Traffic Light

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the
right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the
red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her
horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was
searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled
up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in
front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the
'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper
sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so
naturally.... I assumed you had stolen the car.''

Priceless, what more can I say.......................