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*** TWO HUNTERS IN A BAR ***

~ The Rebel ~ 2012/04/04 00:24:46
Related Topics: Beer, Shout, Missing, Hunter
These two hunters enter the bar every day, the first one always carries the skin
of an bear, the other one always empty handed. So the second one goes up to the
first hunter and asks him how he gets to shoot a bear every day. "Well, that's
easy", he replies," I just go over to one of those holes in the mountain, stand
in front of it and shout; 'Yo, fat f***** cu** of a bear, get your stinking a**
out off this hole!' as loud as I can, then the bear gets out and I shoot the
it. Easy as that."

"O.K." the other one says, "I'll remember that". So the next day the
first hunter comes into the bar with his skin and orders a beer. About ten
minutes later the second one crawls in, covered in blood, missing an leg, and is
generally a mess. So the other hunter yells "What the happened to you man?!"

"Aargh", says the other one " I did what you told me to do, I went to a
hole, started shouting and swearing at that bear and guess what happened?"

"What?"

"A train came out."

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