The Redhead.

A man was
dining alone in a fancy restaurant

and there
was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the

next
table. He had been checking her out since

he sat
down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly
she sneezed, and her glass eye

came
flying out of its socket towards the

man. He
reflexively reached out, grabbed

it out of
the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I
am so sorry,' the woman said, as

she popped
her eye back in place. 'Let me

buy your
dinner to make it up to you.'

They
enjoyed a wonderful dinner together,

and
afterwards they went to the theatre

followed
by drinks. They talked, they laughed,

she shared
her deepest dreams and he shared

his. She
listened to him with interest.

After
paying for everything, she asked him if

he would
like to come to her place for a

nightcap
and stay for breakfast. They had a

wonderful,
wonderful time.

The next
morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with

all the
trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You
know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.

Are you
this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies.....




Wait for it .........



It's coming ..........

The suspense is
killing you, isn't it?

She said
.........

'You just happened to
catch my eye.'