Valentines Day butt-crack dress: what does this dress mean?

by Heisenberg Posted 2012/02/14 16:24:20

Related Topics: Valentines Day, Valentine's Day, Valentine, Valentine's, Valentines, 500, blog, 2012, Butt, Dress

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Some people think this is a good dress to wear on Valentine's day

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What message is this woman trying to send her parter?

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Philo-Publius 2012/02/14 16:39:31

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I dunno, but this is the most uneven floor I've ever seen in my life -- that's like a 7" drop over a span of 2 1/2 feet -- not to mention it defies the laws of physics. Even the ceramic tiles curve; they're significantly concave, whereas the slightest amount of pressure from structural settling would have first cracked and then cleft in twain the fragile, baked material.
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bobdole 2013/02/03 21:21:17

so sexy

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jgh57 2012/06/11 19:20:55

Looks like a good place to spank.

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Rukasaki ~~ Hawkshadow 2012/02/18 03:46:55

"im a whore"

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djamel1983 to Rukasak... 2012/11/10 20:49:41

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hi haw are you i loke you

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Mark 2012/02/17 16:44:17

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My guess is Enceledeus. Its about that far from a good look.

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PJ Sweet Cheeks 2012/02/17 14:28:18

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Looks like she blew a big fart, lol

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Bloody Brey 2012/02/17 06:03:37

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The first thing I thought of when I saw it is she wants it in the ass.

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Pat 2012/02/17 03:08:23

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It means that there is always some fool out there to buy foolish things.

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Wild Dog 2012/02/16 23:45:39

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I'm not sure, but I've got a bunch of coins I could toss down there while drinking a brewskie ,or three. I guess she likes to look like her hubby. ........At least he makes good money.

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someopinion 2012/02/16 21:38:07

it means....time to get dirty.......................

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Someone Else 2012/02/16 05:35:22

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Who needs toilet paper I'll wipe when I sit on the couch

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killernick 2012/02/16 03:51:24

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Seems there's two holes in the dress ..... lol

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Cathy 2012/02/15 19:25:33

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She's letting him know that they are going to have a good time tonight! But, seriously I hope that
she doesn't wear this dress outside! This should only be for his eyes, not the public!

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✞Knight... to Cathy 2012/02/15 22:34:57

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Cathy to ✞Knight... 2012/02/23 15:27:01

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You're right!

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chrisjay 2012/02/15 18:54:22

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ROTFL!!!!!!! xD

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doc 2012/02/15 18:32:29

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looking for a back door man

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SunshineSprinkles 2012/02/15 15:36:57

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David 2012/02/15 13:13:40

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Anyone's, always available!

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findthelight2000 2012/02/15 11:37:12

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I'm easy!

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Anonymouse BN-0 ~bibbityboo~ 2012/02/15 11:32:52

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It means "I'm a slut and I'm spending Valentine's Day with my boyfriend's best friend, but he thinks I'm ill in bed, so don't tell him I'm whoring around."

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mewycg 2012/02/15 10:29:46

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I think she's trying to send the message that she has no fashion sense, or interior decorating skills.

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Broken 2012/02/15 10:25:24

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She is saying "Come sex me up!"

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TruckersBE 2012/02/15 10:18:18

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that the keys hole........ :D

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freakoutnow... cuz mom's here 2012/02/15 10:07:32

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If worn out in public she asking to be seen as a whore with a tacky sense of style. In private she's asking her partner for a quick in and out without having to undress. At least that's what a guy would thing in my experience at least (I don't know how a guy thinks but I've heard enough conversations between my husband and his male friends to have a good idea of how they think). As a woman it just looks tacky, cold to wear in the wintertime, and uncomfortable to wear. Plus it doesn't work with going commando and I rarely do that because as I tell my daughters and was told by my own mother ''Girl, remember to never leave home without wearing clean underwear because you never know who might see them if something happens.''

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Bowman 2012/02/15 07:37:41

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Date rape dress

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nonnonsenseguy 2012/02/15 06:22:28

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I'm certain anyone wearing a buttcrack dress would get arrested.

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Cause Unknown 2012/02/15 05:40:50 (edited)

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"So easy a caveman could do me"

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gregaj7 2012/02/15 05:36:58

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Advertising.

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Massaro1150 2012/02/15 05:21:12

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Sorry that's down right stupid---it looks like she ready to go to the bathroom at any given time--maybe she's having a bad day..

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Matt M 2012/02/15 05:16:22

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What message?

I think it is trying to say something along the lines of, "Hey, look at my butt!"

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v i o l e t 2012/02/15 05:01:58 (edited)

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According to the link it's referred to as the "Super Sexy Dress". Not sexy at all. More sexy if it's designed in a way to show off a certain part without being obvious about it. Looks more like skanky.

Means she's going commando.

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O'l Jarhead 2012/02/15 04:58:02

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So, doe's the guy also wear a simular one backwards?....You know, for that unisex look. Anyway, I like it...and I don't care what the message is. I'll do my own interpretation.

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wamcalif 2012/02/15 04:35:18

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"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

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Mrs. Kathy Arch 2012/02/15 04:29:07

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I think it means that her butt is going to get cold.

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Ken 2012/02/15 03:56:12

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More disgusting liberal morals.

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ken 2012/02/15 03:09:08

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I don't know, but I like it.

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T J 2012/02/15 03:00:17

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Either a tease or easy entry. But one thing it definitely is, is tacky.

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ken to T J 2012/02/15 03:10:21

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One mans tacky is another mans damn, that looks good.

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~*PoliceGirl*~ (>^-^)> 2012/02/15 02:12:02

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