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The Redhead.

The Birdman ~ PWCM~JLA 2012/05/01 06:37:58
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A man was
dining alone in a fancy restaurant


and there
was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the


next
table. He had been checking her out since


he sat
down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.


Suddenly
she sneezed, and her glass eye


came
flying out of its socket towards the


man. He
reflexively reached out, grabbed


it out of
the air, and handed it back.


'Oh my, I
am so sorry,' the woman said, as


she popped
her eye back in place. 'Let me


buy your
dinner to make it up to you.'


They
enjoyed a wonderful dinner together,


and
afterwards they went to the theatre


followed
by drinks. They talked, they laughed,


she shared
her deepest dreams and he shared


his. She
listened to him with interest.


After
paying for everything, she asked him if


he would
like to come to her place for a


nightcap
and stay for breakfast. They had a


wonderful,
wonderful time.


The next
morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with


all the
trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!


'You
know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.


Are you
this nice to every guy you meet?'


'No,' she replies.....




Wait for it .........



It's coming ..........

The suspense is
killing you, isn't it?










She said
.........


'You just happened to
catch my eye.'

The Redhead




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