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THE WORLD TODAY.....NOT NEWS, JUST COMMENTARY!

Yo'Adrienne..AFCL 2012/06/04 21:52:50


How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant


If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.


If your neighbour crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.


If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.



I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.


So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS
is parked in front of this COMPUTER,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates
You!
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  • DS in Oak Ridge NC 2012/06/04 22:22:03
    DS in Oak Ridge NC
    +3
    Good post... seems that personal responsibility has become a lost art or fast-disappearing character trait, and our world is worse off for that.

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  • Red Branch 2012/06/05 03:31:36
    Red Branch
    Good One Yo.
  • LADY LIBERTY SILLY WORDSMITH 2012/06/04 23:53:04
    LADY LIBERTY SILLY WORDSMITH
    +1
    SO, Dear YO'ADRIENNE,

    GOD FORBID, if YO DIE

    While your Dear-OLD-WRINKLED-ASS

    Is parked SOMEWHERE ELSE,

    Say, YOUR-DEAR-OWN-SMOOTHLY-BED;

    May I modestly ask,

    WHO DO YOU WANT US to BLAME???
  • Yo'Adri... LADY LI... 2012/06/05 00:46:17
    Yo'Adrienne..AFCL
    +1
    SELECT-COMFORT!!!!! LOL
  • 3kidsandamom 2012/06/04 22:42:15
    3kidsandamom
    +2
    Cute :) Individual responsibility is no longer something that is taught. People are always amazed when my husband & I make our kids own up to their actions and they know they have to resolve the situation with the other person not us! Some people tell us we are not being good parents but I just let them know I'm grateful we are going by God's standards not theirs ;)
  • Yo'Adri... 3kidsan... 2012/06/04 23:55:00
    Yo'Adrienne..AFCL
    +1
    Sounds to me like those parents could take a lesson from you and your husband......
    Personal responsibility......it's one of those things that you take with you for all of your life....and are a better person for it! thanks.....
  • DS in Oak Ridge NC 2012/06/04 22:22:03
    DS in Oak Ridge NC
    +3
    Good post... seems that personal responsibility has become a lost art or fast-disappearing character trait, and our world is worse off for that.
  • LADY LIBERTY SILLY WORDSMITH 2012/06/04 22:20:28 (edited)
    LADY LIBERTY SILLY WORDSMITH
    +2
    Bless your soul, YO'ADRIENNE for

    LEAVING US a PRECIOUS CLAIM

    ON MULTI-BILLIONAIRE BILL GATES!
  • Yo'Adri... LADY LI... 2012/06/04 23:55:39
    Yo'Adrienne..AFCL
    and good luck with that!!!! lol
  • Kerri Mackenzie 2012/06/04 22:09:27
    Kerri Mackenzie
    +1
    Maybe you should blame it on Bush instead ;-)
  • LADY LI... Kerri M... 2012/06/04 23:12:47
    LADY LIBERTY SILLY WORDSMITH
    OH, NO! NOT BUSH, AGAIN!

    OBANANA & DEMON-RATS

    BLAMED HIM LONG And WIDE

    THEY CLEANED HIM QUITE ENOUGH,

    WHAT THEY LEFT HIM IS AN OUTHOUSE.

    And I WANT NO PART of ANY OUTHOUSE!!!
  • Kerri M... LADY LI... 2012/06/04 23:24:22
    Kerri Mackenzie
    +1
    hehe... just having a little fun!
  • LADY LI... Kerri M... 2012/06/04 23:56:42
    LADY LIBERTY SILLY WORDSMITH
    hehe ... thanks for having little fun with me!
  • Kerri M... LADY LI... 2012/06/04 23:59:36
    Kerri Mackenzie
    My pleasure!
  • Yo'Adri... Kerri M... 2012/06/04 23:59:03
    Yo'Adrienne..AFCL
    Now that would be different huh? Poor GW...he got it everyday....for every move he made.....and he wasn't that bad compared to the marxist we have now!! Go figure!
  • Kerri M... Yo'Adri... 2012/06/05 00:02:24
    Kerri Mackenzie
    Yep... that was kind of my point. Bush is still getting blamed for everything under the sun... so ridiculous it's getting funny!
  • Striker 2012/06/04 22:01:02
    Striker
    +1
    I'll be happy to blame Bill Gates.
    But the world has turned, and everybody has a shot these days at foolish lawsuits.
  • LADY LI... Striker 2012/06/04 22:51:51
    LADY LIBERTY SILLY WORDSMITH
    +2
    YO, Striker, I'm with you, my DEAREST!
  • Temlakos~POTL~PWCM~JLA~☆ 2012/06/04 21:54:11
    Temlakos~POTL~PWCM~JLA~☆
    +2
    I don't see it that way. Mostly because I never expect the government to do me the same favors that it does to all the "Stellas" of the world.
  • Yo'Adri... Temlako... 2012/06/04 23:56:18
    Yo'Adrienne..AFCL
    +1
    and that, my friend is what makes you who you are........! Thanks.

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