The wacky Fortune Cookie Generator Quiz

by *BIGGUMS* Posted 2010/07/09 22:17:28

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Have fun with this one as always!!! This is just for fun!! I mean no disrespect for those who take things to serious!! I love fortune cookies!! so... whats your fortune? lol heres mine:

Your Fortune Is: Woman who wear G-string is high on crack.
Follow these wise words carefully.

those are funny... these fortunes definitely are wacky!!! xD

wear g-string high crack wise carefully funny fortunes wacky xd

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Woman of many faces~ijm 2010/07/09 23:44:20

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Your Fortune Is: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Follow these wise words carefully.

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Killjoys Queen 2010/08/03 13:19:03

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Your Fortune Is: If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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The Solitary Writer 2010/07/26 02:17:52 (edited)

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Your Fortune Is: Exotic dancer get applause, call girl just get clap.

.....*sweatdrops* (I get it... I just wish I didn't)

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musiclover 2010/07/22 01:59:04

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Your Fortune Is: Baseball got it all wrong ó man with four balls cannot walk.
Follow these wise words carefully.

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JoeMemory 2010/07/21 05:46:43

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Hahaha! Interesting!!
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~HopelessRomanticM17~ 2010/07/20 06:00:15
The Sol... to ~Hopele... 2010/07/26 02:18:51

hahahahahhahaha That's a good one.

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Lexi Loo <3 2010/07/18 16:32:01

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Your Fortune Is: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Follow these wise words carefully.

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ReaperGirl 2010/07/17 03:52:15

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Your Fortune Is: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Follow these wise words carefully.

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vladimirtod242 ~assassin of... 2010/07/15 15:06:41

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Your Fortune Is: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

haha good thing i normally laugh first haha xD

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The Sol... to vladimi... 2010/07/26 02:21:16

that's pretty true... The slow one is either the last one to laugh or the one that sits there with a WTF? expression. The later of the two is the most common, actually.

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HaileyHow? 2010/07/15 11:39:37

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Your Fortune Is: The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.
Follow these wise words carefully.

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The Sol... to HaileyHow? 2010/07/26 02:21:58

^_^ aka SHUT YOUR TRAP!!!! good words of wisdom (I need that one...)

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HaileyHow? to The Sol... 2010/07/30 19:45:19

lol

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Flash13 2010/07/14 14:00:03 (edited)

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Your Fortune Is: Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.

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✰☁♔♥☮ツMariah♥☮ツ♔☁✰ 2010/07/14 03:07:43

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Your Fortune Is: An optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve.
Follow these wise words carefully.

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The Sol... to ✰☁♔♥☮ツM... 2010/07/26 02:22:38 (edited)

HUZZAH!!!! unfortunately, I'm no optimist...

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Punk Rocker 2010/07/13 23:29:06

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Your Fortune Is: If someone calls you fat, don't get angry... just turn the other chin.
Follow these wise words carefully.

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may-ray 2010/07/13 21:08:58

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Your Fortune Is: A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

ohhh dear haha should I be worried??

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The Sol... to may-ray 2010/07/26 02:24:37

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hahahaha that reminds me of good memories... ^_^ I was a little moron back then.

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✔i.♡.y.o.u✔ 2010/07/13 18:40:13

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Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.

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bree 2010/07/13 03:52:10

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Your Fortune Is: Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.
Follow these wise words carefully.

haha got it!!!

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AlyxParker 2010/07/13 00:23:53

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Your Fortune Is: Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.

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The Sol... to AlyxParker 2010/07/26 02:40:47

hahaha unfortunately that's gonna be a problem with a lot of chicks now days (honest... take a good look around and you won't find many (that aren't overweight) that you could consider to have a large (hint: Monty Python) "tracks of land")... sigh.

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slaaaave 2010/07/12 16:44:30

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Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.
Follow these wise words carefully.

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Rainbow_Bubblegum 2010/07/12 15:15:09

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Your Fortune Is: Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Follow these wise words carefully.

what the hell does this mean?

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The Sol... to Rainbow... 2010/07/26 02:25:30

hahahaha meaning.... that if you don't have a hanky to sneeze in you take "matters" (aka snot) unto your own hands... ROFL

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SOCCER-BABE93_:D 2010/07/12 14:33:54

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Your Fortune Is: To make a long story short, don't tell it.

lol wow

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Ally 2010/07/12 13:49:57

Your Fortune Is: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
Follow these wise words carefully.

haha that's ewwie!

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The Sol... to Ally 2010/07/26 02:26:19

wow.... your mind can wonder on that one...

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Ally to The Sol... 2010/08/07 16:36:47

haha

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~kitten~ 2010/07/12 02:07:51

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Your Fortune Is: Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.

WHAT

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The Sol... to ~kitten~ 2010/07/26 02:26:47

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*dies out of laughter*

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~Reinette~BadWolf~QueenOfDe... 2010/07/11 18:04:43

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Your Fortune Is: Beauty is only a light switch away.
Follow these wise words carefully.

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EmoKidBecauseYouThinkIAm 2010/07/11 13:43:31

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Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.
Follow these wise words carefully.

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jade 2010/07/11 06:28:23

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Your Fortune Is: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Follow these wise words carefully.

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The Sol... to jade 2010/07/26 02:27:20

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ya........ I agree

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~♥Nikki♥~ 2010/07/11 06:16:38

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Your Fortune Is: He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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KRISTA!! 2010/07/11 03:27:14

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mine wuz the same as urs.....and im just confused,lol

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The Sol... to KRISTA!! 2010/07/26 02:30:00

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it means a person who speaks before they think it through should get some sense knocked into them.... by getting a kick (aka boot) in the butt. HAHAHA yeah... I tend to get that way and get kicked by said foot ^_^

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KRISTA!! to The Sol... 2010/07/26 03:11:28

lol.

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