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*** Thoughts From a Wandering Mind ***

~ The Rebel ~ 2011/10/14 22:00:00

  • I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.



  • I had amnesia once -- or twice.



  • I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?



  • Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.



  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.



  • If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle.



  • What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?



  • Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them.



  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.



  • Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.



  • One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.



  • My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.



  • I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.



  • The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.



  • How can there be self-help 'groups'?



  • If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?



  • Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.



  • Is it just me--or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?

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