"All of you L.A.P.D. interrogators," he said, 'let's take a look at these photos involving the convicts in these cases. As all of you working to protect and serve the Greater Metropolitan Los Angeles Area, the members of a team of con artists, swindlers and gentleman thieves known as the Con Squad are finding men, women and children throughout LAX who have bamboozled into pickpocketing, murder and interceptive robbery,
theft and counterfeit - however, these conmen and bunco squad teammates are going after the good guys who have sought fraud, suspicious murder, kidnapping and spying among the persons and their other neighbors during the last 10 months. Detective Frank 'Trigger Happy' Merriman is conducting a series of investigations concerning the Con Squad's ongoing assignments over the next 12 to 24 or 38-plus months prior to courtroom deliberation."

"More deliberation is about to become available within 365 business day," reminded Mac Bloomberg, the L.A.P.D.'s highly ranked rookie enforment officer.

"You cotton-picking, beer-drinking deputy you... Just because Merriman, Brainard and Sgt. Throckmorton are fighting back at the Con Squad conmen and troublemakers in his quest to

search for men, women, children, teenagers and senior citizens of all ages who create criminal havoc through the decades. Whoever steals the steel door of controveries - which is painted using a top-secret pinkish, dark red enamel created by Prof. Throckmorton X.
Quartermain, director of chemistry at the University of California Los Angeles and a mad scientist with more than 17 years of designing, engineering, formulating, inventing and
discovering..."

"You can not, repeat, can not make this stuff up," warned the deputy.

"What shall I tell Merriman about this crap?" asked L.A.P.D. Rookie Enforcement Officer Bloomberg.

"To tell the truth, Detective and Mrs. Merriman are about to track down six of the most distractive and highly inconceivable conmen who make up the Con Squad.

"Be on the lookout for these conmen, swindlers and pranksters as they find the wrong guys and gals who've been wrecking lethal havoc in Los Angeles and its suburbs - they're driving their motor vehicles to various locations during the next 38 months," the L.A.P.D. deputy said to Rookie Enforcement Officer Bloomberg.

"Merriman," Rookie Enforcement Officer Bloomberg replied, "is embarking on the case of a lifetime - and he will be prepared for what will be the most dangerous assignment in a private eye's lengthy career."