkin around tryin to eat brains all the time
    pointless
    not a big fan on twilight and in prefer wolves but this time vampires all the way
  • SovereignX 2011/11/24 05:59:14
    Vampires
    SovereignX
    +1
    w/ all the perks (superior strength as all)i can stay independent, no need to rely on a horde

    i already live the night life, dont go anywhere near crosses, dont mind the taste of blood, but still luv my garlic, lol
  • twilight fanatic 2011/11/23 16:07:34
    Vampires
    twilight fanatic
    i've always liked them better!!!
  • VampireKisses<3 2011/11/23 03:15:11
    Vampires
    VampireKisses<3
    I hate zombie's I always have. I find it so stupid to think of a rotting dead person as scary.At least vampires have personalities, are smart, and they could take down a zombie in a second. Zombie's have no mind therefore how can you truly be afraid of something that isn't strong and breaks apart easily. Get a freaking crow bar and knock off the freaking head. Vampire's can seduce and they are actually interesting, they actually make a good story instead of just blood and gore.
  • Fallschirmjager 2011/11/23 02:51:00
    Zombies
    Fallschirmjager
  • amanda 2011/11/23 02:43:06
    Vampires
    amanda
    You should really have an 'other' option. I would have chosen other because I like vombies. another way of saying both equally : )
  • YDG'n 2011/11/22 23:15:28
    Vampires
    YDG'n
    I dunno , they are both dead... ;)
  • AvaC 2011/11/22 20:38:54
    Vampires
    AvaC
    Don't really care for either but I'd quicker watch or read something about vampires than zombies.
  • Boris D. 2011/11/22 20:03:12 (edited)
    Vampires
    Boris D.
    Neither.





    Me.
    frankenstein
  • Astro-Boy PHAET 2011/11/22 19:59:46
    Vampires
    Astro-Boy PHAET
    I've always loved Vampire stories...though none of the trendy ones as of late. Anne Rice has done the best for my taste.
  • frozenKmadness 2011/11/22 19:55:56
    Vampires
    frozenKmadness
    Gentle dark creatures vs Dirty idiotic creatures?
  • jesusofsuburbia 2011/11/22 19:41:19
    Zombies
    jesusofsuburbia
    well neither. but zombies are awesome.
  • Ashlyna A. Albright 2011/11/22 19:39:23
    Vampires
    Ashlyna A. Albright
    ...zombies are scary.
  • Therrmos 2011/11/22 19:38:54
    Vampires
    Therrmos
    Not the glittery kind
  • LILY 2011/11/22 19:19:51
    Vampires
    LILY
    vampires suck me.... yummm lol
    zombies ewwww dont touch me .... gaggg
  • Moonbeams 2011/11/22 19:19:23
    Zombies
    Moonbeams
    Vampires, for the most part, are a classy kind of monster. Zombies (in numbers) are a diseased ridden plague -- Sounds tantalizing already! LOL
  • Oli 2011/11/22 19:17:03
    Vampires
    Oli
    How about humans....?
  • malicious mel 2011/11/22 19:13:25
    Zombies
    malicious mel
    zombies give better hugs <3 zombies
  • ParaTime♥ 2011/11/22 19:09:24
    Vampires
    ParaTime♥
  • melody_K 2011/11/22 19:08:27
    Zombies
    melody_K
    +1
    The Walking Dead. Enough said.
  • Feria~THEZombieSlayingB!tch... 2011/11/22 18:35:38
    Zombies
    Feria~THEZombieSlayingB!tch of PHAET!~Badass Incarnate~
    I favor them, especially since Vampire lore has been polluted by Twilight.
  • Bucky aka KINGPIN 2011/11/22 18:32:55
    Zombies
    Bucky aka KINGPIN
    Vampires Suck lol
  • Medulla Oblongata 2011/11/22 18:07:03
    Zombies
    Medulla Oblongata
    Why can't I choose both? Because I love both for different reasons.
  • angel_cierra 2011/11/22 18:06:51
    Vampires
    angel_cierra
    vampires gif
    >.>
  • chelsie 2011/11/22 18:05:41
    Zombies
    chelsie
    Twilight ruend the vampire for me now there just not the same so i have to say zombie
  • the fuze 2011/11/22 17:50:31
    Zombies
    the fuze
    I'm sick of all of it actually!!! Vampires, zombies, werewolves... all of it, just stop with the insanity!!!
  • PsychoCandy 2011/11/22 17:47:30
    Zombies
    PsychoCandy
  • Deactivated 2011/11/22 17:44:06 (edited)
    Vampires
    Deactivated
    There sexy and they live long Sexy Vampire
  • rspell 2011/11/22 17:39:33
    Zombies
    rspell
    I'd rather fight zombies than vampires. Unless they're the new fast zombies, they suck.

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