TRUTH From Jeff Foxworthy

by Drew~PWCM~JLA~ Posted 2013/01/20 20:28:53

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The Fence Test

You can't get any more accurate than this!

This is straight forward country thinking..by

Jeff Foxworthy

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a A Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

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Old Salt 2013/01/21 01:02:31

True

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Liberals are such babies... always wanting their pacifiers coated with Karo Syrup! Otherwise they will SCREAM and CRY till one gives in to their consensus tantrums!

Dear God, please restore the values and teachings of our Founding Fathers! Give to us the Strong, the Diligent, the Brave... the Tea Party Activist who wish to bring back the stand of those who have gone before us! Give us more Sarah Palins', Ted Cruz's and Mark Rubio's! Give us those who won't cower down to the TRAITORS who wish to make us like the countries our Founding fathers fled to build a New Nation, dedicated to the Liberty of rewarding those who excel rather than those who sit idly on their asses waiting line to Food Stamps and Welfare Checks!

Restore to US these Principles that made us the most envied and desired nation to be once again called, "The Land of Opportunity," and not what obama and the democrats want! Let us take those who wish us to be like CUBA to the Southern Most End of our country! Let's us place them in the sand, on a mound, bent over... and KICK them into the Island of despair so they may see just WHAT their desires REALLY will mean to the Country so many sacrificed to make!

For I pray this in Jesus Name...... AMEN! Old Salt

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schjaz 2013/01/30 16:37:06

True

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Independents will forward it as well.

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Dagon 2013/01/24 20:53:11
Constitution Believer 2013/01/23 22:14:41

True

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One thing about this little diddly is WE ALL KNOW IT IS TRUE.

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seadog6608PWCM 2013/01/23 18:02:38
McCate 2013/01/22 05:30:08

True

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Love Jeff! Seriously the truth!

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J.W. Howler 2013/01/21 20:13:33 (edited)

True

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I know Jeff is a great comedian, but in all seriousness, THOSE statements are no joke.

Anyone who ponders those comparisons can find some truth in them if they are honest with themselves.

Sad to think, however, that many will just deny them because they know there is some truth in them and they refuse to admit it.

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divinemissm 2013/01/21 19:37:46

false

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Foxworthy is about as funny as an abscessed molar.
You might be a redneck if your pig has teeth but your girlfriend doesn't.

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seadog6... to divinem... 2013/01/23 18:03:55
divinem... to seadog6... 2013/01/23 19:38:56

Y'all don't come back now, ya hear!

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seadog6... to divinem... 2013/01/23 23:52:19
divinem... to seadog6... 2013/01/24 00:28:41

I know.......all you hear is blah, blah, blah,blah, blah.......Seadog..........blah, blah, blah, blah.....Seadog. Go learn some new tricks...roll over and play dead would be a good start.

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seadog6... to divinem... 2013/01/24 00:48:39
divinem... to seadog6... 2013/01/24 04:35:12

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Drew~PW... to divinem... 2013/01/24 04:36:27

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In your dreams. Only a liberal could handle that!

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divinem... to Drew~PW... 2013/01/24 05:18:59

Or perhaps a US Republican Senator caught in brothels in DC and New Orleans, or a US Republican Senator caught with his appendage in his best friends wife, or the US Republican Senator caught tapping his foot next to a cop in an airport bathroom, or a US Republican Congressman caught with his appendage in 16 year old boys.

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Drew~PW... to divinem... 2013/01/24 05:21:54 (edited)

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bet it was a liberal acting out as a repugnant one with the boy. They are called RINO's. ;

Speaking of which

http://redflagnews.com/headli...

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divinem... to Drew~PW... 2013/01/24 05:50:43

Mark Foley, Republican , Florida. And I don't open links from Cons too many viruses.

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Drew~PW... to divinem... 2013/01/25 03:17:44

And to think I use a rubber when screwing a liberal woman. >;)

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divinem... to Drew~PW... 2013/01/31 08:37:47

There are millions of liberal women who want to screw you. Right into the ground. No liberal would touch your diseased appendange with a ten foot pole.

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Drew~PW... to divinem... 2013/02/01 05:25:05

Well actually they come back for seconds as they relly like what a REAL man does for them between the sheets. >;)

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divinem... to Drew~PW... 2013/02/01 14:03:54

Dream on you raggedy old flag......those are all 20 buck Republican hookers who you pay to tell you what you want to hear.
They grabbed the wrong guy when they arrested the Green River Killer

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Drew~PW... to divinem... 2013/02/02 02:59:38

Well the libs were alot cheaper than the Repub but nothing new there. ;)

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divinem... to Drew~PW... 2013/02/02 18:14:49

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divinem... to Drew~PW... 2013/02/02 18:17:07

Never met a Libertarian who wasn't a cheap SOB.

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Drew~PW... to divinem... 2013/02/02 22:21:15

LOL that doesn't describe me but they were fun and make good porn.

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seadog6... to divinem... 2013/01/24 09:16:26
Drew~PW... to seadog6... 2013/01/25 03:18:40

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DAMN IT! Now I have to clean my screen! I spit pepsi all over it! >:)

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seadog6... to Drew~PW... 2013/01/26 08:57:24
divinem... to Drew~PW... 2013/01/31 08:41:05

I'm sure that wasn't Pepsi. More like your pet Sea Dog's semen. The cowardly little blocking wimp.

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Drew~PW... to divinem... 2013/02/01 05:27:39

No chance. Did you forget the key word, Conservative? keep the udders dry hun. >:)

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divinem... to Drew~PW... 2013/02/01 14:06:47

Pepsi doesn't dry white. If you'd stay off the porn sites, you wouldn't have to clean off your monitor so much.

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Drew~PW... to divinem... 2013/02/02 03:00:54

See, you have been peeking. Cute doll. ;)

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divinem... to Drew~PW... 2013/02/02 18:18:50

There wasn't much to see.

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Drew~PW... to divinem... 2013/02/02 22:21:50

More than you can swallow. ;)

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divinem... to Drew~PW... 2013/02/08 22:12:31

For a mouse.

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Drew~PW... to divinem... 2013/03/06 03:48:55

You must be a big mouse then. ;)

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tblackb 2013/01/21 19:09:16

false

nothing more than meaningless banter

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hippycat 2013/01/21 18:51:14

false

+1
what a lot of utter crap.

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Dave**Gay for Girls** 2013/01/21 17:40:18

True

+4
Nothing like good solid common sense, it's a shame it's so uncommon.

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mighty mouse 2013/01/21 15:41:00

True

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