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There once was a man from nantucket...can anyone finish this limerick?

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  • GettingANewName 2009/06/11 02:16:46
    haha of course!!
    GettingANewName
    +4
    There once was a man from nantucket
    Who went up the hill with a bucket
    He tripped on a stump
    And fell on his rump
    And screamed a dirty phrase which I'm not allowed to say because Mr. Page said it was inappropriate for a school assignment but I will tell you that it ends in it which is all I'm going to say because this is way to long to be a limerick and I can't think of any way to make the last word rhyme with out swearing so I'll just leave it at that now Ok good bye!

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  • Jodie Kirwan 2013/09/18 21:51:41 (edited)
    haha of course!!
    Jodie Kirwan
    There once was a man from Nantucket,

    Who went for a piss in a bucket,

    The bucket said 'Boo!',

    He pissed on his shoe,

    And all he could say was 'Fck it!'
  • John Smith 2013/08/07 00:55:20
    haha of course!!
    John Smith
    There once was a man by Autucet,
    Who loved having his beer in a bucket,
    He would drink it away and now to this day,
    Runs and babbles and squeals and plays,
    And as for the rhyme, aw, f*ck it!
  • Deep Patel 2013/04/26 01:51:55 (edited)
    haha of course!!
    Deep Patel
    The earliest published version appeared in 1902 in the Princeton Tiger:[1][2][3]

    There once was a man from Nantucket

    Who kept all his cash in a bucket.

    But his daughter, named Nan,

    Ran away with a man

    And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

    Other publications seized upon the "Nantucket" motif, spawning many sequels[4][5]

    Among the most well known are:

    But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,

    The man and the girl with the bucket;

    And he said to the man,

    He was welcome to Nan,

    But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

    Followed later by:

    Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,

    Where he still held the cash as an asset,

    But Nan and the man

    Stole the money and ran,

    And as for the bucket, Manhasset.



    Source: Wikipedia


    Also look at this channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/j...
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  • mark.regentz@gmail.com 2012/08/05 08:10:37
    haha of course!!
    mark.regentz@gmail.com
    there once was a man from nantucket
    who road down the highway on his rocket
    the force from the blast
    shoved his dick up his ass,
    and his balls were found in his pocket.
  • Marshall Meier 2012/04/07 01:36:43
    haha of course!!
    Marshall Meier
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
    And he said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin,
    "If my ear were a c*nt, I would f*ck it."

    people kept on saying could^ not would, this is the correct version
  • Junior 2011/11/06 18:47:44
    haha of course!!
    Junior
    There once was a man from nantucket
    whos BEEP was so long he could suck it
    he said with a grin
    as he wiped off his chin
    "if my ear were a BEEP i would BEEP it"
  • sarahall362 2011/08/30 19:26:34
    haha of course!!
    sarahall362
    There once was a man from nantucket,
    Who's cock was so long he could suck it,
    He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
    "If my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it!"


    This is the main one I've heard of.
  • jake.la... sarahal... 2013/02/09 03:56:19
    jake.lambert.37
    "There once was a man from nantucket,
    Who's cock was so long he could suck it,
    He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
    "If my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it!"

    my grandfather used to sing that to me all the time
  • Titus Lin 2011/08/20 00:37:35
  • Devianna 2011/07/27 06:16:19
  • yo mom 2011/04/13 20:32:30
  • MikeCollins 2010/12/31 12:16:28
  • TylerDomin 2010/12/12 05:27:00
    haha of course!!
    TylerDomin
    there once was a man from nantucket
    who kept all of his cash in a bucket
    his daughter named nan
    ran off with a man
    and as for the bucket nantucket(nan took it)

    but he followed the pair to pawtucket
    the man and the girl with the bucket
    he said to the man
    he was welcome to nan
    but as to the bucket pawtucket(pa took it)

