Tick-Off a Liberal: Take a Boy Scout to Chick-fil-A

☆ QueenAline 2012/07/30 17:35:36
Forget about Bert and Ernie. I always thought Kermit the Frog was a
little “light in the flippers,” if you know what I mean. Miss Piggy?
Probably just cover (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more). And how about
that perennial bachelor, Fozzie Bear? Wocka Wocka, indeed.

Or not.

I don’t know.

Still, a recent move by The Jim Henson Company makes you wonder. In a
distinctly knee-jerk, anti-family development, the Muppet mogul has
severed promotional ties with Chick-fil-A – the booming fast-food chain
and American Cinderella story. The multi-billion dollar company has
stirred the ire of left-wing extremists in recent days.

Their crime? Failure to obey the nauseating, mind-numbing dictates of political correctness.

Dan Cathy – a devout Christian and CEO of the biblically based eatery
– recently made a few innocuous public comments in support of
legitimate marriage – sentiments the vast majority of morals-minded
Americans happen to agree with. (I sent an email to Chick-fil-A
corporate suggesting that, in reprisal, they add frog legs and ham hock
to the menu. No reply thus far.)

“We are very much supportive of the family – the biblical definition
of the family unit,” said Cathy. “We are a family-owned business, a
family-led business, and we are married to our first wives. We give God
thanks for that. … We know that it might not be popular with everyone,
but thank the Lord, we live in a country where we can share our values
and operate on biblical principles.”

Or, at least we used to live in that country. No more. Not if we let the godless left have its way.

Cathy’s statement was all it took. The “progressive” establishment
had a mouth-frothing, water-meets-Wicked-Witch-of-the-West meltdown.
They’ve charged the battlefield with that characteristic slash-and-burn,
seek-and-destroy style and grace we’ve come to expect.

“Boycott Chick-fil-A!” shrieked the ever-tolerant, oh-so-enlightened
sexual-anarchist troglodytes. “Bigots! Haters! Homophobes!” (You know;
same pointless pap, different day.)

Demanding a public apology from Cathy, Chicago Alderman Joe Moreno
pledged to prohibit Chick-fil-A from opening a restaurant in Chicago’s
Logan Square because – well – because he’s a communist.

Boston Mayor Thomas Menino told the Boston Herald that he, too, would
block Chick-fil-A from the “Cradle of Liberty.” (Want some crackers
with that rich irony chowda, Tommy?)

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel followed suit.

Now, I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but let me just say to these,
um, gentlemen: Look here, you law-breaking, totalitarian, anti-American
dolts. We have a thing in this country called the First Amendment to the
U.S. Constitution. We will not sit idly by while you use this sacred
document as potty paper for puppy. You may have sworn-off chicken, but
keep it up, tough guys, and freedom-loving America will force feed you a
Sears Tower-sized helping of crow.

Mat Staver, founder and chairman of the Liberty Counsel civil-rights
firm weighed in: “To deny business permits or zoning approvals to
Chick-fil-A because the president of the privately owned family business
expressed his biblical view of natural marriage is outrageous,” he
said. “Any city trying to ban Chick-fil-A will not win this battle.”

“These government officials ought to be ashamed. For a public
official to threaten denial of a right to do business because the
president of a private company supports natural marriage is the height
of stupidity and intolerance.

“Unfortunately, their response is typical of intolerant homosexual
activists,” he continued. “They will go to any lengths to silence the
majority of Americans who believe that children do best when raised in a
natural family with one mom and one dad.”

Who would’ve thought that a major flashpoint for our culture war
would involve waffle fries – evidently laced with some illicit, highly
addictive chemical agent – and equally mouth-watering chicken-and-pickle

No problem. Certain truth can whip dogmatic “progressive” propaganda anywhere, anytime.

That’s the thing about liberalism – about political correctness. It
exists in the realm of fantasy. It’s a barrier to truth. “Progressivism”
comprises a farcical assortment of pseudo-utopian ideals that reflect
how postmodern leftists want things to be, rather than how things actually are.

They float the propagandist idiom “marriage equality” – choosing all the while to ignore objective “marriage reality.”

So-called “same-sex marriage”? A counterfeit. It’s like taking a
rotten apple, spray-painting it orange, and then calling it an orange.
“Gay marriage” is no more real marriage then a rotten apple is an

It’s unavoidable. Marriage is, by definition, the joining of two
complementary opposites – two “others.” Consider Christmas lights. When
you string them together you necessarily “marry” the male end with the
female end. It defies logic and physics to try and force a male-male or
female-female connection. There can be no real connection. Sure, you can
employ some artificial mechanism – say, superglue or duct tape – to
create a mock connection, but the lights don’t work, and the duct tape
eventually gives out. Not to mention that it’s aesthetically

“Gay marriage” is mock marriage. It’s fantasy – a dead end. Even a
child knows this intuitively and, in their heart-of-hearts, lefties and
“gay” activists know it, too. That’s why they respond so violently when
people snicker at it or, as in the case of Dan Cathy, even respectfully
acknowledge that it’s not grounded in reality.

