A man was
dining alone in a fancy restaurant
was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the
table. He had been checking her out since
down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
she sneezed, and her glass eye
flying out of its socket towards the
reflexively reached out, grabbed
it out of
the air, and handed it back.
'Oh my, I
am so sorry,' the woman said, as
her eye back in place. 'Let me
dinner to make it up to you.'
enjoyed a wonderful dinner together,
afterwards they went to the theatre
by drinks. They talked, they laughed,
her deepest dreams and he shared
listened to him with interest.
paying for everything, she asked him if
like to come to her place for a
and stay for breakfast. They had a
morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with
trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.
this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies.....
Wait for it .........
It's coming ..........
The suspense is
killing you, isn't it?
'You just happened to
catch my eye.'