    the pair followed the man to manhasset
    where he still held the cash as an asset
    but nan and the man
    stole the money and ran
    and as for the bucket manhasset(man has it)
  • cstan TylerDomin 2011/01/21 23:35:36
    cstan
    +2
    that is the origial version, published in 1902, however I really know is the drity version
  • sarahal... TylerDomin 2011/08/30 19:30:13
    sarahall362
    +3
    The first part of this was published in 1902 in the Princeton Tiger.
    later the Chicago Tribune and the New York Press added the last two parts.
  • jarett 2010/04/05 21:34:59
  • SheWhoFliesWithDragons 2009/06/12 17:16:30
    haha of course!!
    SheWhoFliesWithDragons
    +1
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    He stuck his fat ass in a bucket
    All the men came around
    He had to leave town
    He should have just gone on and stuck it.
  • Night 2009/06/12 00:32:10
    haha of course!!
    Night
    +1
    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    Who said "Oh just fuck it"
    He didn't finish this rhyme
    to go suck on a lime,
    And in the end he just ate it.
  • Cloud 2009/06/11 22:40:07
    haha of course!!
    Cloud
    +3
    I've read through and only 1 person came close to the actual limerick.
    There once was a man from nantucket,
    Who's cock was so long he could suck it,
    He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
    "If my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it!"
  • Mr. Rock "n" Roll 2009/06/11 20:28:08
    umm no...
    Mr. Rock "n" Roll
    +3
    OK no one posted the version I know so here goes!

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who's dick was so long he could suck it
    He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
    If my ear was a C@#T I could F^&K; it

    Don't mean to offend anyone but I didn't ask the question!
  • Cloud Mr. Roc... 2009/06/11 22:41:07
    Cloud
    +2
    One word off, it is cock instead of dick!
  • Mr. Roc... Cloud 2009/06/13 14:44:21
    Mr. Rock "n" Roll
    +2
    Sorry I guess I took poetic license !
  • Cloud Mr. Roc... 2009/06/13 17:52:26
    Cloud
    +2
    No problem, I grew up in Mass and thats one of the limericks we used to tell when I was a kid
  • Gamegow... Cloud 2014/01/07 16:51:38
    Gamegowski .
    No it's sick
  • xoxmedo... Mr. Roc... 2009/06/15 20:02:50
    xoxmedontcarexox
    +1
    haha i was waiting to see who would actually post that one! lol its the only version i know =]
  • mark Mr. Roc... 2012/09/29 00:32:50
    mark
    +1
    The version I heard goes like this. There once was a man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin while wiping his chin if my mouth was a c**t I would f**k it
  • tammerz/zɹǝɯɯɐʇ 2009/06/11 18:57:03
    haha of course!!
    tammerz/zɹǝɯɯɐʇ
    +2
    I only know the dirty one...
  • Decahedron~~The Frozen Flame ♂ 2009/06/11 18:33:01
    haha of course!!
    Decahedron~~The Frozen Flame ♂
    +2
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Bit by a snake he decided ti suck it
    The venom made him high
    he lost sight in one eye
    Now he sees as bad as Kirby Puckett
  • TeeTee Metal(is a real girl) 2009/06/11 02:35:58
    haha of course!!
    TeeTee Metal(is a real girl)
    +3
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who was drunk and who puked in a bucket
    Passed out on the ground
    and when woke who had found
    in the puke his own hand he had stuck it!
  • GettingANewName 2009/06/11 02:16:46
    haha of course!!
    GettingANewName
    +4
    There once was a man from nantucket
    Who went up the hill with a bucket
    He tripped on a stump
    And fell on his rump
    And screamed a dirty phrase which I'm not allowed to say because Mr. Page said it was inappropriate for a school assignment but I will tell you that it ends in it which is all I'm going to say because this is way to long to be a limerick and I can't think of any way to make the last word rhyme with out swearing so I'll just leave it at that now Ok good bye!
  • ctuagentdown 2009/06/11 02:12:24
    umm no...
    ctuagentdown
    +2
    i must have heard the dirty one.
  • xoxmedo... ctuagen... 2009/06/11 02:25:25
    xoxmedontcarexox
    yeah i know only the dirty one too lol
  • Dave Sa... xoxmedo... 2009/06/11 02:36:44
    Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥
    +1
    I just heard there was a dirty one :)
  • xoxmedo... Dave Sa... 2009/06/11 05:21:52
    xoxmedontcarexox
    yeah lol there is. very crude,
  • Margo 2009/06/11 02:10:23
    haha of course!!
    Margo
    +3
    who kept all his cash in a bucket.
    Had a daughter named Nan
    who ran away with a man.
    And as for the bucket, Nan took it.
  • Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥ 2009/06/11 01:55:05 (edited)
    haha of course!!
    Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥
    +4
    There was a young man from Nantucket
    Who caught his foot fast in a bucket.
    When he pulled good and sound,
    What he finally found
    Was some old chewing gum that had stuck it.

    by David E. Sawyer on April 2, 2002

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