The wonderful thing about liberals is that they almost universally
overplay their hand. They respond to “inconvenient truths” with
hysterical, reactionary overreach. There’s been a magnificent backlash
from their attacks on Chick-fil-A. They’ve picked a fight they cannot

Gov. Mike Huckabee, never afraid to speak his mind, has waded into the fracas. He’s organized a “buy-cott” – a “Chick-fil-A Appreciate Day” for Aug. 1, 2012.

On that day, marriage-reality supporters – anyone who loves freedom
and family values, really – are encouraged to patronize Chick-fil-A.
I’ll be taking my family.

A list of venerable luminaries, including the Rev. Billy Graham, have joined the event. Millions are expected to participate.

In the wake of the Penn State scandal surrounding Jerry Sandusky’s
homosexual assault on dozens of young boys, the Boy Scouts of America
moved to protect children by re-affirming its prohibition against
scoutmasters who live a homosexual lifestyle. Although they didn’t
expressly indicate that Penn State influenced their decision, there can
be little doubt it did.

As with the Chick-fil-A debacle, libs lost their collective noodle.
Apparently the only thing they hate more than Chick-fil-A is a “morally
straight” 12-year-old who strives for integrity and merit.

So here’s my proposal: Don’t let a bunch of uber-obnoxious,
loud-mouthed liberal pansies intimidate you. They’re nothing but a wet
paper tiger. On Wednesday, Aug. 1, have your kids wear their Boy Scout
uniforms to Chick-fil-A. Scoutmasters, bring ‘em all.

There’s still time to reverse America’s spiral down the moral toilet
bowl of history. On Aug. 1, even if you don’t eat fast food, buy
Chick-fil-A anyway. Then give it to some homeless guy and claim it as a
tax deduction.

That’ll really make ‘em squirm.

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  • Wahvlvke 2012/07/30 20:47:17
    I'll go you one better ... wear a Second amendment shirt with an NRA patch on one sleve and a service patch on the other.
  • WhereIsAmerica? ~PWCM~JLA 2012/07/30 19:51:19
    WhereIsAmerica? ~PWCM~JLA
    Good idea.
  • Ken 2012/07/30 19:42:55
    Good idea.
  • Mike 2012/07/30 19:34:01
    Tick-Off a Liberal: Buy them a Chick-fil-A gift card for their Birthday, their anniversary Xmas, Valentines day, etc.
  • ☆ Queen... Mike 2012/07/30 20:05:32
    ☆ QueenAline
    Woo Hoo Woo Hoo

  • Outta' Here. 2012/07/30 19:07:08
    Outta' Here.
    You know, I hate children, but I'd consider doing this.
  • Yo'Adrienne..AFCL 2012/07/30 19:05:38
    FIrstly........PBS is a communist based network.....Always has been a progressive
    tool...(and paid for, BTW by our tax dollars...which is a double whammy)..........Subliminally, maybe there is something to that Bert and Ernie thingie.!!!!!
    Secondly......gay's know that it is not acceptable nor reasonable to be "married", as proved by the backlash of heterosexual people everywhere......I'd like to know where the next generation of sexual errors will come from......they'll be short on the "reproduction" portion of humanity...and maybe that's the high point. I'm going to take a boyscout to Chik-Fil-A on August 1.............I can be tolerant.....but that kind of respect has to go both ways....and it's obvious that they want it all...............
  • bman~AVA~BTTB 2012/07/30 17:55:27
    It really amazes me just how far the left pushes things. This story is proof of how much hatred they have against a Christian based business. If they are so against the Chick-fil- A then stay the hell away from the place! Where has all of their common sense gone??? And another thing, where is all the love, understanding, and compassion that the libs seem to be so proud of??? It looks to me that instead they have hatred and no tolerance for those kinds of places.
  • ☆ Queen... bman~AV... 2012/07/30 18:08:41
    ☆ QueenAline
    Common sense has been lost in America...there's not much left...especially ON the left..as far as love, understanding, and compassion goes....they wouldn't know that if it hit them in the face....they are intolerant to that kind of stuff.
  • bman~AV... ☆ Queen... 2012/07/30 18:45:38
    Exactly. They always claim that they have all of that and say we conservatives are the ones all full of hate. Good comment me lady
  • Yo'Adri... ☆ Queen... 2012/07/30 19:07:45
    the schools took over where the parents left off.......They learned it in school....and on Sesame Street..........The agenda isa coming full circle......BEWARE...adn WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
  • relic 2012/07/30 17:55:26 (edited)

    Look what I found.

  • Yo'Adri... relic 2012/07/30 19:08:59
    Best Ad I've seen..............in years....TOO bad it is only tongue in cheek.!
    Grat job relic!
  • Aurora 2012/07/30 17:42:49
    Nice Post.
  • ☆ QueenAline 2012/07/30 17:38:45
  • bman~AV... ☆ Queen... 2012/07/30 17:56:15
    Amen to that!
  • Yo'Adri... ☆ Queen... 2012/07/30 19:10:21
    So this is now a TOTALITARIAN STATE? Boston sucks....Chicago sucks, NY sucks.....
    or is it just their progressive communistic "mayors"?
  • Wahvlvke ☆ Queen... 2012/07/30 20:53:50
    Actually, most of us aren't waiting for 8-1-12. Went again today ... same story ... the place was packed ... long lines ... and the drive-thru lines were winding through the mall parking lot. I'm lovimg it ... those pervs really know how to pitch a boycott. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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